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OfflineWierdc
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liquor stores explained
    #20950120 - 12/08/14 10:54 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

top shelf liquor is for your rich high Fluty drunk

bottom shelf is for your poor old wino drunk who has to crawl in.

the middle is reserved for us average joes who stagger in and buy the first bottle at arms length reach. 

any questions?

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Re: liquor stores explained [Re: Wierdc]
    #20950355 - 12/08/14 11:56 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: liquor stores explained [Re: Sheekle]
    #20950421 - 12/09/14 12:17 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Sheekle has a 3rd nipple he showed me


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Re: liquor stores explained [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #20950427 - 12/09/14 12:19 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

That way it's much easier for the average joe drunks to knock over the top shelf over priced shit and buy everything. Likewise, it's easier for the bottom shelf crawlers to hit their heads on wonky middle shelves and knock everything over.

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Re: liquor stores explained [Re: Sheekle]
    #20950497 - 12/09/14 12:40 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Re: liquor stores explained [Re: PatrickKn]
    #20950703 - 12/09/14 02:24 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
That way it's much easier for the average joe drunks to knock over the top shelf over priced shit and buy everything. Likewise, it's easier for the bottom shelf crawlers to hit their heads on wonky middle shelves and knock everything over.




Insurance pays for everything man. Then they gotta make more alch to replace it, and it stimulates the economy. And who said that the poor winos never contributed anything?

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Re: liquor stores explained [Re: underfliptown]
    #20950731 - 12/09/14 02:37 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I usually just piss in the corner of them and steal all the high prices liquor. Any questions?


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