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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #21085294 - 01/08/15 12:06 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

It's like lickity split, got your bones in my kit.
Necromantic magic making your toes shake quick.
Flesh golems stalking you, you better think quick.
Before you dance and jingle before me, your brain liquid.


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InvisibletheRAPeutic
Hueman
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Registered: 07/22/13
Posts: 8,702
Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: Oeric McKenna]
    #21085340 - 01/08/15 12:16 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Oeric McKenna said:
Blunts & cones, from seeds & clones , I smoke that shit till the chill vibe hits
I talk no shit and I take no shit. Just growin that dank in my closet for kicks!



Keep in mind, Im the master while your words keep the people blind
You drop two short lines like an equal sign
Peep the grind, RAP is known as the head swarmer,
heard you told somebody that you bringin back leg warmers
Skill level high, vocals stay shootin
Wouldn't let you pass me if you was the teacher and I was an A student
Drag you feet-first like a preach-birth from the dance flo
My name aint Tyler but I'll hurt you with these Hansbrough


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Registered: 08/28/09
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #21085355 - 01/08/15 12:20 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

you guys arre shit

you know better than this

you posting gay crap freestyle

that ain't but misfit

i don't even have to think

you guys are on the brink

of being absolutely dookie

i don't understand how you can be so magnificently ruthless

ly gay

just get the fuck outta my way!


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Offlineberdinwall
<3 whooooshhh


Registered: 06/10/12
Posts: 4,276
Loc: West Virginia
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #21085391 - 01/08/15 12:26 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

akira akuma
hakita banana
poop
scoop


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InvisibletheRAPeutic
Hueman
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Registered: 07/22/13
Posts: 8,702
Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #21085393 - 01/08/15 12:27 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

My clever plans hit clean like Mayweathers hands; I call your lines Peter Pan punches cuz they Neverland
You feelin like your spit is heated, Drop it, watch my quote boil it
Im makin suckas back up like a broke toilet
My tongue is like a mind shank...............
...........................................
I just felt like leavin that line blank
When cowards rap I snap on em like a power slap
My lyrics go over your head like a shower cap


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InvisiblezZZz
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I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #21085404 - 01/08/15 12:30 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I'm already out of ur way foo
Or more like you're out of my league
I'm too great like Alexander the Great
But without teh buttsek
I'm way better than u in everyway
Cuz I got all this money I could get ur girl to suck me off on the fly
While I'm flying above Madison square overlooking the dah in my private jet
Im even better looking than you cuz I got better clothes than u
Everything I own is expensive as fuck and it makes me look good
Good enough to eat, but not good enough to chew
Cuz I'll break ur fucking teeth in when u try to bite me
Mediocre satire all in ur brains
I'm insane like a merry way
Expect it when u get it
Give or take a pound like centric the entertainer
Fake it never
I'm too clever for even my own medic


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Registered: 08/28/09
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: zZZz]
    #21085453 - 01/08/15 12:42 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

shitty, my bitty


itty - lookalikes.

getting iffy

with their titty bitty wookie-ites.

getting frugal with their usefulness

being redundant and shit

i'm loosing the dogs to eat the manifesting stink and track down the biscuit

of their shitty posts. and their shitty wastes of time

making it for all the many all the time, in my dumbass posts, trying to convince

i guess it makes sense

but i don't know, if it's worth it for the dense.

it's just a big misnomer, what i do.

why do i even bother with you?


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Offlineberdinwall
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Registered: 06/10/12
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21085473 - 01/08/15 12:49 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

u bother cuz ur bothered
chasing dragons that exist but you don't really believe it
whats that even mean I dont know but I breathe it
inhale like the insane membrane with oucnes in the mail but of cocaine
stay sane said the doctor with a phd in spirituality of t he human brain
shes plain jane but u thoguht she was a he
nope, shes a she
and she can give head like that bitch with big lips
shoulda majored in ditz bitch wit big tits
cuz this therapys easier to answer "how do this make you feel"
prty much just like I wanna bust a nut in your grill
ya fill?


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: berdinwall]
    #21085516 - 01/08/15 01:01 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

no, i don't. it's crap. rip off, and unoriginal.

it's dookie to utmost, and almost hysterical

see how i don't have to even assess? don't even ahve to think

i don't even have to make sense!

just tell you you're a dick

and have no meat for the BBQ,

you goober

lickety split, fain to make anything that worth

my time

i'm eatin spines.


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,686
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21085550 - 01/08/15 01:18 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Spiry moka meeka mocha make me wanna rompa

pire'y peeky pooko pocha play with my lil roomba

touch and pokey touch and poke you lala wanna loomba


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: twighead]
    #21085557 - 01/08/15 01:20 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

stop making sense!


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InvisibletheRAPeutic
Hueman
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Registered: 07/22/13
Posts: 8,702
Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #21085564 - 01/08/15 01:24 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

The storm I'll form is calmless
Mental extremities so equipped I could bear hug you armless


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InvisibleSalomon
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Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH Flag
Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #21085696 - 01/08/15 03:24 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

i soaked a ham in rum, i munch that shit till i feel dumb, my brains a buzzin like its full of bees, look my my knees, if you please

suprise the knees were a lie, waiting below my cock a stroke, blasting my scrote all up in your eyes.

tastin your lession, we call that a blessin, you know that my school, we teach only lies.

shit my nigga, this rhymes gettin bigger, i think we should stop, you're startung to drool.

bish, cause i'm cool LIKE A FOOL IN A SWIMMING P-P-P-POOL!


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21085703 - 01/08/15 03:29 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
I put akira akuma on ignore






hahahahahaha


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21085711 - 01/08/15 03:39 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)
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this is my best rap ever


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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #21085718 - 01/08/15 03:44 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

didnt think you'd catch it, my mad mofuckin message, wrapped up in the pita so eat it like my rhymes.

,wonder and messy, my cock, slap your sexy face andf ill catch you so i can get mine.

rubs me i'll shine, a glimpse of my mind, a nut i will bust all up in your eyes.

weak, i feel fine, the my morphine is dripping, don't tap on the line.

buit speak yo mind, so i can find how to sell you a dime.

don't you lie when you fry,  the vault in the mine.

blotter seems fine, don't worry what kind.

then really bitter, forgot to spit her

it starts to dine on yo spine.

bad acid, such vibe.

shit fuck shit

out of time.

nigga


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: In this thread, we bust MaD RhyMes Yo, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. . . [Re: Salomon]
    #21085722 - 01/08/15 03:48 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

excellent.


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