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Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral)
#21103751 - 01/11/15 07:59 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Draenei]
#21103813 - 01/11/15 08:10 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't believe how proud that guy is of himself. He may as well be another radical muslim. Maybe ISIS would be a better course of life for him. At least then he might die and meet his God sooner.
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Draenei]
#21103819 - 01/11/15 08:11 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21103899 - 01/11/15 08:23 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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PRAISE THE LORD
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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Draenei]
#21103904 - 01/11/15 08:24 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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DrRedBush
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Epistrophy]
#21103911 - 01/11/15 08:26 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't know what to say either than
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Prisoner#1
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XLCaps said: I can't believe how proud that guy is of himself. He may as well be another radical muslim. Maybe ISIS would be a better course of life for him. At least then he might die and meet his God sooner.
I saw some preacher telling a story, maybe it happened, maybe it didnt. I havent seen video footage of this guy punching a kid in the chest and being that he's not in prison for assaulting a minor, I'm less inclined to believe this to be a factual story
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21103998 - 01/11/15 08:43 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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So you're saying he is lying?! What else could he possibly be lying about then?! Now I wonder if Jesus had a whore as a mom or if she was raped by god. Idk what to believe any more....
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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Draenei] 2
#21104015 - 01/11/15 08:44 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Everything about this story is true except he really whispered, "Ben, you know when you talk dirty it turns me on".
I was there this guy obviously has memory problems. In fact I am Ben.
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21104026 - 01/11/15 08:46 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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XLCaps said: I can't believe how proud that guy is of himself. He may as well be another radical muslim. Maybe ISIS would be a better course of life for him. At least then he might die and meet his God sooner.
I saw some preacher telling a story, maybe it happened, maybe it didnt. I havent seen video footage of this guy punching a kid in the chest and being that he's not in prison for assaulting a minor, I'm less inclined to believe this to be a factual story
Yeah. Most pastors are used to bullshitting.
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21104038 - 01/11/15 08:46 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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And did he really punch you in the chest? Or did he just fist your ass?
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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#21104047 - 01/11/15 08:47 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sometimes people need Jesus pounded into their souls.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21104058 - 01/11/15 08:48 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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XLCaps said: I can't believe how proud that guy is of himself. He may as well be another radical muslim. Maybe ISIS would be a better course of life for him. At least then he might die and meet his God sooner.
I saw some preacher telling a story, maybe it happened, maybe it didnt. I havent seen video footage of this guy punching a kid in the chest and being that he's not in prison for assaulting a minor, I'm less inclined to believe this to be a factual story
I never assumed it was true. Most people are full of shit. That doesn't mean in this instance he should be treated any differently.
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Prisoner#1
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Distorted Vision said: So you're saying he is lying?! What else could he possibly be lying about then?! Now I wonder if Jesus had a whore as a mom or if she was raped by god. Idk what to believe any more....
I know it's hard to believe that a preacher could lie, cheat or steal but that a man claiming to be the son of god could take a couple of fish and a few loaves of bread and manage to feed thousands of people. now in the preacher's defense, he says it happened in calgary, I assume that would be canada and we know it's a lawless, tribal situation up there with all the hockey and stuff. kid punching is pretty normal there
a little looking and I've come up with a name and it's kinda fitting
Pastor Eric Dammann. a man with 2 churches, a great way to rake in the $$$ http://www.biblebaptist.net/OurStaff.htm http://www.cbcwarwick.com/component/preachit/messages/teacher/eric-dammann
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moonrockmushy
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Distorted Vision said:
And did he really punch you in the chest? Or did he just fist your ass?
like the man says sometimes that is what it takes to lead a doubter to God. As Jesus said in a roundabout way, "Righteous is he who pounds the fear of the LORD into the rectums of those who question his goodness, for an unpunished asshole is the Devil's playground".
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Prisoner#1
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XLCaps said:
I never assumed it was true. Most people are full of shit. That doesn't mean in this instance he should be treated any differently.
hopefully someone sees this video as a criminal confession
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21104160 - 01/11/15 09:03 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's not what I meant and I don't really give a fuck what you think.
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21104170 - 01/11/15 09:04 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I've seen the recent reports in Canada. Last I heard there is atleast 1,500 men running the streets with nothing but elk blood on and they're smashing the windows of stores with hockey sticks. There's also a few reports of people making explosives out of empty milk bags.
Canada scares the shit out of me.
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Edited by Distorted Vision (01/11/15 09:06 PM)
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it's the canadian devil, beelzeboot
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Re: Pastor punches kid in the chest (viral) [Re: qman]
#21104295 - 01/11/15 09:20 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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qman said: Sometimes people need Jesus pounded into their souls.

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JesusIsLord said: it's the canadian devil, beelzeboot

have not seen this episode
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