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OfflineXUL
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Dirty Dancing
    #21031528 - 12/27/14 11:36 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

It seems like dancing at the bar is a decent excuse for humans to rub on each other in public.

Last night I opted in.

I have had some dirty dances at clubs, but this was different. This dame seemed as if she was attached to me when we were dancing. I ran my hand up and down her abdomen and she responded. She reared herself into my lap and pulled on my sweater with her hands. She was tight on me; so damn tight. This seductive damsel was wearing a lose and silky fabric top that enswathed a sleek sexy frame. Whenever we were parting from each other I held onto her shirt and pulled her back in - and then we parted again. I took a break with my friends. Yet she remained on the floor, moving her sexy body around, beckoning me for another dance. Captivated by her allure, I embraced her again.

It was a game of cat and mouse. Teasing and responding.


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Re: Dirty Dancing [Re: XUL]
    #21031532 - 12/27/14 11:38 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

She wanted you to pounce. Alas, she knew cats can be easily distracted by rogue strings.

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Re: Dirty Dancing [Re: XUL]
    #21031797 - 12/27/14 12:56 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Virgin alert.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: Dirty Dancing [Re: sun_spots]
    #21031803 - 12/27/14 12:58 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, Spots would have bedded and married the woman by now not twice, but thrice. I'd be a little ashamed and to be honest I am.

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Re: Dirty Dancing [Re: sun_spots]
    #21032009 - 12/27/14 02:15 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sun_spots said:
Virgin alert.




All the virgins are watching from the sideline - too scared to grab up a woman.


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Re: Dirty Dancing [Re: XUL]
    #21033403 - 12/27/14 09:13 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

yeah and you weren't making it any easier on them :crankey:

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Re: Dirty Dancing [Re: Chakra Shock]
    #21033758 - 12/27/14 11:45 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

That meent try and fuck

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Re: Dirty Dancing [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21036840 - 12/28/14 07:20 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds great man. Dirty dancing with random hotties can be extremely satisfying and good for your confidence.
:raisemyglass:

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Re: Dirty Dancing [Re: XUL]
    #21037280 - 12/28/14 09:40 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

this is a good story. And im honestly not being sarcastic.


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