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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Idiot] 4
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morrowasted
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CosmicFool
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blackhawk
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drege
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: blackhawk] 1
#21296621 - 02/19/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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USPS too.
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extreme


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: drege]
#21299774 - 02/19/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Had a box go through UPS that smelled skunky lol. I know USPS is more commonly used than either FedEx or UPS, but I know some dummies still use the latter two. Wouldn't be surprised if there was some weed in there, but more likely not. You've gotta be an idiot not to vacuum seal weed or do something else to completely eliminate smell, but quite frankly UPS is sometimes otherwise known as "United Pot Smokers" and although I no longer fit that description, I know lots of UPSers use drugs lol, including myself.
So that said while I was sorting boxes the other night around 8 PM after my hot supervisor bent down to grab a box on the ground I saw her thong and thought of this joke/riddle. Be warned it is super corny and dumb but if I did standup it would be my opening line because... well it's the only one I got and I'm not a standup comedian. Could probably get a few chuckles and laughs from a relatively large and open-minded, or a least intoxicated, audience. K so, here it goes...
So what IS Victoria's secret?
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: extreme] 2
#21299782 - 02/19/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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extreme


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#21299796 - 02/19/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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That might be a little more accurate, like I said it's pretty dumb but do I at least get half a point for creativity and being original, and a half point for it being halfway almost funny? I bet you haven't heard that one before
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MrBlueYoMind
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: extreme] 1
#21299984 - 02/19/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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I knew a girl that worked at Victoria's Secret and she said the secret is that Victoria is a man. Your hot boss is really a dude bruh.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#21300119 - 02/19/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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The secret is that there are no secrets. Nothing is left to the imagination.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#21300994 - 02/19/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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I knew there had to be an answer.
@ spots and others (to beat your come back of "no, it's not" well I guess you got me there LOL, just take it lightly it's at least 1% humorous) even if I made someone smile cuz of how dumb it is, well that's great!
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Asante
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: extreme]
#21302105 - 02/20/15 03:29 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Rico1992
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Asante] 3
#21302112 - 02/20/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Asante
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Rico1992]
#21302178 - 02/20/15 04:38 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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LOL! Great
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Asante]
#21302182 - 02/20/15 04:40 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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thank you lol its one of favorites
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Rico1992
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Rico1992]
#21302185 - 02/20/15 04:43 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Asante
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Rico1992]
#21307969 - 02/21/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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This is not a joke but a fact I just read and found funny.
Apparently Pope Francis made money as a student as a bouncer in a Buenos Aires bar.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Asante]
#21311205 - 02/21/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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10 Years of YouTube: Evolution of Viral Video 
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Adolin




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Hobozen] 4
#21311212 - 02/21/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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This is not a joke but a fact I just read and found funny.
Apparently Pope Benedict XVI made money as a nazi in the Luftwaffenhelfer

Edited by Adolin (02/21/15 10:32 PM)
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