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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: memes]
    #21059215 - 01/03/15 01:44 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

:evil2: What? You can't tell me that wouldn't work. That's like, simple biology.

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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21059242 - 01/03/15 01:49 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

i'm going to let this one slide because you shine glory upon our forums, otherwise, :banhamster:

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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21059351 - 01/03/15 02:47 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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psi said:
Yeah let's keep things in perspective here, it's not that big of an inconvenience all things considered. Just step outside and it won't matter if you take a piss with an upwards trajectory.




As awesome as that must be most of us do not have the luxury to be able to go on our front lawn with a boner and piss into the wind.

I usually have to break out a protractor and do some quick math to figure out where to stand.





Just piss in the bathtub like I do. It's a much larger target and easier to hit.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21059380 - 01/03/15 03:06 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Bitter Cactus said:
morning wood. It's a struggle that men face



You've got to be shitting me.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Konyap]
    #21059441 - 01/03/15 04:36 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Illyabo said:
It's a reaction it means either take a piss or jerk off, choose one.




are you saying he should piss & jackoff before bed?


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21059464 - 01/03/15 05:02 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I don't even get morning glory I get 24 hour glory.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21059495 - 01/03/15 05:37 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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I hate morning wood. It's a struggle that men face that women can never understand.

Sometimes I am laying there waiting ages and ages for my bird to settle down and nothing happens. It sucks.

Does anyone know what to do to prevent morning wood? Does anyone share my struggle?




I love my Morningwood! Be proud of that sh*t man! what's wrong with you? I asked my doctor a while back n he said it's just a sign that everything is working properly.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21059589 - 01/03/15 06:59 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Why is everything about dicks with you man? :lol:

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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21060006 - 01/03/15 09:58 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

He's just giving the people what they want.

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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: psi] * 1
    #21060024 - 01/03/15 10:02 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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psi said:
He's just giving the people what they want.





he's giving us the D?


maybe it's how I was dressed

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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21060101 - 01/03/15 10:21 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Keep a pair of hedge trimmers next to your bed.

Just in case.

Morning wood strikes again...


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Morgenstern]
    #21060620 - 01/03/15 12:12 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Lolz I feel you BC. My testosterone levels have been through the roof lately. Libido activity has been absolutely insane the last 6 or so months. I have morning wood every morning and multiple times through out the night and I have to masterbate or have sex at least 5 times a week otherwise I get fuckin angry/irritated as fuck.

Fuckin a I'm almost 26 too so this shit is kinda weirdz. Though my hormones would have leveled out by now.

Human body:mindblown:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: lets drive around] * 1
    #21060645 - 01/03/15 12:17 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

the worst is having to piss really bad with morning wood....:bigyesnod:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: jboredone]
    #21060663 - 01/03/15 12:21 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I wake up with morning wood like 8/10 days. It sucks when people are around and I'm like GTFO, but they won't leave for me to stand up. I don't like walking around friends and family with a tent pitched, it's just weird.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: jboredone]
    #21060721 - 01/03/15 12:31 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Easy peasy man. Put your left hand on the back wall of the toilet, lean in a bit hold boner in hand and aim for the water in the toilet. Have sex after if boner doesn't go away. Muscle memory mang.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: lets drive around]
    #21060878 - 01/03/15 01:03 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

yeah but boners don't naturally point down towards the toilet...atleast mine don't....:justdontknow:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21060938 - 01/03/15 01:18 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
I hate morning wood. It's a struggle that men face that women can never understand.

Sometimes I am laying there waiting ages and ages for my bird to settle down and nothing happens. It sucks.

Does anyone know what to do to prevent morning wood? Does anyone share my struggle?



Didnt you make a thread  yesterday complaining about how the shroomery is just some sausage fest full of dick threads.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: DeathCompany]
    #21060994 - 01/03/15 01:28 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I love morning wood and morning sex :lol:

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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: jboredone]
    #21061033 - 01/03/15 01:32 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

That's why I said hold said boner and aim for the water in the toilet.

Everyone's dick is a little different most have to force their boners down to not piss on the seat (myself included) but some might have to force their boners other directions to not make a fuckin mess. Inno im just saying brah.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: lets drive around] * 2
    #21061081 - 01/03/15 01:38 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I usually will just tie my foreskin in a knot like a balloon then just pee in there until the boner goes down then I can pop it later when I get to a toilet.

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