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InvisibleZippoZM
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The worst 20 steps of my life
    #21026308 - 12/25/14 10:32 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

From the hot tub, through the knee high snow to the house.

GOD DAMN


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PEACE

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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Invisiblekr0nik0
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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: ZippoZ] * 3
    #21026320 - 12/25/14 10:34 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Talk about 1st world problems LoL.

"my hot tub makes me uncomfortable for 10 seconds on the way to my beautiful, climate controlled house."




I'm just jealous...I want a hot tub too. :frown:


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”


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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21026322 - 12/25/14 10:35 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Mines broken. Your lucky.

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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: ZippoZ]
    #21026330 - 12/25/14 10:37 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ZippoZ said:
From the hot tub, through the knee high snow to the house.

GOD DAMN





court room door to the defendants seat

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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21026456 - 12/25/14 11:09 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

:cryaboutit:


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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.

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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #21026460 - 12/25/14 11:11 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I would sit in that thing all day and just dehydrate lol

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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: ZippoZ]
    #21026518 - 12/25/14 11:30 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Rule #4?


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: PLURAL]
    #21026683 - 12/26/14 12:28 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I got the thing off of craigslist for free like 2 years ago, only had to put a new heater in it and pay for chemicals.

hot damn, i love hot tubs.


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: ZippoZ]
    #21026688 - 12/26/14 12:32 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

It's not how much you pay for the hot tub but who you use on it or was it how you use it.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: trekie]
    #21026708 - 12/26/14 12:43 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I went in my hot tub today too


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #21026712 - 12/26/14 12:46 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah with your Mom this dude has his own place a sweet truck and a hot tub and with those things come women of ill repute.which leads to good times.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: trekie]
    #21026718 - 12/26/14 12:50 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Yeah with your Mom this dude has his own place a sweet truck and a hot tub and with those things come women of ill repute.which leads to good times.



Damn, he's so much cooler than me


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Invisibletrekie
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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: Sheekle]
    #21026728 - 12/26/14 12:55 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

trekie said:
Yeah with your Mom this dude has his own place a sweet truck and a hot tub and with those things come women of ill repute.which leads to good times.



Damn, he's so much cooler than me



Yep


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: trekie]
    #21026999 - 12/26/14 05:29 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky

You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free


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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: trekie]
    #21028197 - 12/26/14 01:56 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Yeah with your Mom this dude has his own place a sweet truck and a hot tub and with those things come women of ill repute.which leads to good times.



he has blue balls cause your ridin em so hard

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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: ZippoZ]
    #21028316 - 12/26/14 02:28 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I hope you trip next time :p

No snow and almost 50....  wtf is going on here!!  :crankey:

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Invisibletrekie
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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #21029980 - 12/26/14 09:44 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah this has been far my worst chistmas to date.

  My gift next year will be not coming here and spending it with my wife's family. This was last one p ending death or terminal illness..

It's sooooooo fucked the sad thing is it probably will happen.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: trekie]
    #21030017 - 12/26/14 09:54 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

shovel a walkway newb.  god damn, some people.


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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: trekie]
    #21030022 - 12/26/14 09:55 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Yeah this has been far my worst chistmas to date.

  My gift next year will be not coming here and spending it with my wife's family. This was last one p ending death or terminal illness..

It's sooooooo fucked the sad thing is it probably will happen.



:hugitout:

I mean that one.

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Invisibletrekie
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Re: The worst 20 steps of my life [Re: All We Perceive]
    #21030035 - 12/26/14 09:59 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

All We Perceive said:
shovel a walkway newb.  god damn, some people.


no snow out but there will be snow going home and the new years. I've moved north . I'm across from a strip bar waiting for people to get pulled over .


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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