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EllisDSox
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The ultimate challenge
#21016051 - 12/23/14 09:21 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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I dare anyone here to try and complete Bucky O'Hare (NES) on hard mode. You'll end up crying on the floor before you come close. Get it up in an emulator, enter "HARD!" as the password and start dying until you tear your own eyes out. It wasn't even supposed to be an extra difficulty; it's so brutal it was actually an anti-piracy lock out to make tampered versions of the game be impossible to play.
It's a genuinely great game despite being based on a piece of crap Ninja Turtles rip off, but playing it on this mode is savage. If anyone likes NES and wants to take things too far, do this. I should offer some kind of prize to get this deadly serious, but I don't have anything for you fuckers.
Even emotionally stunted basement dwellers who stream Twitch.tv all of every day can't complete this game and neither can any of you.
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John Nada
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Re: The ultimate challenge [Re: EllisDSox]
#21016212 - 12/23/14 10:06 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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You've never even played Battletoads, breh.
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EllisDSox
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Re: The ultimate challenge [Re: John Nada]
#21016567 - 12/23/14 11:29 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Battletoads was made by the proud warriors of England so of course I've played it. The SNES one wasn't nearly as good and Battletoads and Double Dragon was fucking stupid, but the original one on the NES is a triumph.
Bucky O'Hare on hard is way more difficult than Battletoads or Ninja Gaiden or the original Mario 2. It makes Super Star Wars 2 look like nothing.
-------------------- Disclaimer: If you have any kind of heart condition, my posts are not for you. You could literally die from reading the first couple of words in any one of them. Scroll down the page, live your life and prosper, but don't read my posts because your heart will probably explode. I am not joking.
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John Nada
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Re: The ultimate challenge [Re: EllisDSox]
#21016867 - 12/23/14 12:24 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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I bet you've never played Tiger Woods PGA Tour 14. You should get it, it makes you wanna throw your controller sometimes just through your own failure and ineptitude.
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EllisDSox
King Hella!
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Re: The ultimate challenge [Re: John Nada]
#21017107 - 12/23/14 01:20 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gonna get it and destroy you. I'll get so good I can manipulate the code inside the game and turn it into a violent blood festival of torture and tear you apart.
-------------------- Disclaimer: If you have any kind of heart condition, my posts are not for you. You could literally die from reading the first couple of words in any one of them. Scroll down the page, live your life and prosper, but don't read my posts because your heart will probably explode. I am not joking.
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Beanhead
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Re: The ultimate challenge [Re: EllisDSox]
#21017423 - 12/23/14 02:31 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
EllisDSox said: I dare anyone here to try and complete Bucky O'Hare (NES) on hard mode. You'll end up crying on the floor before you come close. Get it up in an emulator, enter "HARD!" as the password and start dying until you tear your own eyes out. It wasn't even supposed to be an extra difficulty; it's so brutal it was actually an anti-piracy lock out to make tampered versions of the game be impossible to play.
It's a genuinely great game despite being based on a piece of crap Ninja Turtles rip off, but playing it on this mode is savage. If anyone likes NES and wants to take things too far, do this. I should offer some kind of prize to get this deadly serious, but I don't have anything for you fuckers.
Even emotionally stunted basement dwellers who stream Twitch.tv all of every day can't complete this game and neither can any of you.
ahahahahah
i'll try emu my (S)NES' are dead
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