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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Waking up with a huge boner
    #21058748 - 01/03/15 12:59 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I hate morning wood. It's a struggle that men face that women can never understand.

Sometimes I am laying there waiting ages and ages for my bird to settle down and nothing happens. It sucks.

Does anyone know what to do to prevent morning wood? Does anyone share my struggle?


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 2
    #21058755 - 01/03/15 01:00 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I heard if you get rid of the foreskin that your dick doesn't work anymore. I'd just start there.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21058765 - 01/03/15 01:02 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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XLCaps said:
I heard if you get rid of the foreskin that your dick doesn't work anymore. I'd just start there.





Pretty much


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21058766 - 01/03/15 01:02 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Stand up and get your blood flowing, and it should go down without issue. If you just keep lying there waiting for it to go down, it wont. It's from low blood pressure I think.


In the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: PatrickKn]
    #21058776 - 01/03/15 01:05 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

back when i had a girlfriend,she'd give me MOTNINNG dome everytime i'd sta the night at her house.  goood times.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21058785 - 01/03/15 01:08 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Whenever I was on strong opiates I would get huge neverending boners which would kinda bother me because it'd be embarrassing and uncomfortable.  Not everyone gets this as a side effect but I think it is pretty common.

Morning boners never really bother me unless I have to piss.  Even if it is mostly non-sexual it is like "hooray! another day of life with a working dick!".  I think I would miss them if they were gone


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21058825 - 01/03/15 01:17 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

The dreams bring it on.  The more I work out the more I dream. Then I get the morning wood. Also having to pee.  Which is bad because you end up either kneeling by the toilet or just sitting there waiting and waiting for it to go down.

Getting old helps if you want to call it that.  But I'm talking over 45 or so. 


The other option back when I was younger and married but somewhat frustrated was the sock trick.  But for me I still had to wait a bit to pee.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21058832 - 01/03/15 01:19 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I would choose the 'inconvenience' of morning wood over blood oozing out of my genitals any day.

Us guys really don't have it that hard


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21058842 - 01/03/15 01:21 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Morning wood is a sign of healthy testosterone production    :highfive:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Alexestalex]
    #21058850 - 01/03/15 01:22 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Yeah let's keep things in perspective here, it's not that big of an inconvenience all things considered. Just step outside and it won't matter if you take a piss with an upwards trajectory.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21058859 - 01/03/15 01:25 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

It's a reaction it means either take a piss or jerk off, choose one.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: psi]
    #21058887 - 01/03/15 01:29 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

psi said:
Yeah let's keep things in perspective here, it's not that big of an inconvenience all things considered. Just step outside and it won't matter if you take a piss with an upwards trajectory.




As awesome as that must be most of us do not have the luxury to be able to go on our front lawn with a boner and piss into the wind.

I usually have to break out a protractor and do some quick math to figure out where to stand.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #21058897 - 01/03/15 01:30 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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theRAPeutic said:
Morning wood is a sign of healthy testosterone production    :highfive:




it also emeNA YOU got good sleep


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21059020 - 01/03/15 02:14 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Have sex that helps morning wood lol


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: DrRedBush] * 1
    #21059061 - 01/03/15 02:30 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

wtf jerk off. jesus. is this a problem? sorry you're healthy


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21059072 - 01/03/15 02:38 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I know right.

If that was the worst of my problems....


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Konyap]
    #21059133 - 01/03/15 03:07 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Illyabo said:
It's a reaction it means either take a piss or jerk off, choose one.




typically it means go take a piss.

if you can't fit your dick in the toilet bowl (real life problems), twist it to the side so it fits


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: memes] * 1
    #21059148 - 01/03/15 03:12 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Put a clothespin on your dick before you go to bed. If there's no blood flow you can't get a boner.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: memes]
    #21059156 - 01/03/15 03:14 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

My butthole looks like a coin slot, I looked at a butthole earliar it looked lik dis


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 1
    #21059158 - 01/03/15 03:15 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Put a clothespin on your dick before you go to bed. If there's no blood flow you can't get a boner.





that's NOT funny, OOD


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: memes]
    #21059215 - 01/03/15 03:44 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

:evil2: What? You can't tell me that wouldn't work. That's like, simple biology.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21059242 - 01/03/15 03:49 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

i'm going to let this one slide because you shine glory upon our forums, otherwise, :banhamster:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21059351 - 01/03/15 04:47 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Quote:

psi said:
Yeah let's keep things in perspective here, it's not that big of an inconvenience all things considered. Just step outside and it won't matter if you take a piss with an upwards trajectory.




As awesome as that must be most of us do not have the luxury to be able to go on our front lawn with a boner and piss into the wind.

I usually have to break out a protractor and do some quick math to figure out where to stand.





Just piss in the bathtub like I do. It's a much larger target and easier to hit.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21059380 - 01/03/15 05:06 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
morning wood. It's a struggle that men face



You've got to be shitting me.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Konyap]
    #21059441 - 01/03/15 06:36 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Illyabo said:
It's a reaction it means either take a piss or jerk off, choose one.




are you saying he should piss & jackoff before bed?


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21059464 - 01/03/15 07:02 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I don't even get morning glory I get 24 hour glory.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21059495 - 01/03/15 07:37 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
I hate morning wood. It's a struggle that men face that women can never understand.

Sometimes I am laying there waiting ages and ages for my bird to settle down and nothing happens. It sucks.

Does anyone know what to do to prevent morning wood? Does anyone share my struggle?




I love my Morningwood! Be proud of that sh*t man! what's wrong with you? I asked my doctor a while back n he said it's just a sign that everything is working properly.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21059589 - 01/03/15 08:59 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Why is everything about dicks with you man? :lol:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21060006 - 01/03/15 11:58 AM (7 years, 16 days ago)

He's just giving the people what they want.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: psi] * 1
    #21060024 - 01/03/15 12:02 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

psi said:
He's just giving the people what they want.





he's giving us the D?


maybe it's how I was dressed


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21060101 - 01/03/15 12:21 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Keep a pair of hedge trimmers next to your bed.

Just in case.

Morning wood strikes again...


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Morgenstern]
    #21060620 - 01/03/15 02:12 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Lolz I feel you BC. My testosterone levels have been through the roof lately. Libido activity has been absolutely insane the last 6 or so months. I have morning wood every morning and multiple times through out the night and I have to masterbate or have sex at least 5 times a week otherwise I get fuckin angry/irritated as fuck.

Fuckin a I'm almost 26 too so this shit is kinda weirdz. Though my hormones would have leveled out by now.

Human body:mindblown:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: lets drive around] * 1
    #21060645 - 01/03/15 02:17 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

the worst is having to piss really bad with morning wood....:bigyesnod:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: jboredone]
    #21060663 - 01/03/15 02:21 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I wake up with morning wood like 8/10 days. It sucks when people are around and I'm like GTFO, but they won't leave for me to stand up. I don't like walking around friends and family with a tent pitched, it's just weird.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: jboredone]
    #21060721 - 01/03/15 02:31 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Easy peasy man. Put your left hand on the back wall of the toilet, lean in a bit hold boner in hand and aim for the water in the toilet. Have sex after if boner doesn't go away. Muscle memory mang.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: lets drive around]
    #21060878 - 01/03/15 03:03 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

yeah but boners don't naturally point down towards the toilet...atleast mine don't....:justdontknow:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21060938 - 01/03/15 03:18 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
I hate morning wood. It's a struggle that men face that women can never understand.

Sometimes I am laying there waiting ages and ages for my bird to settle down and nothing happens. It sucks.

Does anyone know what to do to prevent morning wood? Does anyone share my struggle?



Didnt you make a thread  yesterday complaining about how the shroomery is just some sausage fest full of dick threads.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: DeathCompany]
    #21060994 - 01/03/15 03:28 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I love morning wood and morning sex :lol:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: jboredone]
    #21061033 - 01/03/15 03:32 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

That's why I said hold said boner and aim for the water in the toilet.

Everyone's dick is a little different most have to force their boners down to not piss on the seat (myself included) but some might have to force their boners other directions to not make a fuckin mess. Inno im just saying brah.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: lets drive around] * 2
    #21061081 - 01/03/15 03:38 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I usually will just tie my foreskin in a knot like a balloon then just pee in there until the boner goes down then I can pop it later when I get to a toilet.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21061107 - 01/03/15 03:41 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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I usually will just tie my foreskin in a knot like a balloon then just pee in there until the boner goes down then I can pop it later when I get to a toilet.



:lolsy:
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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21061134 - 01/03/15 03:45 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Question - if you stabbed your cock while you had a boner would it pop like a water balloon? Or kinda just deflate?


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21061148 - 01/03/15 03:47 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Question - if you stabbed your cock while you had a boner would it pop like a water balloon? Or kinda just deflate?




Why don't you try it out and report back?


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21061198 - 01/03/15 03:56 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

It would shoot blood out, with a pulsing sprinkler like spray. Just a guess. I hope to never know.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21061227 - 01/03/15 04:00 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Anyone care to volunteer themselves for an experiment?
It's for science!


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21061243 - 01/03/15 04:03 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Anyone care to volunteer themselves for an experiment?
It's for science!



i imagine it would look like popping a balloon animal...just flailing in the wind till it went flat....:penis:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21061250 - 01/03/15 04:04 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

:brilliant:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #21061274 - 01/03/15 04:11 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)



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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21061275 - 01/03/15 04:11 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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I usually will just tie my foreskin in a knot like a balloon then just pee in there until the boner goes down then I can pop it later when I get to a toilet.



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Question - if you stabbed your cock while you had a boner would it pop like a water balloon? Or kinda just deflate?




Some people shoot drugs into their boner.  Ideally that would be into the vein tho not that actual spongy tissue that gets hard.  From what I know any damage done to that spongy tissue will cause scarring and prohibit blood flow to some extent in the future, but I think blood would just seep out if you stuck a needle in there.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21061301 - 01/03/15 04:18 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

You're welcome balloon dick.

I wonder if these people shoot up when they have a boner though? Crystal G had a guy friend that shot up through his dick. We need her wisdom.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21061306 - 01/03/15 04:18 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Here's you guys an interesting ted talk about penis's... you know, in case you don't want to stab your dick for science :lol:

http://www.ted.com/talks/diane_kelly_what_we_didn_t_know_about_penis_anatomy?language=en


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21061314 - 01/03/15 04:20 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I refuse to watch this, I demand someone to stab their dick.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21061322 - 01/03/15 04:21 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

:lol:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21061343 - 01/03/15 04:24 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I too refuse to watch, however I'm glad that TED provides a platform where you can talk about everything from space travel to dicks.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: PatrickKn]
    #21061372 - 01/03/15 04:29 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Just put it out there for anyone interested :shrug:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21061389 - 01/03/15 04:32 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I was just being sarcastic. Ignore me, I make bad jokes to myself a lot.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: PatrickKn]
    #21061405 - 01/03/15 04:36 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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I was just being sarcastic. Ignore me, I make bad jokes to myself a lot.



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    #21061425 - 01/03/15 04:42 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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I was just being sarcastic. Ignore me, I make bad jokes to myself a lot.



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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21061436 - 01/03/15 04:45 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Didn't read whole thread, just wanted to say that morning wood is a part of the sleeping body's "penis exercises".


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #21061459 - 01/03/15 04:49 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Didn't read whole thread, just wanted to say that morning wood is a part of the sleeping body's "penis exercises".



TL;DR...thread went from morning wood to popping a boner with a needle for science....:lmafo:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21061513 - 01/03/15 05:02 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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You're welcome balloon dick.

I wonder if these people shoot up when they have a boner though? Crystal G had a guy friend that shot up through his dick. We need her wisdom.




From what I have heard you usually need to have at least a semi, otherwise the veins will be smaller and mostly collapsed so you will much more easily miss or even inject into the vein's wall or valves. 

The erect penis acts like a natural tourniquet in that it prevents blood flowing out of the penis, but I think for that same reason it is dangerous because you can't release it as easily as a tourniquet.  I think it is fairly certain that each injection potentially damages the blood vessels, but like the rest of the population many junkies are dumb. :shrug:

:strokebeard: balloon dick, that has a nice ring to it, should really be in my sig I think


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