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OfflineCrystal G
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Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! * 5
    #21031390 - 12/27/14 10:54 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

So, last night, I was feeling an itch, a super itch for opiates, hell ANY drugs. So I start chugging a 40oz in a brown paper bag (something I rarely do, drink alcohol that is), and start walking around Fishtown/Northern Liberties, and I go to a random dive bar looking to score. Bear in mind I'm in no makeup, and walking around town drinking a 40oz wearing my Hello Kitty PAJAMAS. Because that's how I roll, IDGAF. :lol: I also have only $40 in my pocket in case I get robbed.

I see this dark-skinned guy with glasses, typical hipster-looking dude hanging around drinking a beer outside one of the bars. I get to talking to him, and I bum a few cigarettes off him. He's smoking Natural American Spirits. We start talking about drugs, I tell him, "Man, I'm looking to score some China White."

He said, "I'm more of an uppers kind of person. I'm not a downer's kind of person." So he starts trying to call this guy up looking for coke for me, after I say "I'll take anything right now."

After his connection doesn't pan out, he turns to me and says, "I've got some fire coke at my place. I'm in Northeast Philly. You want to come?"

So I get in his car after meeting this guy for like 10 minutes. The guy was like, "Dude you're not in Cali anymore, you shouldn't be so trusting of strangers in Philly. You have no idea what they're going to do to you. I mean you're lucky I'm a chill guy." :lol:

He showed me the "scenic tour" along the way, and showed me this area called "Kensington Avenue," then added, "You see all these shady-looking guys standing around at the bus stop? They're not waiting for the bus. They're looking to sell drugs. If you want to score heroin all these black guys standing around by the bus stop will sell them to you. But be careful, there have been a lot of serial killers in this area alone. There's a pretty good likelihood if you aren't careful you may get robbed or raped or killed here if you come alone."

(I'm totally going back to that area btw to score China White BTW. Native Philadelphians--is it safer for me to take a car, or walk myself? I really don't want to get carjacked. )

So, we end up at this guy's house, and motherfucker has FREEBASE COCAINE. CRACK. THE BEST fucking kind of coke!!!! So I'm like, "HOLYYYY SHITTT THIS IS THE BEST KIND!!!!"

So we make a makeshift pipe out of some choreboy, a pen, and aluminum foil. :lol: The motherfucker also had ONE Oxycontin pill left, and was also kind enough to give me a 30mg Oxycodone that he had lying around. The ultimate score of the score!!!! He said he's literally had all this stuff for years now, and is only a recreational user. I felt honored he shared the good stuff with me.

I always love sex on crack, and we both started making out and having REALLY passionate sex. Neither of us came of course (stimulants :lolsy:). He said it's really hard for him to cum. We are sort of similar that way.

But after sex, we were both talking, and he mentioned, "So, I have this group of friends who are swingers. I went to an orgy yesterday. Care to come?"

And my mind is BLOWN, I was like "Hell yeah I'm interested in an orgy!!!!! Let's take some GHB and we will go and fuck tons of people!!!!!!!" :lol:

So I asked him if he was bi-curious, and he was like, "I dabble. I prefer women, but…. I dabble. I'm not going to be that guy at the orgy you know, who's like, 'oh no i'm here to fuck women only.' If some guy wants to give me the reach-around, who am I to stop that?" :lol:

So we both start talking and realize just HOW MUCH we have in common. We both love each other's pheromones and sniffing each other's armpits, we both love the natural look and he doesn't mind a hairy bush or hairy legs, he's just an all-around weird guy who's interested in dangerous situations like I am. We are both INCREDIBLY compatible.

I took him back to my place, and I showed him all the steroids and GHB that I have (which he appreciated being a former wrestler), and gave him a few pills of temazepam. We have decided that for New Year's we are FOR SURE going to the Swinger's Party.

So, here's the funny thing, is that now that I think back about it, dude was Bolivian, but he talks like MF'ing Barack Obama. :lol: He talks like an uber nerd. He is a lot more handsome than Barack though.

Philly is SO FUCKING RANDOM dude. I walk around town drinking a 40Oz, get in this guy's car within 10 minutes of meeting him, score some bomb Oxy and crack. The guy tells me not to be more trusting of strangers, but honestly, this badass night wouldn't have happened if I wasn't so impulsive.

How long do you think this would take before I get an STD, get robbed, or killed, or worse? :lol:

Edited by Crystal G (03/26/21 11:48 PM)

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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G]
    #21031410 - 12/27/14 11:02 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I mean everything was cool IMHO unless you didn't wear protection.  But honestly (no offense intended here, I like you Crystal).  You exhibit some awfully risky behavior.  How do you explain not having an STD? :lol: 

I love your posts.  I want to read more, but I also worry about your well being.  Careful out there wild rose.  :ruggedwink:


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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 7
    #21031420 - 12/27/14 11:05 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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How long do you think this would take before I get an STD, get robbed, or killed, or worse?



Last week, tonight, next week, all next year.


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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: koods]
    #21031424 - 12/27/14 11:07 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I think a better question is why dont you keep this fella around?  He seemed right up your alley Crystal.


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 20
    #21031426 - 12/27/14 11:07 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

RIGHT UP HER ALLEY

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21031428 - 12/27/14 11:08 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I love you, Crystal G. You never disappoint. That was a classic story of long lost love. :thumbup:


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21031429 - 12/27/14 11:08 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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TheGreenArrow said:
I think a better question is why dont you keep this fella around?  He seemed right up your alley Crystal.




I think I will. We are hanging out tonight.

Funny story--he also works in finance too. He studied economics in college, and we talked a lot about Milton Friedman and Keynes and Marx and shit.

Finance people are crazy brah. :lol:

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G]
    #21031436 - 12/27/14 11:09 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

If I ever make it to Philly I'm gonna party with ya Crystal.  You seem to know how to let go and have a good time. :manofapproval:


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
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equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G] * 8
    #21031448 - 12/27/14 11:12 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

You are going to train wreck in philly.  The heroin there is really good, its not like that shitty west coast tar.


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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: fapjack]
    #21031469 - 12/27/14 11:18 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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fapjack said:
You are going to train wreck in philly.  The heroin there is really good, its not like that shitty west coast tar.




Yeah, I know, I was planning on trying like a little tiny dot (like even smaller than the size of a match head) when I try it. I'm not going to inject it either, I'm planning on snorting it.

I will also have naloxone on me, and taking it around a medical professional who will know how to administer it.

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 3
    #21031471 - 12/27/14 11:18 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds made up


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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Shins]
    #21031490 - 12/27/14 11:24 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

That's because you don't know the legend that is Crystal G.

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G]
    #21031496 - 12/27/14 11:26 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Damn, G. That's a crazy fucking story. You got more balls than I'll ever have :lol:


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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Shins] * 8
    #21031512 - 12/27/14 11:30 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Shins said:
Sounds made up





meeting someone, doing drugs and fucking sounds made up?

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Prisoner#1] * 9
    #21031516 - 12/27/14 11:31 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

It does to a virgin.

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21031530 - 12/27/14 11:38 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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It does to a virgin.



:lol: Just what I was about to say


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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #21031542 - 12/27/14 11:43 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

My life feels so tame after reading this.

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: TheScientificMethod]
    #21031548 - 12/27/14 11:44 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I would assuredly hope so.

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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #21031568 - 12/27/14 11:49 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

This bush you speak of...:strokebeard:


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Re: Crazy "Welcome to Philly" Crystal G Stories--Smoking Crack, Oxy, and Orgies to Be Coming Soon!!!!! [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21031574 - 12/27/14 11:50 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
He showed me the "scenic tour" along the way, and showed me this area called "Kensington Avenue," then added, "You see all these shady-looking guys standing around at the bus stop? They're not waiting for the bus. They're looking to sell drugs. If you want to score heroin all these black guys standing around by the bus stop will sell them to you. But be careful, there have been a lot of serial killers in this area alone. There's a pretty good likelihood if you aren't careful you may get robbed or raped or killed here if you come alone."




Thanks for the dope spot! I myself have been looking for a heroin connection. I'm glad I checked out this thread came across this information.

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