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Invisiblenice1returns
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Nice1s Daily Misanthropy
    #20974041 - 12/14/14 06:12 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Neighbour wants PC fixed...

Nice1 cannot fix PC as it is one of these shitty spastic laptops with no DVD or CD drive and has had ethernet and USB drives disabled in the BIOS

neighbour "but its smaller, it must be easier to fix"
nice1 :facepalm:

neighbour "You fixed my friends computer why won't you fix mine?"
nice1 "Look I like you, I just don't like your shitty computer"

Humanity never ceases to disgust me  :kingcrankey:

Edited by nice1returns (12/14/14 06:32 AM)

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Invisiblenice1returns
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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: nice1returns]
    #20974049 - 12/14/14 06:16 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Family wants Nice1 to attend dead person funeral...

Family "you have to go we have paid for sandwiches"
Nice1 "what do sandwiches have to do with a death? this is blatent manipulation"

Family "you have to go, don't you care about your gran?"
Nice1 "OFC I care but does she care if I don't attend?  Urgh, she's dead?"


Its all bullshit and its bad for you.

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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: nice1returns]
    #20974052 - 12/14/14 06:19 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Nah, go to the funeral man. That's your grandmother :kingcrankey:


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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: Soulidarity]
    #20974055 - 12/14/14 06:21 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck her, shes dead

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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: nice1returns]
    #20974059 - 12/14/14 06:26 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

nice1returns said:
Family wants Nice1 to attend dead person funeral...

Family "you have to go we have paid for sandwiches"
Nice1 "what do sandwiches have to do with a death? this is blatent manipulation"

Family "you have to go, don't you care about your gran?"
Nice1 "OFC I care but does she care if I don't attend?  Urgh, she's dead?"


Its all bullshit and its bad for you.




I can't believe you missed your Grandmas funeral just to watch the OFC on tv...


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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: Magenta]
    #20974060 - 12/14/14 06:30 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

She left me £200 cheers granma

Thats 2 hookers and 2 grams of hurry up right there, she'd be proud

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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: nice1returns] * 3
    #20974070 - 12/14/14 06:43 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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nice1returns said:
Fuck her, shes dead



You maintain the proper attitude :yesnod::thumbup:

I think funerals are dumb, dead people should be used to feed plants from which you make food and feed your children or something more rational. Plus formaldehyde is used to preserve the dead but it kills the living. As I said dumb.


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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #20974072 - 12/14/14 06:45 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:

You should go to the funeral, I hear there's gonna be free sandwiches.


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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #20974073 - 12/14/14 06:45 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Good prices


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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #20974086 - 12/14/14 06:51 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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nice1returns said:
She left me £200 cheers granma




Imagine the amount of sandwiches you can buy with that.


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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: Magenta]
    #20974096 - 12/14/14 06:58 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I can buy 100 assorted sandwiches

I prefer the coke n whores tho

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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #20974097 - 12/14/14 06:59 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I mean who ever said "when I hit it big, I'm gonna have lots of sandwiches"?


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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #20974106 - 12/14/14 07:05 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Have coke AND sandwiches. Gotta dream big.


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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: nice1returns]
    #20974113 - 12/14/14 07:08 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck coke; generic cola taste much better and it's cheaper.


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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanphropy [Re: Magenta]
    #20974154 - 12/14/14 07:34 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Are the deceased up there, in some high school musical, caring about who gave a fuck about them the most?

:rofl:

Us humans are fuckin retarded

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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanthropy [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #20974301 - 12/14/14 08:37 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

nice1returns said:
Neighbour wants PC fixed...

Nice1 cannot fix PC as it is one of these shitty spastic laptops with no DVD or CD drive and has had ethernet and USB drives disabled in the BIOS

neighbour "but its smaller, it must be easier to fix"
nice1 :facepalm:

neighbour "You fixed my friends computer why won't you fix mine?"
nice1 "Look I like you, I just don't like your shitty computer"

Humanity never ceases to disgust me  :kingcrankey:




you're not nice1 untill you have a turd as ava. :snub:

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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanthropy [Re: Beanhead]
    #20974328 - 12/14/14 08:44 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks bean breath

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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanthropy [Re: nice1returns]
    #20974337 - 12/14/14 08:45 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

how you been :smile:?

I feel your pain, modding/soldering different PSP's and checking out custom firmware and then people whine when a certain emulated game doesn't work.

i'm like it's fucking 333mhz :facepalm:

For every person you help, two more will spring up needing assistance.

Edited by Beanhead (12/14/14 08:46 AM)

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Re: Nice1s Daily Misanthropy [Re: Beanhead]
    #20974399 - 12/14/14 09:09 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Im OK TY dood,
how are you?

The polish are helping
my alcholoism

ya exactly, people will walk all over u
I need to tell these dudes to fuck off

Im too nice, i try to help
it always backfires :kingcrankey:

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