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Zombi3
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oMG crazy landlord ew yers shenangins
#21050712 - 12/31/14 11:20 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im way to high on al lad and then some coke and me and my buddy got ambushed my our landlord who dragged us up for beer and then like an hour into his ramblngs i just stood up and left and my best buddy in the uiverse and room mate is left upstars by heself with the landlord going crazy, i should go rescue him. cuz you know he didnt stood up and leave. im too high im happy im out of that situation
its like that time in anchor man where ron burgundy eats all the milk in the hot hot heat and then is like
"milk was a bad choice"
Except in my situation its like the heat was my landlords crazy fucking goofiness and the milk is the over ridiculous amount of al lad I ate.
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Konyap

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Re: oMG crazy landlord ew yers shenangins [Re: Zombi3]
#21050841 - 12/31/14 11:40 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Is this your landlord?
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memes
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Re: oMG crazy landlord ew yers shenangins [Re: Konyap]
#21050848 - 12/31/14 11:42 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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go upstairs and be like "hey, XYZbestfriend, i need you to help move my furniture. i'm manic right now and want to rearrange everything"
your buddy will know your'e saving him the landlord won't want to help move furniture
win/win
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usudor
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Re: oMG crazy landlord ew yers shenangins [Re: memes]
#21050854 - 12/31/14 11:43 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
memes said: go upstairs and be like "hey, XYZbestfriend, i need you to help move my furniture. i'm manic right now and want to rearrange everything"
your buddy will know your'e saving him the landlord won't want to help move furniture
win/win
Do this your buddy will love you
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Distorted Vision
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Re: oMG crazy landlord ew yers shenangins [Re: memes]
#21050858 - 12/31/14 11:46 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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This will work. For sure.
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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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zZZz
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Re: oMG crazy landlord ew yers shenangins [Re: Zombi3]
#21050882 - 12/31/14 11:49 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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offer ur landlord some al lad
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Burke Dennings
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Re: oMG crazy landlord ew yers shenangins [Re: Zombi3]
#21050927 - 12/31/14 11:57 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Your friend is probably all high on AL-LAD, trapped in your landlord's hostage pit, rubbing lotion on his skin right now.
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mushroomfred
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Re: oMG crazy landlord ew yers shenangins [Re: Burke Dennings] 1
#21051025 - 01/01/15 01:07 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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You left your roommate in the trenches... good one!
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