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JesusIsLord
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: akira_akuma]
#21104301 - 01/11/15 09:22 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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it's a good one, one of last years seasons
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ

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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: JesusIsLord]
#21104309 - 01/11/15 09:23 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm sure there is still spots of good episodes. just way too much crappy ones.
but i can imagine Philip turning into the Canadian Devil. WAT THE HEELLLL ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOOT HAHAHAHAH *growl*
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JesusIsLord
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: akira_akuma]
#21104330 - 01/11/15 09:26 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah and the money is called canadough i have no idea why they depict canadians the way they do but things like the square wheels on cars freakin tickle me so much
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akira_akuma
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: JesusIsLord]
#21104361 - 01/11/15 09:29 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Canadians generally fail arts and crafts in Kindergarten. you might be surprised... one can actually fail that in Canada.
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JesusIsLord
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: akira_akuma]
#21104407 - 01/11/15 09:36 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: Canadians generally fail arts and crafts in Kindergarten. you might be surprised... one can actually fail that in Canada.
what the heck. isn't it just like, gluing macaroni to paper plates?
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: JesusIsLord]
#21104442 - 01/11/15 09:43 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Last year was awesome for south park. I enjoyed all the episodes except the pewdiepie ones.
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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: JesusIsLord] 1
#21104455 - 01/11/15 09:47 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: Canadians generally fail arts and crafts in Kindergarten. you might be surprised... one can actually fail that in Canada.
what the heck. isn't it just like, gluing macaroni to paper plates?
All of our parents are fucking high. It's hard to pass art class when all you know is sniffing glue and eating delicious dry fucking macaroni because you're high.
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: akira_akuma]
#21104480 - 01/11/15 09:51 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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qman said: Sometimes people need Jesus pounded into their souls.

and we all know that the fastest way to a man's soul is through his holes
you best stop laughing because we know you need jesus
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akira_akuma
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21104696 - 01/11/15 10:18 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jesus protects me from demon dick. his glory fills the holes.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21104722 - 01/11/15 10:22 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: I can't believe how proud that guy is of himself. He may as well be another radical muslim. Maybe ISIS would be a better course of life for him. At least then he might die and meet his God sooner.
I saw some preacher telling a story, maybe it happened, maybe it didnt. I havent seen video footage of this guy punching a kid in the chest and being that he's not in prison for assaulting a minor, I'm less inclined to believe this to be a factual story
he didn't go 2 jail because he was punching the devil out from his aorta
devil always be up in childrens aortas now a days
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