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some funny shit happened at court today 6
#21126493 - 01/15/15 07:17 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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so my buddy was getting sentenced today. They made him take a piss test that he knew about. Because of the shorter amount of time he had to prepare, he drank a bunch of water. So they are going down the docket, they tell him he has to be piss tested, and he sits in one of these two really nice chairs in the front side of the court. He looks happy and fine. More people get called on the docket, more people get put up for drug testing. One more guy sits in a nice fabric rolly chair like he is in next to him, and the rest of the people getting drug tested sit in these blue leather chairs. So 30 minutes or so after dude got put in this chair, he start looking anxious. Moving his legs, looking around all crazy with big eyes, holding his junk. I'm wondering what the fuck his deal is (I was his ride that was getting compensated, and came to watch the bs). I thought he just was scared of what the drug test results might be.
So they get to the near end of the docket like an hour later, and I see him motioning accross the room to his lawyer, telling him that he is about to pee. His lawyer goes up, and asks some court officers, and they say he has to wait. Lawyer shakes his head at him, is telling him he has to wait. Like one minute later this dude just pisses his pants in one of the two nicest chairs the court has. Like hes fucking unloading, and there's piss pouring out both of his pant legs and dripping all off the chair and everything. His lawyer was the first to see it I think, and the face was priceless lol. He slowly shook his head with his jaw wide open. They called them back to get drug tested like literally 2 minutes later, and dude passed! All of the court officers could not believe it and my buddy had to wear his own piss for like another two hours before he was out that bitch.
It put a big fucking smile on my face though lol. He fucking pissed all over and ruined one of their best chairs, and that's what they get for not letting him use the restroom! And he passed his test just to top it off. I felt like it was the ultimate fuck you, to every bitch ass court officer in that room lol.
edit: didn't want to bump up an old thread, but he sat on a towel and a pizza box i had in my car!
Edited by bigbitch (01/16/15 05:15 AM)
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: bigbitch] 1
#21126557 - 01/15/15 07:30 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21126570 - 01/15/15 07:35 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: bigbitch] 3
#21126616 - 01/15/15 07:48 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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R kelly approves
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: bigbitch]
#21126633 - 01/15/15 07:52 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Call CSI to test the chair now.
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: zZZz]
#21126655 - 01/15/15 07:57 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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wish i could have seen their faces
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: Does]
#21126696 - 01/15/15 08:08 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuckin right!
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: BoomBoom]
#21126722 - 01/15/15 08:12 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's funny but how come a grown man can't hold his piss? kind of odd. Im really upset.
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: berdinwall]
#21126780 - 01/15/15 08:27 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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berdinwall said: that's funny but how come a grown man can't hold his piss? kind of odd. Im really upset.
Drink 1.5 liters of water and wait 3 hours.
you'll see
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: berdinwall]
#21126781 - 01/15/15 08:27 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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rkelly..
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Channeling_Spirit said:
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berdinwall said: that's funny but how come a grown man can't hold his piss? kind of odd. Im really upset.
Drink 1.5 liters of water and wait 3 hours.
you'll see
come on...I've had to hold my pee to where its hurt before but Ive never pissed myself
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: berdinwall]
#21126857 - 01/15/15 08:48 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
berdinwall said:
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Channeling_Spirit said:
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berdinwall said: that's funny but how come a grown man can't hold his piss? kind of odd. Im really upset.
Drink 1.5 liters of water and wait 3 hours.
you'll see
come on...I've had to hold my pee to where its hurt before but Ive never pissed myself
Try that exercise!
And I'm sure he probably at least subconsciously wanted it to happen that way.
I could hold my pee but I drink a shit ton of water a day like 4.5 liters
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: berdinwall] 2
#21126913 - 01/15/15 09:03 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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so your buddy... who you gave a ride too... pissed himself at court... an event you witenessed because you where giving him a ride... so the untold part of this story is how your buddy had to sit on your car seats in piss soaked pants...
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: bigbitch] 1
#21126983 - 01/15/15 09:15 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't know..I wouldn't really feel like I was sticking it to the man by pissing myself in a room full of people.
Like..YEAH! NOW YOU GOTTA WASH YOUR CHAIR!!
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Re: some funny shit happened at court today [Re: berdinwall]
#21127489 - 01/16/15 12:05 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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berdinwall said: that's funny but how come a grown man can't hold his piss? kind of odd. Im really upset.
sometimes the valve breaks 
at a phish year a year or so ago with some shroomerites, I pissed my pants running to the bathroom. I was even pinching the tip. we took this bus from a neighboring city and drank on the way, and my buddy actually pissed in a cup in front of a bunch of moms
moral of the story, sometimes you can't hold it, and its always funny
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