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Offline69er
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real story
    #21134863 - 01/17/15 05:55 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

So I'm going to tell you a little story that happened to me in my wild days.

So I was in new York city, doing a bit of drinking with some old bros. We was at a bar called new Yorks pub. It's a pretty nice place to drink. I was hammered by 1 AM.

These girls came in looking fine, this girl from their group came up and she was hammered as well. We was drinking and talking then they said last call.

We ended up going to my room, we chatted for about 5 minutes. We started to get down with kissing. She went to the bathroom and walked out naked.

I was already hot and bothered I thought I was having a good night. She walks out and all I see is a dick. So I still ended up having sex.

After that night I had bad feelings, I felt like shit. I wanted to end my life, because of this. I felt less of a man. I tried watching hip hop videos to gain my manliness back, nothing worked. So I feel like I'm gay and not the same anymore.

So I want to ask you guys some stuff.

Dose this make me gay?

Would you have did the same?

How to get pass this feeling of shame?

Am I less of a man?

I don't think I'm gay I love women so please help.

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Invisiblemantis
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Re: real story [Re: 69er]
    #21134865 - 01/17/15 05:57 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

2 dicks is more masculine than 1. You're fine.


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Invisibledr_gonz
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    #21134866 - 01/17/15 05:57 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: real story [Re: 69er]
    #21134870 - 01/17/15 05:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I was with you til the hip hop videos. Now I say troll.

A real man in a crisis like that would turn to porn.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Offlineunderfliptown
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Re: real story [Re: 69er]
    #21134871 - 01/17/15 05:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

You ate shrooms that night too? Shrooms make you gay bro...

lol seriously though, who gives a fuck. You fucked someone, probably felt great. Move on. It doesn't make you gay, you were just drunk and ready to fuck. You got tricked. No biggie.

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Offline69er
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Re: real story [Re: dr_gonz]
    #21134875 - 01/17/15 05:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
who penetrated who?



I just fucked her.

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Offline69er
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Re: real story [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21134877 - 01/17/15 05:59 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I was with you til the hip hop videos. Now I say troll.

A real man in a crisis like that would turn to porn.



Not a troll this is a real story.

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Invisiblemantis
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Re: real story [Re: 69er] * 1
    #21134883 - 01/17/15 06:01 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

C'mon, folks, a troll would never falsely claim that something was a real story. CASE CLOSED!


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Invisiblemantis
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Re: real story [Re: 69er] * 3
    #21134890 - 01/17/15 06:02 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

69er said:
Quote:

dr_gonz said:
who penetrated who?



I just fucked her.





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Offline69er
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Re: real story [Re: mantis]
    #21134894 - 01/17/15 06:04 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Well she had tits I don't know what to call her.

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Re: real story [Re: 69er]
    #21134899 - 01/17/15 06:05 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

a post op tranny with a 9 inch secret?


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OfflineRoseM
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Re: real story [Re: mantis]
    #21134901 - 01/17/15 06:05 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

If she is trans* then technically you were not gay, but you did have teh buttseks.

This shit is confusing. I am trans. I like chicks. That makes me a lesbian, but what does it make my wife? She is straight and married to a trans woman.

Also, "Her" is correct.

Careful with the trans shaming in this thread, folks.


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OfflineCHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: real story [Re: 69er]
    #21134904 - 01/17/15 06:07 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

We need more details about what went on between the two of you to tell how gay this is. Did you guys 69?

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OfflineRoseM
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Re: real story [Re: rackem]
    #21134907 - 01/17/15 06:07 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
a post op tranny with a 9 inch secret?




Uh, not post op. But the OP reads like a combination of troll post and Penthouse Forum.


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Invisiblemantis
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Re: real story [Re: Rose]
    #21134911 - 01/17/15 06:09 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Rose said:
If she is trans* then technically you were not gay, but you did have teh buttseks.

This shit is confusing. I am trans. I like chicks. That makes me a lesbian, but what does it make my wife? She is straight and married to a trans woman.

Also, "Her" is correct.

Careful with the trans shaming in this thread, folks.



Serious Question: Are you offended by the word "tranny" itself, regardless of context? I hear mixed reactions about it from the transgendered community, although it seems like most people hate it.


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Offline69er
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Re: real story [Re: Rose]
    #21134912 - 01/17/15 06:09 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe I should look past it one time thing. Hopefully it never happens again.

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Re: real story [Re: 69er]
    #21134915 - 01/17/15 06:09 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

there is nothing gay about fucking a girl who has a dick

it's something i want to definitely do one day and I'm definitely not gay


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Offline69er
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Re: real story [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21134919 - 01/17/15 06:11 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
We need more details about what went on between the two of you to tell how gay this is. Did you guys 69?



I fucked her ass out and titty fucked her. She sucked me. And I beat her off that's it. No 69

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Invisiblemantis
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Re: real story [Re: rackem]
    #21134921 - 01/17/15 06:11 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
a post op tranny with a 9 inch secret?



'Round my neighborhood we call that 9" secret a "bonus."


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OfflineRoseM
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Re: real story [Re: mantis] * 1
    #21134927 - 01/17/15 06:12 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

mantis said:
Quote:

Rose said:
If she is trans* then technically you were not gay, but you did have teh buttseks.

This shit is confusing. I am trans. I like chicks. That makes me a lesbian, but what does it make my wife? She is straight and married to a trans woman.

Also, "Her" is correct.

Careful with the trans shaming in this thread, folks.



Serious Question: Are you offended by the word "tranny" itself, regardless of context? I hear mixed reactions about it from the transgendered community, although it seems like most people hate it.




Very little offends me, but I see why tranny is seen as a slur by many trans folk. It usually is used in sexual, porn or degrading ways. It does make me wince to hear it at times.

On a similar note, the term "Transgendered" is incorrect. It is like saying someone is gayed. The correct term is transgender.

Trans linguistics are a pain in the ass sometimes.


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