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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: mpd] * 1
    #21017087 - 12/23/14 01:14 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Lots of people in this thread getting BUTTHURT over Santa Claus because they are shitty broke dick motherfuckers who are envious (max butthurt) or who have useless lives of misery they want to project upon little kids.  Can't get much lower on the totem pole of life than that.




way to do the same thing, instead of spreading positivty


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: openmind]
    #21019835 - 12/24/14 12:57 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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it was all down hill after santa wasnt real

figured if they lied about that what else





:lol:



Am I the only one that never believed in santa (or the tooth fairy, easter bunny, God, etc....)?


None of the story made sense to me. I didn't understand how one guy could go around the world in a single night. Or how one could fit down the chimney. Or how deer could fly with no wings. Or how the dude knew if all kids were naughty or nice, and what every kid wanted .


My parents, grandparents, aunts & uncles, they all told me the story but I wasn't buying it. I never mentioned to any family member that I didn't think santa was real because I thought it would upset them. When I was around 5 years old my mom overheard me talking to my friend about it, after she heard me she let me know later that day and I was like "yea I already know" :lol:  .


I've always been way skeptical of things if it doesn't seem logical to me, or unless I have direct experience/observation .




-OM


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i suspected the story but didnt question it for fear that i wouldnt get presents anymore:grin:

i wanted to believe but wasnt surprised when i came downstairs while mom was putting presents under the tree

after that i learned to trust my bullshit sensor

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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: Does] * 2
    #21019869 - 12/24/14 01:20 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Christmas made me so happy as a kid. We we're stoked the entire month putting up lights, getting the tree, doing the advent calendar..watching the presents grow under the tree. Then santa would bring us stuff over night. Holy shit! How fucking exciting is that!


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21020482 - 12/24/14 08:56 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Christmas made me so happy as a kid. We we're stoked the entire month putting up lights, getting the tree, doing the advent calendar..watching the presents grow under the tree. Then santa would bring us stuff over night. Holy shit! How fucking exciting is that!




The max!:laugh:

Shorty:yinyang:


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: Does]
    #21020892 - 12/24/14 10:56 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Shit, my kid tells other kids that there is no santa claus, christmas is a consumer brainwashing and that christmas presents make kids stingy little brats.


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21021039 - 12/24/14 11:35 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Christmas made me so happy as a kid. We we're stoked the entire month putting up lights, getting the tree, doing the advent calendar..watching the presents grow under the tree. Then santa would bring us stuff over night. Holy shit! How fucking exciting is that!




this^

you anti santa people seriously sound like the grinch.


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: danielx]
    #21021110 - 12/24/14 11:50 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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this^

you anti santa people seriously sound like the grinch.




Congratulations! you've been successfully programmed by the consumerist media propaganda machine!!!

This is an old trick, any one that does not conform to the paradigm (pronounced Para-Dime, for you rural god fearing folks) is to be ostracized by the peer group ,.Ie facebook, cellphones, cars, work, education, holidays . . .
"I don't celebrate christmas"
"Well you just a grinch then"

Also FYI christmas is mostly a 1st world white middle class holliday, only a small percent of the world actualy follows this tradition, by that reasoniong, you, christmas fags are the minoraty - YOU need to get with the program, YOU are being different and weird, wtf is wrong with you people, this is not a human thing, this is a sleeping white middle class thing, you are the strangers not welcome on our planet.


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: drege]
    #21021116 - 12/24/14 11:52 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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this^

you anti santa people seriously sound like the grinch.




Congratulations! you've been successfully programmed by the consumerist media propaganda machine!!!

This is an old trick, any one that does not conform to the paradigm is to be ostracized by the peer group ,.Ie facebook, cellphones, cars, work, education, holidays . . .
"I don't celebrate christmas"
"Well you just a grinch then"

Also FYI christmas is mostly a 1st world white middle class holliday, only a small percent of the world actualy follows this tradition, by that reasoniong, you, christmas fags are the minoraty - YOU need to get with the program, YOU are being different and weird, wtf is wrong with you people, this is not a human thing, this is a sleeping white middle class thing, you are the strangers not welcome on our planet.




yeah brah, im brain washed because I enjoyed being a kid.

ba humbag brah.

:rolleyes:


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: danielx]
    #21021154 - 12/24/14 11:59 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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yeah brah, im brain washed because I enjoyed being a kid.

ba humbag brah.

:rolleyes:




If the lie of santa is what made you enjoy being a kid then your life must have sucked.  I doubt that is the case though.  Its the parents that get off on santa lies, not the kids.  Kids all over the world are just fine without believing stupid lies about santa.

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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: danielx]
    #21021189 - 12/24/14 12:06 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Santa Claus....
Satan Laucs
Laucs as in Locks
Devil Locks

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=devillock

http://www.music-photocalypse.net/logos/misfit.jpg

Jerry Only the creator of the devillocks hair cut style was in trouble for selling merchandise with the misfits logo on it when he wasn't allowed to legally.

I think I understand the greedy evilness behind Santa Claus now. FUCK SANTA


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21021269 - 12/24/14 12:23 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Bunch of cynical party-pooping conspiracy-theorizing tampons in the butt grinches in this thread. "Waah consurnerism." "Waah religion." "Waah brainwashing." "Waah I'm a hipster that wants to be edgy & anti-fun." :rolleyes:

I was brought up with Santa, the Easter bunny & the tooth fairy. That shit was cool; added a special magic to the world at a time when my imagination was running wild. I don't look back on those days & bitch & moan about "being lied to." I look back at smile at the magic of those days. If I have kids, damn right I'll include Santa & crew until they stop believing.


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: drege]
    #21021479 - 12/24/14 01:11 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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drege said:
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danielx said:

this^

you anti santa people seriously sound like the grinch.




Congratulations! you've been successfully programmed by the consumerist media propaganda machine!!!

This is an old trick, any one that does not conform to the paradigm (pronounced Para-Dime, for you rural god fearing folks) is to be ostracized by the peer group ,.Ie facebook, cellphones, cars, work, education, holidays . . .
"I don't celebrate christmas"
"Well you just a grinch then"

Also FYI christmas is mostly a 1st world white middle class holliday, only a small percent of the world actualy follows this tradition, by that reasoniong, you, christmas fags are the minoraty - YOU need to get with the program, YOU are being different and weird, wtf is wrong with you people, this is not a human thing, this is a sleeping white middle class thing, you are the strangers not welcome on our planet.




Its not about the money:peace: ITs about the magic :santaclaus:
You dont even have to spend much money.
Really, all these tall tales, who doesnt like a wild story!

:sunny:Shorty:sunny:

Edit: Take it easy eh!:jamming:
Merry Christmas everyone! :christmas:

Edited by Shortknight (12/24/14 01:13 PM)

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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: Shortknight]
    #21021548 - 12/24/14 01:31 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Jeez, open your eyes. Every holiday; valentines, St. Patrickrics, holloween, easter, christmas, new year, presidents day, memorial day, thanksgiving - even fucking christopher columbus day.

Nationalistic masturbation, BUY! BUY! BUY!
Halloween decorations and candy get their own displays in july, turkey and stuffing in september, christmas shit on november 2nd - all this 'black friday' shit car sales, diamond rings, rubber boots, you watch the news sometimes? Some of the shit they feature? you've got to be clinically brain dead to ignore the fallacy of it all.

And I get it if you enjoyed all the lies you were spoon fed by your retarded parents as children, its probably best that you were thinking about getting cool toys and sugar laden treats than thinking about how the fuck you were going to make ends meet for yet another year, or if your parents were going to get hat promotion they have been vying for, for 8 years, whats the next years economy going to be like, what shit heads will be voted into power in the next primary, will the car hold up another few months, where are the race riots going to spring up next, will some heathen country spawn a new terror cell and bio/chemical bomb you precious little consumerist white nation to death.
Sleep america, sleep and dream that everything is perfect, you are gods chosen children to trample the brown stain out of the face of the earth.


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: drege]
    #21021574 - 12/24/14 01:40 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

You should show dead bleeding blown up bodies to your little kids then....make sure they know from the gate how fucked up the world can be. Drop 'em in the ghetto by themselves. Make sure that you don't let them have any fun, and punish them if they dare to laugh or smile.

Life is what you make of it. If you chose to look at it through shit-stained glasses, that's your choice...but it's no better than rose-colored glasses.


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21021618 - 12/24/14 01:55 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

My kid asked me what the world was like when I was their age, I told them about the ridiculous practice of nuclear raid drills, the ridiculousness of hiding beneath a desk if a A-bomb was dropped, I showed them hiroshima, and nagasaki, my kid knows that humans are fucked up, my kid knows that commercials are bullshit and that not only are there starving kids in other countries but right in the city we live in, stupid people that believe that macaroni and cheese and lucky charms have all the essential nutrients and vitamins/minerals that a human body needs to thrive - at 6 years old my kid is more aware and conscious than 90% of the population.

My kid also has a healthy imagination, plays and enjoys a respectable realistic life filled with equal amounts of fun and frivolity as well as care and attention to pitfalls of banality, hypocrisy and apathy.

I allow the system to educate them with reading, writing and arithmetic - witch they excel at but I maintain that school is really about learning about how to get along with other human beings and I teach about holistic means, applied physics, mathematics and abstract thought and fundamental theories that later they will discover though shamanic use of natural psychedelics.

Yea my glasses are stained with shit, but I wipe them off constantly and not only see but propagate the beauty of being human in a world of humans.


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: drege]
    #21022061 - 12/24/14 04:25 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I honestly think the reason they dont want to teach their daughter about Santa is because my brother in law is a preacher and they dont want her to realize one day that she lied to them about one invisible guy doing a bunch of a shit and make her wonder if they are lying about that God fellow, too

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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: morrowasted]
    #21022370 - 12/24/14 06:12 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

lol good point - believe it or not I don't have a personal problem with god, in fact I believe in a half way benevolent higher power, possibly even something ethereal; but in reality its probably omnipotent pan-dimensional beings that trailer park folk would call "aliens" or just the collective life energy of the timeless cosmos, but some bearded dude in the clouds watching us masterbate to internet porn is as absurd as a fat man delivering presents to all the good white boys and girls of the protestant nations of the world.


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: morrowasted]
    #21022382 - 12/24/14 06:15 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Responses seem to be split between tell the kid and don't tell the kid.


What do I think? Just explain it's a "fun story" and that they should play pretend. :shrug:


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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: Synthe]
    #21022728 - 12/24/14 08:33 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I just got the kids a shit ton of toys and he thinks he's getting more from Santa!! I can't wait till he finds out Santa isn't real so I can let him know his mom is a liar. I never grew up believing in Santa. My son got everything he wanted and still wants more!! I told him that Santa is going to give the kids that didn't get anything some toys.

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Re: telling your kids about santa claus? [Re: Ayahuascasoul]
    #21024137 - 12/25/14 09:32 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

from my brother in laws facebook:

Lady: (to my kid) Santa is coming tonight...aren't u so excited? Santa's going to to bring u lots of gifts.
Kid: No! Leave me alone! (Kid is good at this stranger danger stuff)
Lady: Yes you are....I know u are excited for santa.
Kid: Leave me alone!
Lady: (to me) She is the first one I've seen today not gushing over Santa
Me: Two reasons...she is only a little over two and we treat Santa like mickey mouse so she doesn't think Santa is coming to our house...to her, Santa is a cartoon and stuffed animal.
Lady: why wouldn't u make a big deal out of santa.
Me: I would rather my daughter make a big deal out of giving to others and celebrating Jesus.
Lady: She's just a kid.
Me: I'm just her parent and I stand by my choice. Merry Christmas.

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