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OfflinePatlal
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Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die?
    #21017407 - 12/23/14 02:28 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

So what's the flaw in your family's gene? Heart disease? Lung cancer? Dementia? What?

For me, based on my family' history, it's gonna be cancer. Colon or lung. Most likely colon.

You?


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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Patlal]
    #21017418 - 12/23/14 02:30 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

cancer, either brain or lung.


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Patlal]
    #21017419 - 12/23/14 02:30 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

ill probably fall into a wood chipper, or stick a knife in a toaster, something along those lines

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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #21017471 - 12/23/14 02:43 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

We will abuse drugs, gamble and have a rampant sexual history up untill the 80's and then we magically drop dead.

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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21017479 - 12/23/14 02:45 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

General debauchery/druggery.


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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Patlal]
    #21017482 - 12/23/14 02:46 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Diabetes and generally cardio-vascular related illnesses.

Much of my family died from heart-attacks so that's something I think is likely.

This is of course if I carry on treating my body like shit rather than taking care of it.


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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21017484 - 12/23/14 02:46 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Cancer or suicide. :feelsbatman:


For me it's going to be the big C hopefully when I'm old .


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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Patlal]
    #21017486 - 12/23/14 02:47 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Lung cancer.


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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21017488 - 12/23/14 02:47 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Based on my parents, it will be from diabetes and mental illness.

I always thought I would die in the process of trying to sexually satisfy a woman that is way too much woman for me.

I already have mental illness, so I shall be a fat man that dies from a heart attack attempting to please such a woman.

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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: trekie]
    #21017490 - 12/23/14 02:47 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Cancer or suicide. :feelsbatman:


For me it's going to be the big C hopefully when I'm old .




Same, but i'll wait untill my 50's before ordering/synthesizing the neccesary barbiturates, just to be safe :lol:

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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21017500 - 12/23/14 02:49 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Rich, old, and lonely.



But that doesn't seem to be in my cards.:sad:

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Invisiblefee
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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #21017506 - 12/23/14 02:50 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Well I already beat cancer so who knows.


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Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21017515 - 12/23/14 02:52 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Beanhead said:
We will abuse drugs, gamble and have a rampant sexual history up untill the 80's and then we magically drop dead.




LOL if only that could be true.

Most likely, a drug overdose. If I'm lucky and follow my family, I will live to have a stroke after I'm 50.

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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21017584 - 12/23/14 03:10 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

My family is immortal. Everyone is alive


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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Patlal]
    #21017592 - 12/23/14 03:12 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

There doesn't seem to be any particular pattern in my family. Hopefully I will die doing something I enjoy doing. Mostly I don't want to die inside some fucking hospital.


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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: blackhawk]
    #21017597 - 12/23/14 03:14 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Fucking depressing thread this

cancer or general old age crap

My great grand mother lived to be a 104

She witnessed two world wars :mindblown:


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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: fee]
    #21017598 - 12/23/14 03:15 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
Well I already beat cancer so who knows.



You can only beat the cancer you play.  There's a new opponent every week


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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21017610 - 12/23/14 03:17 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

heart failure, cancer


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InvisibleFusty Ruckers
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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Patlal]
    #21017623 - 12/23/14 03:21 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Strokes and heart attacks seem to be most prevelent. I just hope I don't hang on all fucked up, no matter the age. Withering away is unappealing to me haha.

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Re: Based on your family's history. How are you gonna die? [Re: Patlal]
    #21017628 - 12/23/14 03:22 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Suicide.
If not that I'll live to my 90s and die of a respiratory issue


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