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Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient....
    #20974936 - 12/14/14 11:22 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Since I can never again drink, I'll probably never darken the doors of one again.

But there is something to be said about a subculture where you walk in, there is a rock band playing with a singer singing in broken English, and they understand that the best way to rapidly separate a sailor from his money is to shuttle beers to him while a bitch rubs his pee-pee under the table.

If you are sober, you might notice that they keep the lights low so you don't realize many of the bitches serviced your dad during the Korean War, and the place smells like vomit, urine, and beer. 

Usually there are also hot bitches almost naked dancing on go-go dancer stands, but the girls dont really know how to dance but who gives a fuck?  If it is late in the evening there are usually drunken sailors dancing on the stands.

Some of the best, most low-class dive locations:

Magsaysay drive in Subic Bay, PI
Texas Street in Pusan Korea.
Bugis street in Singapore.
Beach Road in Pattaya Beach, Thailand
Tom Po-Po's blow job bar in Yokohama.


But  as I said I can no longer drink, and besides, I've got better things to do.

But I'd be curious if anyone knows any of these, or other, low-class dumps in Asia.  Timeless Classics... :awesomenod:


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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #20974981 - 12/14/14 11:31 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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starfire_xes said:

But  as I said I can no longer drink, and besides, I've got better things to do.





like making a thread about it?

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But I'd be curious if anyone knows any of these, or other, low-class dumps in Asia.  Timeless Classics... :awesomenod:





no sources for peepee rub bars in SE Asia

there's probably a rule about it somewhere

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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #20975033 - 12/14/14 11:44 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Why can't you drink anymore starfire?


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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #20975064 - 12/14/14 11:52 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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Why can't you drink anymore starfire?





If I recall correctly it's fibrosis or end-stage liver disease? Something like that.


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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #20975065 - 12/14/14 11:52 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I refuse to listen to a sober person critique bars.  Man up, go to the liquor store, and buy a bottle of scotch.


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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: fapjack]
    #20975099 - 12/14/14 12:00 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I want to have a liver left.  I have HCV, and just started a trial of 2 new drugs with Ribavirin.  It's working!!  Fuck shit, I don't feel tired all the time, my head is clear, I feel motivated, hell I'm even getting morning wood again.  been on it almost 2 weeks, and that is the point the doctor said most people notice it.

So I had HCV, the damage progressed to stage 4 cirrhosis (compensated) and I also have fatty liver disease from drinking all these years. So i don't dare take a drink, not if i want to live.  And death by liver failure is a bad way to go out.


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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #20975117 - 12/14/14 12:06 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

My supervisor hasn't drank in 22 years, I'm under the impression his colon will leak and he'll have internal bleeding somewhere, I've had one of those nights before on my 18th birthday. Didn't even remember why I woke up in the family room.

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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #20975152 - 12/14/14 12:16 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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starfire_xes said:
I want to have a liver left.  I have HCV, and just started a trial of 2 new drugs with Ribavirin.  It's working!!  Fuck shit, I don't feel tired all the time, my head is clear, I feel motivated, hell I'm even getting morning wood again.  been on it almost 2 weeks, and that is the point the doctor said most people notice it.

So I had HCV, the damage progressed to stage 4 cirrhosis (compensated) and I also have fatty liver disease from drinking all these years. So i don't dare take a drink, not if i want to live.  And death by liver failure is a bad way to go out.





My best friend died from that.  He was yellow and in agony when I said goodbye to him.  Seriously, if your liver fails do yourself a favor and shoot yourself.  Not to sound callous, but my friend died in extreme pain and it took 5 days for him to go.  Seeing an ex-vet who was probably the hardest person I ever knew go out like that was really hard on me, it still hurts to think about it.


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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: fapjack]
    #20975164 - 12/14/14 12:21 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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fapjack said:
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starfire_xes said:
I want to have a liver left.  I have HCV, and just started a trial of 2 new drugs with Ribavirin.  It's working!!  Fuck shit, I don't feel tired all the time, my head is clear, I feel motivated, hell I'm even getting morning wood again.  been on it almost 2 weeks, and that is the point the doctor said most people notice it.

So I had HCV, the damage progressed to stage 4 cirrhosis (compensated) and I also have fatty liver disease from drinking all these years. So i don't dare take a drink, not if i want to live.  And death by liver failure is a bad way to go out.





My best friend died from that.  He was yellow and in agony when I said goodbye to him.  Seriously, if your liver fails do yourself a favor and shoot yourself.  Not to sound callous, but my friend died in extreme pain and it took 5 days for him to go.  Seeing an ex-vet who was probably the hardest person I ever knew go out like that was really hard on me, it still hurts to think about it.





I'm a firm believer in euthanasia for humans because of things such as this
why are we supposed to suffer needlessly when we are allowed to put our
pets down because it's the humane thing to do

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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20975170 - 12/14/14 12:22 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Me too.  However, I think if that is the case they should leave the dilaudid tap turned on and let me see my own way out of the world.


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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20975194 - 12/14/14 12:26 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

He should not have had to suffer like that, he wasn't even conscious when I saw him.  He was rocking back and forth and his eyes showed pure terror. He wasn't going to survive with no liver, why should he have to spend the last week of his life in hell?  He should have been euthinized as soon as he went unconscious.  I know the reason why he lived 5 days with no liver was because he was a fighter and didn't want to give up on life.


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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: fapjack]
    #20975250 - 12/14/14 12:39 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

no one should have to needlessly suffer for years


I'm taking up a fund to have starfire put down so we no longer have to suffer :smirk:

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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20975254 - 12/14/14 12:40 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Gee thanks pris.  I'll put in a good word for you down below.


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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #20975291 - 12/14/14 12:51 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I was gonna split the cash and hit the bars with you. you know, get a drink
to celebrate all the new found wealth we have

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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 4
    #20975334 - 12/14/14 01:03 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

You can't say that, you are a moderator.  Its like everyday everyone on this forum cares less and less about the rules.  You are quite possibly the worst mod I've ever encountered.  I miss pnutbot, he did your job before you had a job.


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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #20975503 - 12/14/14 01:55 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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You can't say that, you are a moderator.  Its like everyday everyone on this forum cares less and less about the rules.  You are quite possibly the worst mod I've ever encountered.  I miss pnutbot, he did your job before you had a job.



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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #20976751 - 12/14/14 07:35 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Asians like ciggerettes and amphetamines.

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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #20977648 - 12/14/14 11:21 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

This thread started out depressing and then got really depressing and then got even more depressing.

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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: Moonshoe]
    #20977677 - 12/14/14 11:31 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Crappy Little Sailor Bars in the Orient.... [Re: Salomon]
    #20977679 - 12/14/14 11:33 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

^^spoiler alert


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