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How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World
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How to Maintain Your Christianity in the Real World
Being a Christian isn't easy right? Not everyone is Christian yet, and it isn't easy hearing that other people's Holidays are older than yours, or that your God comes from theirs and other facts. So here is a guide for how to maintain your Christianity in a world where Christianity is not the only religion and Atheists exist now.
1. When someone tells you things that make sense about the world that don't line up with the Bible, tell them that they make sense to their face, but then behind their back you should try to build yourself up by assassinating their character and saying things like "They are just mad at God".
2. Pretend that no one else has read the Bible. If you come in to any discussion with a non-Christian by pretending that they don't know jack shit about the Bible, how could they convince you of anything different?
3. Don't read about how Christianity spread, just pretend it spread around the world because Jesus was a good guy and people just were telling each other about it and it spread. No one had to commit genocide with 9 Crusades and a few Inquisitions or anything like that.
4. Just tell yourself that anyone who is not Christian has chosen their religion out of hatred. If you start to realize that other religions are about community and love (usually a better message of community and love also) then you won't be able to dehumanize the other religions and treat them like they don't know God.
Those 4 things should help you keep your Christian faith no matter who you talk to.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Sasha Gallagher]
#20979974 - 12/15/14 02:51 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sasha Gallagher said: How to Maintain Your Christianity in the Real World
Being a Christian isn't easy right? Not everyone is Christian yet, and it isn't easy hearing that other people's Holidays are older than yours, or that your God comes from theirs and other facts. So here is a guide for how to maintain your Christianity in a world where Christianity is not the only religion and Atheists exist now.
1. When someone tells you things that make sense about the world that don't line up with the Bible, tell them that they make sense to their face, but then behind their back you should try to build yourself up by assassinating their character and saying things like "They are just mad at God".
2. Pretend that no one else has read the Bible. If you come in to any discussion with a non-Christian by pretending that they don't know jack shit about the Bible, how could they convince you of anything different?
3. Don't read about how Christianity spread, just pretend it spread around the world because Jesus was a good guy and people just were telling each other about it and it spread. No one had to commit genocide with 9 Crusades and a few Inquisitions or anything like that.
4. Just tell yourself that anyone who is not Christian has chosen their religion out of hatred. If you start to realize that other religions are about community and love (usually a better message of community and love also) then you won't be able to dehumanize the other religions and treat them like they don't know God.
Those 4 things should help you keep your Christian faith no matter who you talk to.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Sasha Gallagher]
#20979977 - 12/15/14 02:51 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Sasha Gallagher]
#20979979 - 12/15/14 02:52 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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If they choose to be Christian then let them. You're no better than the radicals by mocking the whole general religion here.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Euphie]
#20979997 - 12/15/14 02:55 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Rule 4, for God's sake.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: mpd]
#20980019 - 12/15/14 02:59 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Best thing to do is free yourself from the shackles of religion and live your life to the fullest as an atheist limited only to the natural laws of science and nature
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: mpd]
#20980021 - 12/15/14 02:59 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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You've been reported for religious bigotry.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Sasha Gallagher]
#20980029 - 12/15/14 03:01 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Things to ask Christians
People think that Christians are explicitly dedicated to talking about Jesus, but most of them also believe some other things. Here are things you should talk to Christians about:
1. Talk to them about Demonic symbols in the Music industry
2. Ask them about Aliens
3. Ask them about Giants
4. Ask them about Ghost stories or experiences with Angels
5. Ask them about the Inca Stones
Also, ask Mormons about:
1. How Jesus came to America, and the Native tribes that talk about it.
2. How Jewish people were the first visitors to America, and the evidence for this.
3. About Burrow's Cave, and how Egypt established a colony in America.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Euphie]
#20980043 - 12/15/14 03:03 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Euphie said: If they choose to be Christian then let them. You're no better than the radicals by mocking the whole general religion here. 
You have this WAY backwards. Christians treat me like I am worshiping demons. LOL. I am only responding.
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That would be the radicals, and you're acting the same as them right now.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Sasha Gallagher] 1
#20980065 - 12/15/14 03:07 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sasha Gallagher said: How to Maintain Your Christianity in the Real World
Being a Christian isn't easy right? Not everyone is Christian yet, and it isn't easy hearing that other people's Holidays are older than yours, or that your God comes from theirs and other facts. So here is a guide for how to maintain your Christianity in a world where Christianity is not the only religion and Atheists exist now.
1. When someone tells you things that make sense about the world that don't line up with the Bible, tell them that they make sense to their face, but then behind their back you should try to build yourself up by assassinating their character and saying things like "They are just mad at God".
2. Pretend that no one else has read the Bible. If you come in to any discussion with a non-Christian by pretending that they don't know jack shit about the Bible, how could they convince you of anything different?
3. Don't read about how Christianity spread, just pretend it spread around the world because Jesus was a good guy and people just were telling each other about it and it spread. No one had to commit genocide with 9 Crusades and a few Inquisitions or anything like that.
4. Just tell yourself that anyone who is not Christian has chosen their religion out of hatred. If you start to realize that other religions are about community and love (usually a better message of community and love also) then you won't be able to dehumanize the other religions and treat them like they don't know God.
Those 4 things should help you keep your Christian faith no matter who you talk to.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Euphie]
#20980105 - 12/15/14 03:15 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Euphie said: That would be the radicals, and you're acting the same as them right now.
I think you are way more offended than you should be. Unless this is what you do to maintain your Christianity and I exposed you.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Sasha Gallagher]
#20980113 - 12/15/14 03:16 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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I want to point out that there are never a bunch of Muslims or Jewish people calling me a demon worshiper, but Christians have plenty of Shitty people ready to make shitty comments.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Sasha Gallagher]
#20980115 - 12/15/14 03:16 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm not Christian.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Sasha Gallagher] 1
#20980122 - 12/15/14 03:17 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Euphie]
#20980132 - 12/15/14 03:19 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Euphie said: I'm not Christian.
Then you literally have no idea how Christians treat me. I have literally been to jail for my religion (I went to jail for Shiva), then they treat me like I am persecuting them.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Bitter Cactus] 1
#20980136 - 12/15/14 03:20 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haters gotta hate. In this case there is also a severe case of chapped ass to deal with. Must not have gotten to sit on Santa's lap as a kid.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: mpd]
#20980159 - 12/15/14 03:24 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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I was raised by a minister I have seen some fucked up twisted Christians but those are just the radicals. There's fucked up people in every group. Everywhere. You're just butthurt and acting like a radical yourself.
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Sasha Gallagher]
#20980168 - 12/15/14 03:26 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't understand what you are trying to say op..can you be more specific?..
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Re: How to Maintain Your Christianity in a Real World [Re: Sasha Gallagher]
#20980200 - 12/15/14 03:31 PM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shut the fuck up Sasha you're 100x more preachy and annoying, then the hardcore evangelical Christians. Shove you're rederick down someone else's chimney.
PS: Atheism isn't a new thing invented by our generation. 
Most importantly that wasn't "A guide to staying Christian". This is a post that straight up mocks peoples religions. Intolerant Asshole
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