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koods
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Jesus Christ, what kind of pussy needs a loaded gun in their house.
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Re: Just got robbed [Re: koods]
#21148088 - 01/20/15 06:14 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Non Australians would be my answer : )
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this is 'murica
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Re: Just got robbed [Re: Hobozen]
#21148163 - 01/20/15 07:09 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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blankk said: So this guy comes to my house to buy something i had advertised on CL, pulls out this huge machete and says "this is what's happening, i'm robbing you". he pulls out the machete and says he doesn't want to hurt me but he'll slit my throat if i don't cooperate. i got that sinking feeling in my gut and thought about my options. i had a couple knives set up beforehand just in case something like this were to go down, so i could have either grabbed the kitchen knife or ran to my room and grabbed the smaller knife. i also had dog mace in my pocket that i was holding on to while this was happening.
i wanted to do something, but the thought of prison, and who he might be associated with made me decide just to go through with it. he took $150 worth of shit.
time to eat some kratom and get drunk. fuck.
I didn't read the whole thread, but your first mistake was selling drugs without a gun nearby.
Sorry to hear that though, hope you're okay.
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Re: Just got robbed [Re: koods]
#21148168 - 01/20/15 07:12 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said: Jesus Christ, what kind of pussy needs a loaded gun in their house.
Just seen this, but are you serious?
I would say the kind that sells drugs to random people from craigslist that try and rob you with a fucking machete.
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koods said: Jesus Christ, what kind of pussy needs a loaded gun in their house.
the ones that arent victims
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Soulidarity said: Non Australians would be my answer : )
because it's illegal
now they're pissed and they want their guns back
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I'm sure the dumbass with the machete wouldn't be calling OP a pussy if he had a loaded .45 directed at his face
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http://abcnews.go.com/US/dramatic-moment-machete-wielding-attacker-breaks-door/story?id=28323560
Actually relevant... NSFW. Gun saved his life.. Attacker even said so. Super intense there for a moment.
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Re: Just got robbed [Re: shLong]
#21148256 - 01/20/15 07:42 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd have shot the motherfucker. No question. Dead on my doorstep, fuck that.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Just got robbed [Re: Hobozen]
#21148276 - 01/20/15 07:44 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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$150 bucks is nothing in the big picture. Just be lucky you didn't get hurt because that shit happens. Even if you were a ninja with a bazooka I think the right thing to do would be to stand down over that and let the police handle it or just take the hit if you're operating in a grey/black market, as that comes along with some risk. I say you did the right thing in any case.
$1500? probably kill'em and bury him in the backyard.
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It's not over the money. Someone threatening me with a weapon is dead. I'd wipe my ass with a thousand bucks and throw it on their body while it's bleeding out on my "wipe your paws" mat.
The things people are willing to risk their life over, like 150 bucks.
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Re: Just got robbed [Re: Adden]
#21148319 - 01/20/15 07:57 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah I mean if I happened to have a gun pointed at them when they pulled the machete out I'd probably shoot them in any case, but over $150 I wouldn't give them the money, then go grab a gun and shoot them in the back as they walked away. For $1500 I'd at least consider it.
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Re: Just got robbed [Re: Hobozen]
#21148593 - 01/20/15 09:19 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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blankk said: So this guy comes to my house to buy something i had advertised on CL, pulls out this huge machete and says "this is what's happening, i'm robbing you". he pulls out the machete and says he doesn't want to hurt me but he'll slit my throat if i don't cooperate. i got that sinking feeling in my gut and thought about my options. i had a couple knives set up beforehand just in case something like this were to go down, so i could have either grabbed the kitchen knife or ran to my room and grabbed the smaller knife. i also had dog mace in my pocket that i was holding on to while this was happening.
i wanted to do something, but the thought of prison, and who he might be associated with made me decide just to go through with it. he took $150 worth of shit.
time to eat some kratom and get drunk. fuck.
I'm as prudent as you are apparently. I too would have hidden knives for this particular situation. Although I would not have hesitated to use it at all. A machete is big and clumsy. As soon as you go close to the guy its pratically useless, but your shorter knife sure isn't.
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Re: Just got robbed [Re: Patlal]
#21148603 - 01/20/15 09:22 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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And from the story you had your hand on the spray, ready to use it. You should have OP.
He would have been blinded and that's all she wrote after that. But hey, I was trained for years for this sort of action...
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Re: Just got robbed [Re: shLong]
#21148610 - 01/20/15 09:25 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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shLong said: http://abcnews.go.com/US/dramatic-moment-machete-wielding-attacker-breaks-door/story?id=28323560
Actually relevant... NSFW. Gun saved his life.. Attacker even said so. Super intense there for a moment.
for the lazy
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moonrockmushy said: $1500? probably kill'em and bury him in the backyard.
That might be the worst possible place to hide a body.
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Quote:
Treant said:
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koods said: Jesus Christ, what kind of pussy needs a loaded gun in their house.
Just seen this, but are you serious?
I would say the kind that sells drugs to random people from craigslist that try and rob you with a fucking machete.
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Rebelutionsssss said: I'm sure the dumbass with the machete wouldn't be calling OP a pussy if he had a loaded .45 directed at his face
Scaredy cats
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Re: Just got robbed [Re: koods]
#21148874 - 01/20/15 10:21 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rebelutionsssss said: Just picked up this bad boy for 200 bucks and it came with a sweet ass bayonet can't go wrong there
Mosin Nagant
I have one similar..
Look at the top of the barrel close to the wood, you may see a symbol of the solving Union..
thise guns are worth 99 dollars.. You overpaid by 100. Oh well, it's cool
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Quote:
Dr.Dankhead said:
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Rebelutionsssss said: Just picked up this bad boy for 200 bucks and it came with a sweet ass bayonet can't go wrong there
Mosin Nagant
I have one similar..
Look at the top of the barrel close to the wood, you may see a symbol of the solving Union..
thise guns are worth 99 dollars.. You overpaid by 100. Oh well, it's cool
Omg! He got robbed $100, and the robber GAVE him a weapon! What a fucking taunt.
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