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Distorted Vision
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Registered: 07/30/09
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moonrockmushy said: I usually will just tie my foreskin in a knot like a balloon then just pee in there until the boner goes down then I can pop it later when I get to a toilet.
Best post about dicks in 2015.
You'd think that wouldn't be a great achievement, but there are on average 150 posts a day about dicks.
CONGRATS
-------------------- "Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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OsculateOfDemise
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Question - if you stabbed your cock while you had a boner would it pop like a water balloon? Or kinda just deflate?
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Morgenstern
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OsculateOfDemise said: Question - if you stabbed your cock while you had a boner would it pop like a water balloon? Or kinda just deflate?
Why don't you try it out and report back?
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Distorted Vision
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Registered: 07/30/09
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It would shoot blood out, with a pulsing sprinkler like spray. Just a guess. I hope to never know.
-------------------- "Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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OsculateOfDemise
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Anyone care to volunteer themselves for an experiment? It's for science!
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jboredone
Money-The root of all evil....
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OsculateOfDemise said: Anyone care to volunteer themselves for an experiment? It's for science!
i imagine it would look like popping a balloon animal...just flailing in the wind till it went flat....
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Distorted Vision
The best. Of the worst.
Registered: 07/30/09
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Loc: Indiana
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-------------------- "Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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OsculateOfDemise
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moonrockmushy
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Distorted Vision said:
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moonrockmushy said: I usually will just tie my foreskin in a knot like a balloon then just pee in there until the boner goes down then I can pop it later when I get to a toilet.
Best post about dicks in 2015.
You'd think that wouldn't be a great achievement, but there are on average 150 posts a day about dicks.
CONGRATS
Thank you. I knew talking about foreskins nonstop would get me recognition someday. I'm sure Bill will be jealous of this award.
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OsculateOfDemise said: Question - if you stabbed your cock while you had a boner would it pop like a water balloon? Or kinda just deflate?
Some people shoot drugs into their boner. Ideally that would be into the vein tho not that actual spongy tissue that gets hard. From what I know any damage done to that spongy tissue will cause scarring and prohibit blood flow to some extent in the future, but I think blood would just seep out if you stuck a needle in there.
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Distorted Vision
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You're welcome balloon dick.
I wonder if these people shoot up when they have a boner though? Crystal G had a guy friend that shot up through his dick. We need her wisdom.
-------------------- "Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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chicksgrowtoo
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Here's you guys an interesting ted talk about penis's... you know, in case you don't want to stab your dick for science
http://www.ted.com/talks/diane_kelly_what_we_didn_t_know_about_penis_anatomy?language=en
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Distorted Vision
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I refuse to watch this, I demand someone to stab their dick.
-------------------- "Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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chicksgrowtoo
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PatrickKn
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I too refuse to watch, however I'm glad that TED provides a platform where you can talk about everything from space travel to dicks.
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chicksgrowtoo
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: PatrickKn]
#21061372 - 01/03/15 02:29 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just put it out there for anyone interested
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PatrickKn
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I was just being sarcastic. Ignore me, I make bad jokes to myself a lot.
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Distorted Vision
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: PatrickKn]
#21061405 - 01/03/15 02:36 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: I was just being sarcastic. Ignore me, I make bad jokes to myself a lot.
-------------------- "Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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Bitter Cactus
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Distorted Vision said:
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PatrickKn said: I was just being sarcastic. Ignore me, I make bad jokes to myself a lot.
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NotTheDevil
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Didn't read whole thread, just wanted to say that morning wood is a part of the sleeping body's "penis exercises".
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jboredone
Money-The root of all evil....
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: NotTheDevil]
#21061459 - 01/03/15 02:49 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said: Didn't read whole thread, just wanted to say that morning wood is a part of the sleeping body's "penis exercises".
TL;DR...thread went from morning wood to popping a boner with a needle for science....
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