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I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it
#21063875 - 01/03/15 10:15 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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This chick I was banging, it turns out she had an gonhorreah and gave it to me, and I very likely gave it to my wife. I don't want to get a divorce, but once my wife starts having symptoms I'm pretty sure she'll figure it out. So what I did was, I told my doctor I accidentally dropped the whole bottle of pills in the toilet and I got a second prescription. I'm going to feed it to my wife without her knowing about it if possible.
Has anyone done anything like this before successfully? Any advice for me on what foods cover the taste of ground up Keflex the best?
TIA.
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#21063888 - 01/03/15 10:19 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21063971 - 01/03/15 10:46 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're rotten.
Good luck dude.
Karma is a bitch though.
Maybe wrap it in some cheese lmao
You're screwed man
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: DrRedBush]
#21063981 - 01/03/15 10:49 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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How long are you gonna have to keep this up? Maybe something spicy to distract from the taste?
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: blutigmetzger]
#21063994 - 01/03/15 10:55 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Really? Can't you fake another contagious bacterial ailment that doesn't involve sexual transmission and just get her to take it as a precaution? Wait, that's also a bad idea.
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: GoldenEye] 3
#21064222 - 01/04/15 12:16 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I hope she catches you in this bullshit and has her older brother beat the fuck out of you.
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Distorted Vision]
#21064263 - 01/04/15 12:35 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha you don't gotta hope. Karmas a bitch. Something ten times worse will happen to him for sure
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: DrRedBush] 3
#21064374 - 01/04/15 02:03 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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What a fucked up thing to do.
I hope you are trolling. I hope that if you aren't, that you don't go through with this.
I hope that if you do go through with this, that she isn't an unlucky soul like I am who is allergic to some types of antibiotics.
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: DrRedBush] 1
#21064380 - 01/04/15 02:05 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Karma doesn't exist. His stupidity, cold heart, and lying antics do though. He's just going to fuck himself. Unless he can stand up and take responsibility. Which I hope he does. Goodluck OP.
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Ballerium]
#21064384 - 01/04/15 02:08 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: What a fucked up thing to do.
I hope you are trolling. I hope that if you aren't, that you don't go through with this.
I hope that if you do go through with this, that she isn't an unlucky soul like I am who is allergic to some types of antibiotics. 
He took the risk to sleep with some girl. Got STD. You think he's worried about taking chances with his wifes health and happiness so he can keep up his illusion of a healthy relationship?
I'm guessing not.
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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Distorted Vision] 2
#21064390 - 01/04/15 02:12 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah probably not. I wonder if she could take some course of legal action if she did end up having an allergic reaction to them and went into anaphylactic shock or something?
Scare tactics. Don't do it OP.
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Ballerium]
#21064394 - 01/04/15 02:14 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh for sure. It would even be a felony. Whether or not she actually had a bad reaction. Hopefully she never figures out and is never mad at OP.
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Edited by Distorted Vision (01/04/15 02:17 AM)
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Distorted Vision]
#21064405 - 01/04/15 02:19 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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In all seriousness, have you tried the pill? Is it Chew or swallow? I guess you'll have to chew it to find out if you're going to medicate her. There's a lot of logistical issues here. How long is the regiment? a week? 2 weeks? once a day or more? Sounds like a pain in the ass to feed and properly medicate her all those days.
Do you cook for her? Does she take pills or vitamins/supplements every day? You could try emptying a capsule and loading the antibiotic inside if she takes capsules. Cooking food and having her eat her portion is not as easy as it sounds.
I am not sure what is the best way for this to go. On one side, if you eradicate her infection then you can, on your own terms, openly communicate the feelings that make you cheat. That way you can resolve your shit and break up or heal.
Or maybe it's better that she gets gonorrhea from you, realizes you are cheating and in a agonizing, heart-wrenching torment she rips you from her life with no remorse, leaving her hurt, but free from you.
I don't know your situation, your relationship or anything so I can't just assume she is undeserving or the victim here. If it's come to this, though, maybe you need to go to therapy.
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Black_Sunset]
#21064416 - 01/04/15 02:26 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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No one is deserving of such stupid shit. If you cheat. Fine you fucked up. Now let her decide if you're worth fighting for. Don't fucking poison her.
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Distorted Vision]
#21064424 - 01/04/15 02:32 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I knew a guy who intentionally put used oil in some undeserving kids car. Found that out years after
Right after that happened he decided to build a motor for his truck. That truck blew up 6 times in a row being rebuilt each time.
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: DrRedBush]
#21064711 - 01/04/15 07:19 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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not sure if troll or serious...
OP needs to man up and own what he did.
As ballerium already said, she could have an allergic reaction to the antibiotics. Here is an example of that happening.
Also, the antibiotics are going to taste like shit and there is no way you could feed them to your wife without her knowing something is up.
Edited by trampis (01/04/15 08:06 AM)
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21065002 - 01/04/15 09:21 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crush it up and put it in coffee every morning that you deliver to her just because you love her. And stop fucking other girls so this shit doesn't happen again.
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21065543 - 01/04/15 11:58 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well to those who have mentioned karma, i say it's already in motion. Example A: The gonorrhea contracted from this "chick".
Man, be careful. You've clearly abolished a whole lot of your ethical and moral, possibly even spiritual, standards for relationships, but the pain you cause others is just the beginning of the ramifications for your actions.
In this life, everything we do comes back to us, so be careful, you never know when your tipping point is going to knock you out of this world.
Furthermore, do you really love your wife? It sounds like you're just with her for the status, and whatever personal gratification you can get out of it. You should come clean, entirely, about what's been going on. After that, you should probably join some volunteer groups or something, because i think you've signed a check your ass can't cash.
I just hope this is a troll thread
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Re: I'm going to have to feed my wife antibiotics without her knowing about it [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21065657 - 01/04/15 12:26 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: This chick I was banging, it turns out she had an gonhorreah and gave it to me, and I very likely gave it to my wife. I don't want to get a divorce, but once my wife starts having symptoms I'm pretty sure she'll figure it out. So what I did was, I told my doctor I accidentally dropped the whole bottle of pills in the toilet and I got a second prescription. I'm going to feed it to my wife without her knowing about it if possible.
Has anyone done anything like this before successfully? Any advice for me on what foods cover the taste of ground up Keflex the best?
TIA.
dude. you have no right to dose your wife anything without her consent.
you realize you sound like a selfish monster right now, right?
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