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 Bitter Cactus
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 Waking up with a huge boner 
#21058748 - 01/02/15 10:59 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate morning wood. It's a struggle that men face that women can never understand.
Sometimes I am laying there waiting ages and ages for my bird to settle down and nothing happens. It sucks.
Does anyone know what to do to prevent morning wood? Does anyone share my struggle?
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 larry.fisherman
shoulda died already
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I heard if you get rid of the foreskin that your dick doesn't work anymore. I'd just start there.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Quote:
XLCaps said:
I heard if you get rid of the foreskin that your dick doesn't work anymore. I'd just start there.
Pretty much
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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.
It's just a shot away..
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PatrickKn
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Stand up and get your blood flowing, and it should go down without issue. If you just keep lying there waiting for it to go down, it wont. It's from low blood pressure I think.
In the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.
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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: PatrickKn]
#21058776 - 01/02/15 11:05 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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back when i had a girlfriend,she'd give me MOTNINNG dome everytime i'd sta the night at her house. goood times.
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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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moonrockmushy
High on Spite
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Whenever I was on strong opiates I would get huge neverending boners which would kinda bother me because it'd be embarrassing and uncomfortable. Not everyone gets this as a side effect but I think it is pretty common.
Morning boners never really bother me unless I have to piss. Even if it is mostly non-sexual it is like "hooray! another day of life with a working dick!". I think I would miss them if they were gone
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TGS
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The dreams bring it on. The more I work out the more I dream. Then I get the morning wood. Also having to pee. Which is bad because you end up either kneeling by the toilet or just sitting there waiting and waiting for it to go down.
Getting old helps if you want to call it that. But I'm talking over 45 or so.
The other option back when I was younger and married but somewhat frustrated was the sock trick. But for me I still had to wait a bit to pee.
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Alexestalex
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I would choose the 'inconvenience' of morning wood over blood oozing out of my genitals any day.
Us guys really don't have it that hard
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theRAPeutic
Hueman
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Morning wood is a sign of healthy testosterone production 
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psi
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Alexestalex]
#21058850 - 01/02/15 11:22 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah let's keep things in perspective here, it's not that big of an inconvenience all things considered. Just step outside and it won't matter if you take a piss with an upwards trajectory.
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Konyap
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It's a reaction it means either take a piss or jerk off, choose one.
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moonrockmushy
High on Spite
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: psi]
#21058887 - 01/02/15 11:29 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
psi said:
Yeah let's keep things in perspective here, it's not that big of an inconvenience all things considered. Just step outside and it won't matter if you take a piss with an upwards trajectory.
As awesome as that must be most of us do not have the luxury to be able to go on our front lawn with a boner and piss into the wind.
I usually have to break out a protractor and do some quick math to figure out where to stand.
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sanchothestoner
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: theRAPeutic]
#21058897 - 01/02/15 11:30 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
theRAPeutic said:
Morning wood is a sign of healthy testosterone production
it also emeNA YOU got good sleep
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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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DrRedBush
I'm unpasteurized
Registered: 12/03/14
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Loc: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
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Have sex that helps morning wood lol
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Black_Sunset
Amateur Anesthesiologist
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: DrRedBush] 1
#21059061 - 01/03/15 12:30 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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wtf jerk off. jesus. is this a problem? sorry you're healthy
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DrRedBush
I'm unpasteurized
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Loc: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
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I know right.
If that was the worst of my problems....
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memes
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Konyap]
#21059133 - 01/03/15 01:07 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Illyabo said:
It's a reaction it means either take a piss or jerk off, choose one.
typically it means go take a piss.
if you can't fit your dick in the toilet bowl (real life problems), twist it to the side so it fits
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OsculateOfDemise
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: memes] 1
#21059148 - 01/03/15 01:12 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Put a clothespin on your dick before you go to bed. If there's no blood flow you can't get a boner.
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Konyap
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: memes]
#21059156 - 01/03/15 01:14 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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My butthole looks like a coin slot, I looked at a butthole earliar it looked lik dis
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memes
Blessed
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Quote:
OsculateOfDemise said:
Put a clothespin on your dick before you go to bed. If there's no blood flow you can't get a boner.
that's NOT funny, OOD
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