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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Asshat331]
    #21037249 - 12/28/14 09:31 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

HOLY SHIT, you'll never guess what my fortune cookie said. "Life is a gift. Dont waste it."

Could be read 2 ways. Could mean that I.need to stop wasting my life doing drugs and partying and be more productive and finish shit like my books and patents. Could also mean that life is too short, and all of lifes pleasures need to be experienced, so I need to keep on living my life, and live a life of hedonism. :-D

I choose the latter.

Seriously the only time I ever had a fortune cookie so pertinent to my life was when I was injecting 500mg of k multiple times a day, and my life was a complete mess. I was addicted to heroin and I.v. k and the fortune cookie said: your life of excess will make you crash and burn.

I was like, WHAT THE FUCKkkkk. imagine tripping balls on k seeing that shit, you would lose your mind. :lol:

SYNCHRONICITY, mannnnnn.

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Just here to say crystal inspired me to add her to my sig i want other people to see this wisdom, i mean that's noble guys how many people can actually call themselves a crack head junkie cum dumpster with a straight face.

I think she understands what she wants in life be it good or bad she enjoys it and thats all that matters so long as she is not being harmful.




Hahhhahhahahhaahahahaa thats fucking awesome. Im a fucking cum dumpster and im laughing all the way about it. :lol:

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G]
    #21037254 - 12/28/14 09:32 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

watch out for that hep!

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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: DragonChaser]
    #21037261 - 12/28/14 09:33 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Mushrumours said:
Wow, what an absolutely unhealthy lifestyle...... Just sayin.




Why? Im a weekend user. Its for fun.

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And don't worry about me guys. I'm on Suboxone, and I have figured out a way to take opiates recreationally without experiencing withdrawal.




Famous. Last. Words.





I was going to say that too.

I've had too many problems with opiates, and known too many other junkies, to know that it's a crap statement.

Once you go junkie mode, there's no safe, recreational use of opiates.  Doesn't matter how long you've been clean or what pills you're taking.




Bullshit. Ive been able to use them recreationally in the past. The only time I haven't been able to, is when something bad happened in my life that caused me to want to relapse and not give a fuck and run away from my problems and escape my life.

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Konyap]
    #21037265 - 12/28/14 09:35 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

other terms used in philly

If someone comes up to you with a "loosie" it's just a single ciggerette
If you hear "bombs" that means extacy
If someone say's they got bars that's xanies
"What's goodie" means I sell drugs
"Whats poppin" means I can fuck you in the ass for money
"Hello," means they sell meth and are willing to let you suck their dick.

There's a lot of street lingo these days..

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G]
    #21037266 - 12/28/14 09:35 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I am on methadone and I can use for 2 weeks straight and still not get withdrawel symptoms.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: Magicman69]
    #21037282 - 12/28/14 09:40 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Magicman69 said:
Kensington is a notorious drug area. There is a whole drugs inc episode on it and plenty of Cops episodes. Of course be careful of getting robbed or hurt, but also watch out for getting arrested. That area is hot.




Yeah, but at least having syringes is legal in philly. So as long as i hide the drugs up my vag, we are good. I also dont bring my wallet or purse or ID to kensington, only money.

So, ive never had such a strong connection to somebody, and im actually considering dating him. Openly of course, with orgies. He is very similar to me, he has committment issues.

He reminds me a lot of myself when I was younger. And he isn't just some shady crackhead either, hes incredibly smart, and was an economics major at U Penn. He never finished his degree, but I think one day he will go back. Money is really not a factor for me in relationships anyway, IDGAF.

And to think. I never would have met him if I wasn't wandering the streets of kensington drinking a 40oz in my hello kitty pajamas. :lol: What a small world.

Edited by Crystal G (12/28/14 09:49 PM)

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G]
    #21037388 - 12/28/14 10:01 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Da2ra said:
How's the constipation from all that opiate influx.




Not bad. Obviously I didn't shit yesterday or today yet. But Christmas I plugged 200mg morphine, and I took a huge dump sometime on the 26th. I will probably shit first thing tomorrow.



Obviously? No, it's not obvious. Myself.. I make it a point to shit at least one time each day,  and I do not take opiates.

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: D.M.T]
    #21037399 - 12/28/14 10:05 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I shit once every 3 days or so...and when I do shit..oh man...it hurts so bad. my poop are like little rocks.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: Magicman69]
    #21037401 - 12/28/14 10:05 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Magicman69 said:
Kensington is a notorious drug area. There is a whole drugs inc episode on it and plenty of Cops episodes. Of course be careful of getting robbed or hurt, but also watch out for getting arrested. That area is hot.



lol.. The one COPS episode I remember from Kensington they were busting a guy for selling a dime bag of shitty weed and took down 2 other guys selling petty amounts of bud. Times are different now. Philly has taken the "we have bigger problems than weed" approach since then.

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21037411 - 12/28/14 10:08 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
I shit once every 3 days or so...and when I do shit..oh man...it hurts so bad. my poop are like little rocks.



Not a healthy shit. You should look at your diet.

See Bristol Stool Chart for reference, you want to aim for a turd in the middle like I shit:

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: D.M.T]
    #21037423 - 12/28/14 10:12 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

ideal poops are one, long, lumpless turd. 

i poop so much it mounds out of the water sometimes.  not just one long snake coming out of the water.  but a literal pile of shit turds so large that it can't be contained by the water level.  and i'm not talkin about no euro toilet either.

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: memes]
    #21037427 - 12/28/14 10:14 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

IMagine if you were an animal and talked to death?

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: D.M.T]
    #21037431 - 12/28/14 10:15 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

ahahaha theres a poop chart? oh man...so funny


but yeah, my shits are type 1 and 2


I think its because of the methadone


--------------------
Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G]
    #21037432 - 12/28/14 10:15 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

You need to stop taking subs for at least 36 hours or its not going to do shit.


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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: fapjack]
    #21037452 - 12/28/14 10:22 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

at leeeeast

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: fapjack]
    #21037484 - 12/28/14 10:33 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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fapjack said:
Terms vary state to state, city to city.  I've heard all of those terms, but the only one we use in North NJ is sherm/wet for dust.  People will generally know what you mean if you ask for hard or soft,  but people here usually call it cook up.



those I compiled without much thought are what I knew to be used or at least understood in Philly. I know the same ones are also used in Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Cleveland, and Detroit. Stamps that get used a lot are sometimes used as a slang word, but usually I only heard that from the dealer after he's seen you a few times.

I actually thought the "boy/girl" slang for heroin/cocaine began in North Jersey. I could be mistaken. Some years ago when I was crashing at my stripper friend's house in Philly, they had a big bust in Philly (200 or more people), and it involved street corners all throughout the city. So long story short we crossed over into Jersey and got her fix at these housing projects off the interstate. That was the first place I heard heroin being called 'boy.'

Those projects were a trip by the way. They tore them down because they were too violent, accounted for a high % of the city's murders at the time.

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: D.M.T]
    #21037493 - 12/28/14 10:35 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

camden?


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Re: Crazy [Re: fapjack]
    #21037504 - 12/28/14 10:39 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Yep. From what I understand, after they tore that bitch down the crime just spread instead of being congested in one area. But it really was a dump of all dumps. You could tell just from the outside or even still on the interstate. This was before cell phones were popular and dealers used beepers. :lol:

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Re: Crazy [Re: D.M.T]
    #21037556 - 12/28/14 10:56 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

That's South Jersey.  Closer to philly not nnj near nyc.  Slang is different.


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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21037619 - 12/28/14 11:17 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Bullshit. Ive been able to use them recreationally in the past. The only time I haven't been able to, is when something bad happened in my life that caused me to want to relapse and not give a fuck and run away from my problems and escape my life.




Every junkie has been able to use opiates recreationally "in the past".

And sure, you probably still can now... as long as you fill the rest of your time with crack, GHB, temazepam, booze, suboxone, steroids, or anything else you've mentioned in this thread.

Just saying.  What you describe is not recreational drug use.


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