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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #21043943 - 12/30/14 01:00 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Asante said:
Its a very unladylike avatar thats for sure.





sorry about my avatar love.  When i find something i like more i will change it.



Bill i don't want to hear about how you can't roll your skin back dammit.  I know that weiner stinks to high heaven.  Oh god that is enough.  I am outta here.


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: sprinkles]
    #21045189 - 12/30/14 05:26 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sprinkles said:
Quote:

Asante said:
Its a very unladylike avatar thats for sure.





sorry about my avatar love.  When i find something i like more i will change it.



Bill i don't want to hear about how you can't roll your skin back dammit.  I know that weiner stinks to high heaven.  Oh god that is enough.  I am outta here.





I choke ya mom with my holy foreskin.


by the way...why don't you have any boobs?


you posted a pic of yourself, said you were a girl yet you have no tits.


now nobody can post "tits or gtfo"


bummer


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
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All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Asante]
    #21045262 - 12/30/14 05:35 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Circumcized men masturbate with a coarse file.



We put sand in the Vaseline just to feel something, anything.  Oh the horror.


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21045454 - 12/30/14 06:17 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Asante said:
Circumcized men masturbate with a coarse file.



We put sand in the Vaseline just to feel something, anything.  Oh the horror.




Are you homosexual?
You and Asante are describing how you masturbate, joyfully


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: imachavel]
    #21045502 - 12/30/14 06:31 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I always masturbate joyfully but Asante was not describing how he masturbates, he was describing how I masturbate.  He is an uncut homosexual who doesn't need to use a file because his wee wee is as sensitive as a new age hippy.


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21045525 - 12/30/14 06:36 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I always masturbate joyfully but Asante was not describing how he masturbates, he was describing how I masturbate.  He is an uncut homosexual who doesn't need to use a file because his wee wee is as sensitive as a new age hippy.





how do you know he is uncut?


are you guilty of peaking?!


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21045540 - 12/30/14 06:39 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I always masturbate joyfully but Asante was not describing how he masturbates, he was describing how I masturbate.  He is an uncut homosexual who doesn't need to use a file because his wee wee is as sensitive as a new age hippy.





how do you know he is uncut?


are you guilty of peaking?!




Peaking? 

He said so.  Do you think this is the first time some dodo has stirred this shitstorm?


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21045566 - 12/30/14 06:43 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

My glans is as sensitive as zappa is about socialism  :itwasgoodforme:


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Asante]
    #21045572 - 12/30/14 06:45 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Very nice but I still like my line better.


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #21045631 - 12/30/14 07:09 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
My glans is as sensitive as zappa is about socialism  :itwasgoodforme:





Thumbs up to a fellow uncut badass sensitive dick awesome motherfucker.


and zappa is sensitive on the shroomery to make up for all the non-sensitive sex his life used to filled with...you know..back in the stone age when he was able to get it up


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21045879 - 12/30/14 08:09 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

They didn't call it the Stone Age for nothing.  Rock hard, baby, rock hard.


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21046199 - 12/30/14 09:11 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Speaking of STDs lets talk about how Rabbis spread herpies when they place their mouths on the infants penis after circumcision and suck it. How fucked up is that an an "oral tradition?" They even try to claim it has "medical benefits" Lol what a joke.  I wonder if Zappa had his dick sucked by a rabbi when he was a baby? :wink: no wonder lol.


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Shins]
    #21046202 - 12/30/14 09:12 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not Jewish and that is a pretty rare practice..


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Shins]
    #21046227 - 12/30/14 09:16 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

http://www.haaretz.com/mobile/israel-s-chief-rabbinate-says-oral-suction-at-circumcision-is-preferred-1.517349 ;

amazing.  Sucking baby dick, lets all have our babies raped and mutilated!


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21046228 - 12/30/14 09:16 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

the JOOOZZZZ

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zappaisgod said:
and that is a pretty rare practice..




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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Shins]
    #21046236 - 12/30/14 09:18 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Metzitzah_b%27peh

Metzitzah b'peh
Metzitzah b'peh is a homosexual-paedophile practice carried out in Talmudic Judaism, within which a mohel; that is to say a rabbi who carries out genital-mutilation; puts the freshly circumcised penis of the infant boy into his mouth and sucks it until the blood stops flowing from the wound on the child's penis.[1] This "oral tradition" is different to the circumcision practiced in the Old Testament, rather the fellatio bris milah of the Talmudists is based on the halacha and custom (minhag).[2] It is the only major religion which demands fellatio with children.
Generally they manage to keep knowledge of the act out of the media spotlight, but modern cases in New York City, where diseases such as herpes have been passed onto the babies, causing the death of an infant in one cases, put the practice under scrutiny.[1][3] While Jewish journalists energetically wax-lyrical about a minority of deviant liberal-homosexuals who have infiltrated Christianity, carrying out perversions contrary to their religion, their silence is deafening when it comes to the rabbis sucking boy's penises as a matter of basic practice.
The mohel brings the baby’s organ into his mouth immediately after the excision of the foreskin and sucks blood from it vigorously. This action lowers the internal pressure in the tissues of the organ, in the blood vessels of the head of the organ and in the exposed ends of the arterioles that have just been cut. Thus, the difference between the pressure in the blood vessels in the base of the organ and the pressure in the blood vessels at its tip is increased. This requirement has deep religious significance as well as medical benefits.
—Mordechai Halperin, Metzitzah B’peh Controversy: The View from Israel, Jewish Action.[4]
According to the official journal of the American Academy of Pediatrics, "this procedure is widely accepted, and 60% to 90% of newborn boys of the Jewish population in the United States undergo this procedure", going on to state that it has an "important cultural and historical role".[5] The exact number of children who fall victim to the practice is unknown; some "Reform Judaism" proponents reject the fellatio method, though still have their babies genitals mutilated. The statistics for the babies in the Zionist State itself is unknown to the outside world. Rabbi Moshe Meiselman claims that it is heresy not to perform metzitzah b'peh on the child's penis.[6]


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Shins]
    #21046242 - 12/30/14 09:19 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

whoa, three posts in a minute of useless.

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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21046251 - 12/30/14 09:21 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
the JOOOZZZZ

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
and that is a pretty rare practice..








Haha yeah right.  its actually commonplace.

talk about pedophile priests, catholics be jealous about that rabbi baby dick sucking


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Shins]
    #21046284 - 12/30/14 09:30 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Oh and guess why the rabbis say they do it?

Hygene

:lol:


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Re: Circumcision removes most of the sensitivity from the penis. [Re: Shins]
    #21046288 - 12/30/14 09:32 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

talk about what?

it's only you who are talking about this shit. :lol:

Quote:

Shins said:
Oh and guess why the rabbis say they do it?

Hygene

:lol:



no. it's because they want to clear the blood so it doesn't clot, would be a much more logical answer. they don't want the baby to get an infection in his penis, nor have a blood clot cut off circulation.

God, you're so smart.

great, now i'm talking about this shit.

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