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OfflineVillage-idiot
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What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in?
    #20942354 - 12/07/14 01:55 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

My most dangerous situation was when I was walking from a party and  there was a gang fight in front of me and another group started shooting right in font of the fighting group and a bullet whizzed pass my head, I ran away scared shitless lol.

What about you shroomery?

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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: Village-idiot]
    #20942361 - 12/07/14 01:56 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

The other day I was running up the stairs and I fell over and like 2 seconds later I realized the fork I was carrying missed my eye by about 1 inch.

Another time someone threw a knife at me and missed my throat by little enough to cut my shirt (didn't get my skin though)


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: CodeLion]
    #20942380 - 12/07/14 02:01 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Near misses on my crotch rocket, people tailgating me on it like 1 foot away in their cars while i'm going 85. scary...


Ehhh.... nearly have been shot out in the woods when my friends dad was unloading on the hill we were behind with his pistol for target practice. we just hit the deck.

Other than that, not a whole lot.


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: CodeLion]
    #20942385 - 12/07/14 02:02 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I'd say trailriding. Spent too long out and the sun started going down. Headed down a steep hill and nailed a large root. Went flying easily 15' in the air and landed in a rut flat on my stomach. I thought i was going to die. Id say most times i feared for my life i was on a dirt bike or mountain bike.

Other than the time i thought a bear was going to maul me, or when i came up on a cougar on my way to check my plants. Or walking down a country sideroad in the middle of the night with a coyote pack yipping and scurrying along side the road.

Or maybe the time i almost stepped on a rattlesnake wearing flip flops.

Hit my face off a tree while skiing.

I could keep going.

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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: CodeLion]
    #20942394 - 12/07/14 02:04 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I had to repo my house from a sociopathic drug dealer with guns n pit bulls..

Dogs were gone luckily and I caught him by surprise when I ran up in the house to kick his ass nd tell him to gtfo

Knocked him out and there was a fully loaded .40 in his pocket..
Probably would have died if everything didn't go so perfectly.


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #20942422 - 12/07/14 02:10 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

drive by shooting in front of me, a little while after that on my way home from the store while trying to cross the street to my house a huge black suv almost careened into me and my roommate stopped, and four guys got out running, had no idea wtf was going on until the place was swarming with cops on foot and a swat van. Total deer in headlights.

stabbing infront of me.

robbed at gun point.

dragged upside several hundred feet after falling off a horse because my foot got tangled
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trampled at 5 by a horse.

spinning out of control on the turn pike and 360'ing multiple times during rush hour, somehow managing to dodge all moving objects on the highway before crashing backwards into the median and getting dragged another 50-100 feet or so. didn't hit another car. no one hurt. my car drove away fine, but I called 911 out of panic and the cop wrote me a bullshit citation for 'not staying in my lane'. Apparently that is not actually a law or thing they can cite in this state, but people don't usually fight it and I just payed the 150.

those are the most harrowing ones where I actually could've plausibly died, I think. The guy who got stabbed was stabbed 4 times from behind at random because some dude wanted his cash so it makes me wonder about my positioning that day, though the guy who got stabbed did survive.


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I'd say trailriding. Spent too long out and the sun started going down. Headed down a steep hill and nailed a large root. Went flying easily 15' in the air and landed in a rut flat on my stomach. I thought i was going to die. Id say most times i feared for my life i was on a dirt bike or mountain bike.

Other than the time i thought a bear was going to maul me, or when i came up on a cougar on my way to check my plants. Or walking down a country sideroad in the middle of the night with a coyote pack yipping and scurrying along side the road.

Or maybe the time i almost stepped on a rattlesnake wearing flip flops.

Hit my face off a tree while skiing.

I could keep going.







Mountain lions scare the shit out of me.
Apparently there seems to be a couple hundred sightings from various credible sources throughout PA(I thought it was western PA but a couple of my friends who live in the boondocks in eastern-ish pa said that there was a mountain lion in the area, and they seem to be re-emerging in the east.

I mean that's aweseome if they are expanding to their former range.
But terrifying to think that they see you much more than you probably see them.
The woods here scare me way more than they should, I like to go out there but living out there in the silence and the darkness at night makes me all anxious.

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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: Village-idiot]
    #20942433 - 12/07/14 02:12 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Buying drugs in the projects when someone tried to rob me for $500, I didn't give him the money and he shot me in the back.  Almost died, bullet would have gone 1 inch to right I'd be paralyzed 1 inch to the left I'd be dead.  He didn't get my money though.


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: Village-idiot]
    #20942514 - 12/07/14 02:28 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

life

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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20942604 - 12/07/14 02:44 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

We got surrounded by 5 car loads of people once,

Also hanging out with a group of people we just met in the city while a drug deal was being organised, and those guys later winded up trying to rob and kidnap my friends who were in the car. Everything spiralled out of control so quickly


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #20942608 - 12/07/14 02:46 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Passed out on the sidewalk in downtown Detroit for an hour and a half during Dally In the Ally.


Fuckin Jameson. :lol:


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: 28064212]
    #20942694 - 12/07/14 03:00 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Growing up on east side in Baltimore. Been shot at, jumped, robbed, hit with a car, pistol whipped, and stabbed. More sliced, but yeah. I'm white though. Not the color to be in that neighborhood.


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: Village-idiot]
    #20942803 - 12/07/14 03:22 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I was 16 high as fuck then 2 rabid dogs were  chasing me :lol:


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: 28064212] * 2
    #20942923 - 12/07/14 03:44 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I was caught between gunfire outside a String Cheese Incident show years ago.
Two or Three people ended up getting killed. Had some dude ask me for a ride to the hospital who got hit in the stomach.


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: LySergic D]
    #20942930 - 12/07/14 03:45 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Any idea what the shooting was over?


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: 28064212]
    #20943025 - 12/07/14 04:03 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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28064212 said:
Passed out on the sidewalk in downtown Detroit for an hour and a half during Dally In the Ally.


Fuckin Jameson. :lol:





:lol: Was skimming the thread and this one registered as "Passed out on the sidewalk in downtown Detroit for an hour and a half during a dally in the alley fucking Jamieson" Yikes. Jamieson musta been one hell of a lay.


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: fapjack]
    #20943060 - 12/07/14 04:13 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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Any idea what the shooting was over?



All i know is that it was gang related.
People shooting guns from cars. People shooting from the sidewalks.
Gunfire coming from 3 different directions.


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: LySergic D] * 2
    #20943076 - 12/07/14 04:17 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

One time I wandered outside the gated community without a security escort a man asked me for change. I gave him a quarter but quickly walked away as his demeanor made me uncomfortable.


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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #20943096 - 12/07/14 04:21 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Cancer

Twice


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: Village-idiot]
    #20943183 - 12/07/14 04:38 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

It was less than an hour before aircraft from here would join others from around the world. And we would be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word had a new meaning for all of us that day.

We couldn't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We were united in our common interests.

Perhaps it was fate that it was the 4th of July, and we were once again fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

We were fighting for our right to live, to exist.

We won the day, and the 4th of July was no longer known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!"










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Re: What's the most dangerous situation you ever been in? [Re: shadyy]
    #20943278 - 12/07/14 04:55 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

House was robbed by two armed men. They left when I yelled that I would shoot if I saw them. Ended up coming back 5 minutes later and I fired a warning shot and ran them off.

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