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OfflineBlazeGlassDabs
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Not everyone is out to get you.
    #21080636 - 01/07/15 12:50 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Alright I was contemplating putting this on here so I said fuck it
My buddy who lives east st Louis is always scared someone is out to get him and always carrys a knife or tazer
Well today he was walking to the local quick trip for some taquitos and other munchies and while he was checking out he saw a big Samoan dude staring him down so he just got out and left
He has to walk across the road and threw a field before he can get to his apartment and apparently he got halfway across the field before he heard a guy screaming "HEY STOP" and it was the samoan so he started running from the dude towards his house (my friends somewhat of a short guy btw)
and the samoan catches up with him and my buddy tazes him and the dude flops on the ground and in his hand is my buddy's wallet
Just a funny story I thought I would share


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Edited by BlazeGlassDabs (01/07/15 12:55 AM)

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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: BlazeGlassDabs]
    #21080641 - 01/07/15 12:52 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Paranoid schizophrenic

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OfflineBlazeGlassDabs
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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #21080645 - 01/07/15 12:53 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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theRAPeutic said:
Paranoid schizophrenic



More than likely
But i would be too if I lived in east stl


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So if you now number yourself among the disenchanted, then you have no choice but to accept things as they are, or to seriously seek something else. But beware of looking for goals: look for a way of life. Decide how you want to live and then see what you can do to make a living WITHIN that way of life.
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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: BlazeGlassDabs] * 1
    #21080649 - 01/07/15 12:54 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

that is funny. paranoid but makes ya think is the wonder.


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #21080658 - 01/07/15 12:57 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

i thought this only happened on tv


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: Xena] * 2
    #21080663 - 01/07/15 12:59 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Everyone loves a racist paranoid schizophrenic with weapons.

:cookiemonster::elmo:

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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: BlazeGlassDabs]
    #21080674 - 01/07/15 01:03 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

thats some funny shit.


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: Adden]
    #21080677 - 01/07/15 01:03 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

That's fucked up.


Thanks for sharing.


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: Atreyu]
    #21080686 - 01/07/15 01:09 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Well if I am being technical the Samoan guy was out to get him.  Just not harm him.


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #21080752 - 01/07/15 01:29 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

not schizophrenic


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: BlazeGlassDabs] * 3
    #21080781 - 01/07/15 01:44 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

BlazeGlassDabs said:
Alright I was contemplating putting this on here so I said fuck it
My buddy who lives east st Louis is always scared someone is out to get him and always carrys a knife or tazer
Well today he was walking to the local quick trip for some taquitos and other munchies and while he was checking out he saw a big Samoan dude staring him down so he just got out and left
He has to walk across the road and threw a field before he can get to his apartment and apparently he got halfway across the field before he heard a guy screaming "HEY STOP" and it was the samoan so he started running from the dude towards his house (my friends somewhat of a short guy btw)
and the samoan catches up with him and my buddy tazes him and the dude flops on the ground and in his hand is my buddy's wallet
Just a funny story I thought I would share









I've lived in places that weren't half as bad as east st louis(but still pretty bad) and living in a high crime area will do things to you. It's not paranoid when you've seen people get stabbed, shot, killed in your community regularly and have most probably been victimized yourself in some way too.

Yeah, not everyone is out to get you but to accuse someone who is accustomed to a violent high crime area of being a paranoid schizophrenic like some people are in this thread because he carries around a weapon after growing so wary of being robbed or worse is kind of daft.


That being said, this is a nice story, and you're right. Most people don't want to hurt anyone, but that doesn't change the fact that the world is a violent place.

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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #21080789 - 01/07/15 01:49 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Lol I would feel like such a dick. That guy could have just yelled "you dropped your wallet!" Instead of chasing down this guy that obviously looks scared.


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21080901 - 01/07/15 02:41 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I'm from Alton, which is right next to east stl.

I don't blame your friend for being paranoid.


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: BlazeGlassDabs]
    #21081408 - 01/07/15 08:28 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Who the fuck told you that people were trying to get me?

You're one of them.... Aren't you..?


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: Adden]
    #21081433 - 01/07/15 08:38 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Dys said:
Everyone loves a racist paranoid schizophrenic with weapons.

:cookiemonster::elmo:



Seriously sounds like a funny idea for a sitcom.


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: BlazeGlassDabs]
    #21081530 - 01/07/15 09:13 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Sometimes this has to do with how someone grows up you know? Like I was always treated differently and put down as a kid and for a long time I believed that everyone was like that. I thought if I opened my mouth someone would attack me and tell me I was wrong or if I showed my face someone was going to pick on my appearance. When you grow up that way you start expecting people to be bad and get suspicious of everyone and even when you kind of realize that the world isn't like that you still expect the worse from everyone... I don't think this guy is schizo, I think maybe he just has a past and those protective instincts come out sometimes. :shrug:

Or maybe he's just been doing too many drugs, wtf do I know?

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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: BlazeGlassDabs] * 1
    #21081556 - 01/07/15 09:18 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Sooo you guys just left him lying there or what...?


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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21081568 - 01/07/15 09:20 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Plot twist - Op's friend tried to apologize and then got raped.


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude

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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21081585 - 01/07/15 09:24 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

That Samoan was doing the old "return someone's wallet, and then rape the bejeezers out of them" trick.

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Re: Not everyone is out to get you. [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #21081592 - 01/07/15 09:25 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

It works everytime. Too easy.


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude

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