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Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf?
    #19076516 - 11/02/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Here's the scenario: A woman named Mary is engaged to John. John is on the short side, at 5'7" tall. He has an average job as an insurance salesman, and makes about $67,000/year. He's a little pudgy, and doesn't really exercise regularly. He drives a 2007 Honda Civic. Despite not being the stereotypical "hot guy," he's pretty confident, and is comfortable with himself.

Another guy, Randolf, takes an interest in her. At almost 6'2," he's "too tall for his clothes." He also has a good job, and makes well over $100k/year+perks working as a Marketing exec; he drives a nice new 2012 Nissan Altima.  Despite being a pretty hot item, he's really under-confident. Underneath the nice clothes, money, and nice car, he has some real self-esteem issues.

What will Mary do?
What will Mary do about John and Randolf?
You may choose only one


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Edited by ch1ck3n.s0up (11/02/13 06:45 PM)


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Re: Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf? [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #19076544 - 11/02/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Nobody can possibly answer this question.  How is the sex?  How comfortable are they with each other?  Do they have interesting conversation?  What little things about John does Mary love?  Do John and Mary share interests?  Do they share life goals?  It's not so cut and dry, this is a ridiculous poll.


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Re: Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf? [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #19076560 - 11/02/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Probably invite Randolph over to John's for some hot DP, ball on ball action. STAL. Jk, but pwnasaurus is right. To many variables left out.


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Re: Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf? [Re: K1ngSp4de]
    #19076870 - 11/02/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I hate to be so blunt, but this is a very unintelligent poll. There are so many variables, how could you possibly hope to isolate the one which actually interests you? Your poll responses are also moronic, the only option to stay with John is based on her agreeing to marry him? Not on his obvious charismatic confidence that was probably the basis of their marriage in the first place?

You obviously know less than nothing about relationships or people in general.


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Re: Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf? [Re: user1837483975]
    #19100382 - 11/07/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What is STAL? I don't really feel comfortable with any of the other options. There are to many factors not addressed here to answer it.


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Re: Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf? [Re: perkysmiles]
    #19100701 - 11/07/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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K1ngSp4de said:
SirTokesALot. It is used as an option to vote in a poll that you don't agree with any of the other options given. He was a member that never agreed to any of the options given.




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Re: Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf? [Re: K1ngSp4de]
    #19104377 - 11/08/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

K1ngSp4de said:
Quote:

K1ngSp4de said:
SirTokesALot. It is used as an option to vote in a poll that you don't agree with any of the other options given. He was a member that never agreed to any of the options given.






That's great I love it, So now I know what to vote. Thanks!


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Re: Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf? [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #19277079 - 12/14/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Here's the problem with the pole, if John is a confident guy, he won't care that she's talking with other men, and his confidence will shine and she'll come back to him.

If Randolf isn't confident, he won't have the balls to talk to her properly anyway, and he won't be a problem.
If Randolf is talking to her though, then Randolfs confidence had been underestimated and John has some issues on his hand.

I do believe in Stal for this poll, but i'm going to vote for 'see Radolf on the side..' as that's the typical behaviour of women whom aren't with truly confident man, and the fact is, most women are not with a truly confident man.


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Re: Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf? [Re: Magenta]
    #19278655 - 12/15/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think i know this girl Mary
She is a wonderful woman and really does love John.:heart:

My thoughts is Mary will introduce Randolf to her sister Trudy who is the town slut.:rolleyes:

Trudy will fuck Randolf a few times, give him great head, allow him to fuck her up the ass a few times too.
Eventually Randolf will see Trudy for the wonderful and noble slut that she is and get about 20 of his other buddies to go over to her place and fuck her too.:drysmash:

One of the 20 guys that Randolf brings over, Bill, will fall in love with Trudy and lick her ass every day and promise her the sun, moon and stars if she marries him.:cheers:

While Bill and Trudy are engaged to be married, one day Bill drops by Trudy's house and discovers his best buddy Randolf fucking Trudy up the ass while a big black guy is punishing her glazed mouth at the same time. :ass2mouth:

Bill, in a fit of rage, pulls out a gun and kills everyone, including himself. :minigun:

Mary, hearing the tragic news about her sister, Trudy, and Randolf, gets overcome with grief and resorts to bestiality as a mental defect kind of compensation. :sheepfucker:

John comes home unexpectedly, and finds Mary (who has a huge asshole) getting fucked up the ass by a big horse in the living room. He freaks out as he sees this and slams the door which startles the horse.
The horse gives a extra strong push and splits Mary's asshole wide open and she bleeds to death from her injury.:uhoh:

John, being so distraught with seeing his love Mary's life come to an end this way, develops severe mental issues and `finds a church and becomes a born again Christian so he wont feel so alone. He turns gay and  becomes a bum buddy of the minister. :drysmash:


Edited by Vitalux (12/15/13 03:42 PM)


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Re: Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf? [Re: Vitalux]
    #19280001 - 12/15/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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sloantbone said:
Mary, hearing the tragic news about her sister, Trudy, and Randolf, gets overcome with grief and resorts to bestiality




Classic Mary.:crazy:


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Re: Love Triangle: What will Mary do about John and Randolf? [Re: Magenta]
    #20987676 - 12/17/14 01:16 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

She can do better then both of them two.


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