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Invisiblechicksgrowtoo
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Coincidence?
    #21043730 - 12/30/14 12:10 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

So I was changing the cat box when I realized I was out of litter, so I left the clean box in it's normal spot while i went to the store to get more litter (maybe 5 mins).

I come back to a huge mess, my cat has unrolled a whole roll of tp, and piled a small amount up on my bathroom rug and taken a shit just on the tp.

Is this a coincidence? Was this my cats way of not shitting in the floor and getting in trouble? Because honestly I don't think this cat is smart enough to do this on purpose, she drinks from the toilet, plays in the cabinets, swats people in the face for no reason, bites toes of unsuspecting friends and is just generally fucking with everyone and everything constantly...I just don't see her being this polite.

So shroomery, is this just a coincidence or was my cat guinuinly concerned about not shitting on my floor?


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Re: Coincidence? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21043736 - 12/30/14 12:12 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I'd put the cat in the toilet and shit on it.

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Re: Coincidence? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21043746 - 12/30/14 12:14 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Coincidence?, I think not!


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Re: Coincidence? [Re: zZZz]
    #21043758 - 12/30/14 12:17 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

What I don't get is why she didn't just use the clean litter box :shrug:

Maybe she's been spying on everyone using the bathroom so she knows what tp is for...creepy kitty

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Re: Coincidence? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21043767 - 12/30/14 12:19 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I wish I had a cat that shat on toilet paper...


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Re: Coincidence? [Re: Patlal]
    #21043772 - 12/30/14 12:20 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I wish I had a cat that shat on toilet paper...




You will.


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Re: Coincidence? [Re: XUL]
    #21043895 - 12/30/14 12:49 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

your cat is smarter than 16% of humans

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Re: Coincidence? [Re: Does]
    #21043897 - 12/30/14 12:49 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

What I don't get is why she didn't just use the clean litter box :shrug:





novelty :shrug:

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Re: Coincidence? [Re: Does]
    #21043903 - 12/30/14 12:51 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: wtf? Good answer

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Re: Coincidence? [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
    #21043911 - 12/30/14 12:53 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck cats


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Re: Coincidence? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21043927 - 12/30/14 12:57 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

You might consider the following link just for interest sake


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Re: Coincidence? [Re: pslyke]
    #21043939 - 12/30/14 12:59 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Are you preggers op?


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Re: Coincidence? [Re: pslyke]
    #21043946 - 12/30/14 01:02 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I already know about that and my doctor said it's fine because she is an indoor only cat and they have to eat an infected animal to catch it. She also said it would be ok for me to change it even if she wasn't, you just have to use gloves is all.

Thank you though, that was sweet to show you concern :smile:

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Re: Coincidence? [Re: azur]
    #21043948 - 12/30/14 01:02 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Yep, I'm all knocked up and shit

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Re: Coincidence? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21043957 - 12/30/14 01:06 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

There is no such thing as coincidence...


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Re: Coincidence? [Re: Dilsnique]
    #21043972 - 12/30/14 01:11 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I chose not to get on to her, I find it hard to believe but I think she had good intentions

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Re: Coincidence? [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 1
    #21043979 - 12/30/14 01:15 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Damn. I'm glad we never hung out;)


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Re: Coincidence? [Re: azur]
    #21043990 - 12/30/14 01:18 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Oh well that's nice of you to say :rolleyes:

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Re: Coincidence? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21044023 - 12/30/14 01:27 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Damn, I'm hanging out right now!

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Re: Coincidence? [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21044029 - 12/30/14 01:28 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Cats have a natural instinct to cover their leavings. When your cat inspected the empty litter box it probably went to find something else it could scratch at and move around to cover up it's smelly ass. Viola tp... So its not that it had concern of getting in trouble or had reverence for your floor, just instinct. If you're wondering where this instinct came from I'm not totally sure, but probably so they can't be tracked when in the wild.


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