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nice1returns
I am the Holy Shit



Registered: 09/04/14
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Loc: miwuaki
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Nice1s Daily Misanthropy
#20974041 - 12/14/14 06:12 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Neighbour wants PC fixed...
Nice1 cannot fix PC as it is one of these shitty spastic laptops with no DVD or CD drive and has had ethernet and USB drives disabled in the BIOS
neighbour "but its smaller, it must be easier to fix" nice1 
neighbour "You fixed my friends computer why won't you fix mine?" nice1 "Look I like you, I just don't like your shitty computer"
Humanity never ceases to disgust me
Edited by nice1returns (12/14/14 06:32 AM)
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nice1returns
I am the Holy Shit



Registered: 09/04/14
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Loc: miwuaki
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Family wants Nice1 to attend dead person funeral...
Family "you have to go we have paid for sandwiches" Nice1 "what do sandwiches have to do with a death? this is blatent manipulation"
Family "you have to go, don't you care about your gran?" Nice1 "OFC I care but does she care if I don't attend? Urgh, she's dead?"
Its all bullshit and its bad for you.
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Soulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .



Registered: 07/15/12
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Nah, go to the funeral man. That's your grandmother
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nice1returns
I am the Holy Shit



Registered: 09/04/14
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Loc: miwuaki
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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: Soulidarity]
#20974055 - 12/14/14 06:21 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fuck her, shes dead
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Magenta
I care!!


Registered: 06/14/09
Posts: 20,323
Loc: The land of plenty
Last seen: 2 months, 14 days
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Quote:
nice1returns said: Family wants Nice1 to attend dead person funeral...
Family "you have to go we have paid for sandwiches" Nice1 "what do sandwiches have to do with a death? this is blatent manipulation"
Family "you have to go, don't you care about your gran?" Nice1 "OFC I care but does she care if I don't attend? Urgh, she's dead?"
Its all bullshit and its bad for you.
I can't believe you missed your Grandmas funeral just to watch the OFC on tv...
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nice1returns
I am the Holy Shit



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Loc: miwuaki
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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: Magenta]
#20974060 - 12/14/14 06:30 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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She left me £200 cheers granma
Thats 2 hookers and 2 grams of hurry up right there, she'd be proud
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plambe
Trader


Registered: 08/06/08
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Quote:
nice1returns said: Fuck her, shes dead
You maintain the proper attitude  
I think funerals are dumb, dead people should be used to feed plants from which you make food and feed your children or something more rational. Plus formaldehyde is used to preserve the dead but it kills the living. As I said dumb.
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ChasingBliss
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Registered: 11/23/13
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Loc: Los Santos
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You should go to the funeral, I hear there's gonna be free sandwiches.
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



Registered: 11/07/03
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Good prices
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Magenta
I care!!


Registered: 06/14/09
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Quote:
nice1returns said: She left me £200 cheers granma
Imagine the amount of sandwiches you can buy with that.
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nice1returns
I am the Holy Shit



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Loc: miwuaki
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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: Magenta]
#20974096 - 12/14/14 06:58 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can buy 100 assorted sandwiches
I prefer the coke n whores tho
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Yeah I mean who ever said "when I hit it big, I'm gonna have lots of sandwiches"?
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ChasingBliss
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Have coke AND sandwiches. Gotta dream big.
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Magenta
I care!!


Registered: 06/14/09
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Fuck coke; generic cola taste much better and it's cheaper.
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nice1returns
I am the Holy Shit



Registered: 09/04/14
Posts: 2,303
Loc: miwuaki
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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: Magenta]
#20974154 - 12/14/14 07:34 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Are the deceased up there, in some high school musical, caring about who gave a fuck about them the most?

Us humans are fuckin retarded
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Beanhead
IS IRONIC PARADOX


Registered: 10/11/08
Posts: 17,257
Loc: Geospatial inversion.
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Quote:
nice1returns said: Neighbour wants PC fixed...
Nice1 cannot fix PC as it is one of these shitty spastic laptops with no DVD or CD drive and has had ethernet and USB drives disabled in the BIOS
neighbour "but its smaller, it must be easier to fix" nice1 
neighbour "You fixed my friends computer why won't you fix mine?" nice1 "Look I like you, I just don't like your shitty computer"
Humanity never ceases to disgust me 
you're not nice1 untill you have a turd as ava.
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nice1returns
I am the Holy Shit



Registered: 09/04/14
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Loc: miwuaki
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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanthropy [Re: Beanhead]
#20974328 - 12/14/14 08:44 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Thanks bean breath
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Beanhead
IS IRONIC PARADOX


Registered: 10/11/08
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how you been ?
I feel your pain, modding/soldering different PSP's and checking out custom firmware and then people whine when a certain emulated game doesn't work.
i'm like it's fucking 333mhz 
For every person you help, two more will spring up needing assistance.
Edited by Beanhead (12/14/14 08:46 AM)
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nice1returns
I am the Holy Shit



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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanthropy [Re: Beanhead]
#20974399 - 12/14/14 09:09 AM (9 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im OK TY dood, how are you?
The polish are helping my alcholoism
ya exactly, people will walk all over u I need to tell these dudes to fuck off
Im too nice, i try to help it always backfires
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