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zappaisgod
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: PLURAL]
#21040581 - 12/29/14 05:46 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Treant said: Yeah, I really want to experience what smoking it is like.
I've smoked opium before, but it's way more mellow.
I've smoked 30s and shit, and it was a waste, I'll never waste anymore precious opiate salts, I need to get some base. basr
I've been looking for opium for almost 40 years.. It was fucking beautiful.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: mpd]
#21040583 - 12/29/14 05:46 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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mpd said: There's nothing intriguing about opiates. Adults only.
I am an adult.
And yes there is, maybe not to you, but your opinion is not an ultimate truth.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: zappaisgod]
#21040585 - 12/29/14 05:46 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's exactly what popped into my mind when you said it. she really is very lucky to be alive.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#21040595 - 12/29/14 05:48 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: that's exactly what popped into my mind when you said it. she really is very lucky to be alive.
The fact that she is a total lightweight is probably the only thing that saved her. I would most assuredly have been dead had I made the same mistake.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: zappaisgod]
#21040598 - 12/29/14 05:49 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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Treant said: Yeah, I really want to experience what smoking it is like.
I've smoked opium before, but it's way more mellow.
I've smoked 30s and shit, and it was a waste, I'll never waste anymore precious opiate salts, I need to get some base.
I've been looking for opium for almost 40 years.. It was fucking beautiful.
It's nice for sure, it was all over here a few years back.
Once you get a high tolerance to stronger opiates it becomes not as good though.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: zappaisgod]
#21040600 - 12/29/14 05:49 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Happy to hear she made it out of that.
A friend of mine traveled to Amsterdam in the early 00's and I guess the language barrier made it so he got a bag of dope instead of white which is what he was looking for. He ended up in the hospital for a few days.
Truly not a good situation.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: PLURAL]
#21040609 - 12/29/14 05:52 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Treant said:
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zappaisgod said:
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Treant said: Yeah, I really want to experience what smoking it is like.
I've smoked opium before, but it's way more mellow.
I've smoked 30s and shit, and it was a waste, I'll never waste anymore precious opiate salts, I need to get some base.
I've been looking for opium for almost 40 years.. It was fucking beautiful.
It's nice for sure, it was all over here a few years back.
Once you get a high tolerance to stronger opiates it becomes not as good though.
I don't like Heroin. I snorted some once and I puked. After that it was a sweet warmth but I was like meh. I'm sure the needle is better but I don't trust anything enough to use a dart,
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: zappaisgod]
#21040632 - 12/29/14 05:56 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, you can't do much at first, I puked my first ~15-20 times, then smashed on a bunch of popsicles and played video games and shit.
It was just part of the experience and it became almost enjoyable.
It's not like puking when you're sick, IME it's way different.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: PLURAL]
#21040645 - 12/29/14 05:58 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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It still wasn't fun.
I had a kidney stone once and the ambulance was called. They asked me the pain and I said 9.9. They gave me one shot of morphine and asked again. I said 9.5. They gave me another and everything was alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Oh yeah, I could learn to like that.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: PLURAL]
#21040651 - 12/29/14 05:59 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Man!!!!
Why the fuck did I read this thread?
I've been itchin' all fuckin' day, and this thread has me so frazzeled, I'm about to sell 30 Valium for $10
I'm such a fuckin' junkie
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: zappaisgod]
#21040652 - 12/29/14 05:59 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: It still wasn't fun.
I had a kidney stone once and the ambulance was called. They asked me the pain and I said 9.9. They gave me one shot of morphine and asked again. I said 9.5. They gave me another and everything was alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Oh yeah, I could learn to like that.
one of my biggest fears is getting a kidney stone.
You sir, are a trooper for going through that bullshit
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21040671 - 12/29/14 06:04 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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zappaisgod said: It still wasn't fun.
I had a kidney stone once and the ambulance was called. They asked me the pain and I said 9.9. They gave me one shot of morphine and asked again. I said 9.5. They gave me another and everything was alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Oh yeah, I could learn to like that.
one of my biggest fears is getting a kidney stone.
You sir, are a trooper for going through that bullshit
It was unbelievable. I thought I was dieing from some hideous cancer. Pro tip, lay off the Rolaids.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: PLURAL]
#21040678 - 12/29/14 06:06 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I thought this conversation was gonna take a turn lol.
Anyways, as far as throwing up goes, it's only happened to me twice on opiates.
I can recall both times very clearly. First time was after snorting 5 blues (150mg's oxycodone) in about 3 hours. I was in the driveway of my house and my ex fiancee had no idea why I was "sick".
Second time was watching a movie at the drive-in here. It was "American Gangster" and I just flopped on the ground after opening my door and felt quite wonderful after cleaning off my face and smoking some bud.
I romanticize these events, but they are in no way good.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: zappaisgod]
#21040686 - 12/29/14 06:07 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck a kidney stone, it's a big fear of mine as well.
@tkwtf
At least get $20!
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: zappaisgod]
#21040702 - 12/29/14 06:12 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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zappaisgod said: It still wasn't fun.
I had a kidney stone once and the ambulance was called. They asked me the pain and I said 9.9. They gave me one shot of morphine and asked again. I said 9.5. They gave me another and everything was alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Oh yeah, I could learn to like that.
one of my biggest fears is getting a kidney stone.
You sir, are a trooper for going through that bullshit
It was unbelievable. I thought I was dieing from some hideous cancer. Pro tip, lay off the Rolaids.
No rolaids. Gotcha.
im just shocked that the norphine actually took away the pain. I imagine no amount of heroin or morphine taking that pain away
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: zappaisgod]
#21040723 - 12/29/14 06:17 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck man. When I was a little kid I remember my father passing kidney stones in the bathroom.
Those screams and moans I will never forget. Some truly rough stuff, figuratively and literally.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21040737 - 12/29/14 06:20 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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zappaisgod said:
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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zappaisgod said: It still wasn't fun.
I had a kidney stone once and the ambulance was called. They asked me the pain and I said 9.9. They gave me one shot of morphine and asked again. I said 9.5. They gave me another and everything was alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Oh yeah, I could learn to like that.
one of my biggest fears is getting a kidney stone.
You sir, are a trooper for going through that bullshit
It was unbelievable. I thought I was dieing from some hideous cancer. Pro tip, lay off the Rolaids.
No rolaids. Gotcha.
im just shocked that the norphine actually took away the pain. I imagine no amount of heroin or morphine taking that pain away
I don't know that it took the pain away so much as it made me not care. And believe me when I say it made me not care. About anything
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zappaisgod
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: kr0nik0]
#21040752 - 12/29/14 06:22 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: Fuck man. When I was a little kid I remember my father passing kidney stones in the bathroom.
Those screams and moans I will never forget. Some truly rough stuff, figuratively and literally.
I never did find the stone(s), The pain is not from the stone chafing but from muscle spasms in the ureters caused by irritation. They're like a charley horse in a tiny tube from the kidneys to the bladder.
And it fucking sucks beyond belief
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: zappaisgod]
#21040758 - 12/29/14 06:24 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Opiates are good for making people not care about shit, even more so than relieving pain.
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zappaisgod
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: PLURAL]
#21040764 - 12/29/14 06:25 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think that is how they relieve pain.
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