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OfflineMacey Howard
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I got a new job. I feel obligated to hold in my farts all day.
    #21131775 - 01/17/15 12:01 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I'm happy I got a new job and all but I realized that the office I work in really restricts my freedom of letting out the farts when it matters. Lunches at my job are FREE. Meaning, the owner of my company takes us out every day or let's us charge it to the card. It's weird but cool !!  I have to adjust my diet and choose salads so I don't get fat but jeeze, I'm piling up some serious roughage and gas.
The restroom is very close to where people work but I managed to find another one close to the office.

I just jerked out of my sleep because a fart woke me up and I decided to post about it.
Looks like I'm going to start taking beano or something.

Sorry I'm posting about farting.

I'm half asleep too. I slept wrong because my right tittie is numb. Now I'm awake. Guess I'll play some GTA 5 online. If any of you have a PS3 you can add me. I'm Mrs--

Later hookers.


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Invisiblewhatsgrimace
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Re: I got a new job. I feel obligated to hold in my farts all day. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #21131787 - 01/17/15 12:03 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Thank you for sharing. Ha.


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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: I got a new job. I feel obligated to hold in my farts all day. [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #21131945 - 01/17/15 01:12 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Everything about this is sweet. Probiotic stuff can be nice but improving your diet should work itself out digestion wise, I got nothing for the numb titty :jah:

Edit I forgot to mention congrats on a new job, free lunch is cool but sucks if they thurn it into a meeting setting.


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Edited by ReposadoXochipilli (01/17/15 01:13 AM)

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Invisiblewhatsgrimace
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Re: I got a new job. I feel obligated to hold in my farts all day. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #21131947 - 01/17/15 01:13 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Just eat a lot of yogurt.


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Re: I got a new job. I feel obligated to hold in my farts all day. [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #21131949 - 01/17/15 01:14 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

whatsgrimace said:
Just eat a lot of yogurt.



Yea I forgot to mention that somehow to, I'm tired, maybe numb ass cheek, too tired to check.


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Re: I got a new job. I feel obligated to hold in my farts all day. [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #21131954 - 01/17/15 01:15 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Sleep well my friend.


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