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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21061107 - 01/03/15 03:41 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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I usually will just tie my foreskin in a knot like a balloon then just pee in there until the boner goes down then I can pop it later when I get to a toilet.



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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21061134 - 01/03/15 03:45 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Question - if you stabbed your cock while you had a boner would it pop like a water balloon? Or kinda just deflate?


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21061148 - 01/03/15 03:47 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Question - if you stabbed your cock while you had a boner would it pop like a water balloon? Or kinda just deflate?




Why don't you try it out and report back?


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21061198 - 01/03/15 03:56 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

It would shoot blood out, with a pulsing sprinkler like spray. Just a guess. I hope to never know.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21061227 - 01/03/15 04:00 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Anyone care to volunteer themselves for an experiment?
It's for science!


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21061243 - 01/03/15 04:03 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Anyone care to volunteer themselves for an experiment?
It's for science!



i imagine it would look like popping a balloon animal...just flailing in the wind till it went flat....:penis:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21061250 - 01/03/15 04:04 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

:brilliant:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #21061274 - 01/03/15 04:11 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)



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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21061275 - 01/03/15 04:11 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Distorted Vision said:
Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
I usually will just tie my foreskin in a knot like a balloon then just pee in there until the boner goes down then I can pop it later when I get to a toilet.



:lolsy:
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:bow: Thank you. I knew talking about foreskins nonstop would get me recognition someday.  I'm sure Bill will be jealous of this award.

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Question - if you stabbed your cock while you had a boner would it pop like a water balloon? Or kinda just deflate?




Some people shoot drugs into their boner.  Ideally that would be into the vein tho not that actual spongy tissue that gets hard.  From what I know any damage done to that spongy tissue will cause scarring and prohibit blood flow to some extent in the future, but I think blood would just seep out if you stuck a needle in there.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21061301 - 01/03/15 04:18 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

You're welcome balloon dick.

I wonder if these people shoot up when they have a boner though? Crystal G had a guy friend that shot up through his dick. We need her wisdom.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21061306 - 01/03/15 04:18 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Here's you guys an interesting ted talk about penis's... you know, in case you don't want to stab your dick for science :lol:

http://www.ted.com/talks/diane_kelly_what_we_didn_t_know_about_penis_anatomy?language=en


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21061314 - 01/03/15 04:20 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I refuse to watch this, I demand someone to stab their dick.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21061322 - 01/03/15 04:21 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

:lol:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21061343 - 01/03/15 04:24 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I too refuse to watch, however I'm glad that TED provides a platform where you can talk about everything from space travel to dicks.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: PatrickKn]
    #21061372 - 01/03/15 04:29 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Just put it out there for anyone interested :shrug:


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21061389 - 01/03/15 04:32 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

I was just being sarcastic. Ignore me, I make bad jokes to myself a lot.


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: PatrickKn]
    #21061405 - 01/03/15 04:36 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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I was just being sarcastic. Ignore me, I make bad jokes to myself a lot.



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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Distorted Vision] * 2
    #21061425 - 01/03/15 04:42 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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Quote:

PatrickKn said:
I was just being sarcastic. Ignore me, I make bad jokes to myself a lot.



:feelsbadman:




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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21061436 - 01/03/15 04:45 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

Didn't read whole thread, just wanted to say that morning wood is a part of the sleeping body's "penis exercises".


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Re: Waking up with a huge boner [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #21061459 - 01/03/15 04:49 PM (7 years, 16 days ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
Didn't read whole thread, just wanted to say that morning wood is a part of the sleeping body's "penis exercises".



TL;DR...thread went from morning wood to popping a boner with a needle for science....:lmafo:


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