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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Most satisfying insult?
    #21157224 - 01/21/15 01:22 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

What do you think is the funniest/most satisfying thing to call someone?

I like sassy bitch or panegyrist fuck


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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #21157244 - 01/21/15 01:26 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I like to add "no offense" after an insult. That way they're insulted AND confused.

You shit eating cunt nugget.

No offense.


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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Baby_Hitler] * 1
    #21157267 - 01/21/15 01:32 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

There's a few but "I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire" and for fat uppity chicks "You got more chins than a Chinese phone book"


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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21157281 - 01/21/15 01:35 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Cunt

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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #21157287 - 01/21/15 01:38 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Useless.

It isn't so much satisfying as it is hurtful, which, I guess, is satisfying in that it does exactly what you intended it to?

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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #21157294 - 01/21/15 01:41 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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Cojo said:
Useless.

It isn't so much satisfying as it is hurtful, which, I guess, is satisfying in that it does exactly what you intended it to?



True, nothing hurts someone more than ignoring their existence completely right to their face. :lol:

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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #21157313 - 01/21/15 01:46 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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True, nothing hurts someone more than ignoring their existence completely right to their face. :lol:




:lol: Hmm, I see it more as letting someone know that you think they're of absolutely no use to the world and the people around them.

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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #21157315 - 01/21/15 01:47 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

i just love calling people cunts.

it just rolls off the tongue so nicely


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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #21157324 - 01/21/15 01:50 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Pansy Pants!

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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21157342 - 01/21/15 01:54 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Salty cunt is my favorite.


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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #21157348 - 01/21/15 01:56 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

adjectives.

you literal sack of monkey feces.

you starkly dim moronic shit-quaker.

or some cacophony helps in the assonance of your insult

you cum guzzling seafaring slipsliding fishy bitch cunt, that looks like Agatha Chrisie

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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21157354 - 01/21/15 01:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Ass-ramming fagbag fucktard


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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21157366 - 01/21/15 02:01 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

suck a fuck you Bilbo Baggins butt banging bitchmade homofag.

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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: akira_akuma] * 4
    #21157378 - 01/21/15 02:04 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I'll bash ye fokkin head in mate I sware on me mum


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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: akira_akuma] * 3
    #21157384 - 01/21/15 02:05 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

You can call some the worst names, but I think ignoring them is more effective.  Like really ignoring them.  You just block out their entire existence.  You don't acknowledge them, you don't talk about them, you don't ask them questions, you don't say good morning.... because they don't exist.


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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: CherryBom]
    #21157390 - 01/21/15 02:07 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

or just dance past them. even better.

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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: CherryBom]
    #21157411 - 01/21/15 02:11 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

CherryBom said:
You can call some the worst names, but I think ignoring them is more effective.  Like really ignoring them.  You just block out their entire existence.  You don't acknowledge them, you don't talk about them, you don't ask them questions, you don't say good morning.... because they don't exist.



This, too.

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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #21157436 - 01/21/15 02:16 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

It doesn't really satisfy me to be a dick to people. I mean, it satisfies me at the time but then I just feel bad.

I just ignore people if I haven't been appreciating their bullshit


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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #21157450 - 01/21/15 02:17 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I don't use it nearly often enough, but I'm a big fan of the word "troglodyte".


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Re: Most satisfying insult? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21157451 - 01/21/15 02:18 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
It doesn't really satisfy me to be a dick to people. I mean, it satisfies me at the time but then I just feel bad.

I just ignore people if I haven't been appreciating their bullshit



me too. but, in a fun way, i like to call people knaves.


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