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OfflineMacey Howard
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Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole.
    #20941731 - 12/07/14 11:30 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I'm on the interstate driving with my mom leaving IKEA. Almost everyone knows going to ikea is a pain in the ass!  My feets was screamin'!!!

We needed to go to the grocery store so I stayed far right to make the exit in 5 miles or so. This lady in a new suburban cuts across 3 lanes and comes less than a car length in front of me. Then has the nerves to tap her brakes to make me back off her bumper.

Honey please, I have a Dodge Challenger. I decided to whip up beside her and correctly signal and get in front of her. Well ahead of her. I could see her gesturing in the car. I didn't cut her off.

My mom just sat there and mumbled something. I get off the exit ramp and guess who's front tires are sitting in the back seat of my car??  Stupid suburban lady. I drive to the grocery store- she's right behind me. WTF?

I park and she circles around and parks. I pay her no mind and we go into whole foods.  We are well into our shopping and this kid runs down the aisle and slids on his knees across the wax floor. Knocking over some items. All in our way. We stand there waiting for him to get the hell out of our way. Nathan!!?!  His mom was next aisle. She came over and stopped. Whoopty doo it's that bitch from the hwy. she just stared at me as I walked past her. Whatever.

So I'm in the meat section trying to get a whole salmon, Nathan decides to yank my cart and run off with it. Did I mention my purse was in the kiddie seat? What a little fucktard. His mom then emerges from one of the aisles and as he runs up to her he said: Oh this isn't your cart! She starts yelling at him and saw me walking up. I could tell she was scare but I didn't say anything. I casually took my purse and cart and walked off.

Then she followed me and kept trying to talk to me. Wtf?
I decided to be nice. She said. Sorry, you know kids. I just said MmmHmm.
My mom was remarkably silent! Said I handled it like I was supposed to.

Really tho, I wanted to man-slap that bitch into a 360 tumble. 

Ugh I'm so restricted from doing fucked up shit now.


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Edited by Macey Howard (12/07/14 11:33 AM)

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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: Macey Howard] * 2
    #20941755 - 12/07/14 11:36 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)



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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.

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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #20941794 - 12/07/14 11:46 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JesusIsLord said:




Didn't that guy shoot up his school because women thought he was weird?


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You ain't got half of what you thought you had
Rock you baby to and fro
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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: LySergic D]
    #20941801 - 12/07/14 11:47 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

His daddy was a director or producer and he thought he was entitled to the pussy he couldnt have.

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OfflineShiVersblood
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #20941846 - 12/07/14 12:01 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

He should have spent more time on plentyoffish.com.

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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #20941852 - 12/07/14 12:03 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, lots of sluts on there.

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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #20941859 - 12/07/14 12:06 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

That guy is good looking lol


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InvisibleVivaLaMushie
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20941865 - 12/07/14 12:07 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I would've punched that little kid in the back of the head.


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OfflineShiVersblood
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20941869 - 12/07/14 12:09 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Women are the opposite of men, men go after a girl because of looks, but females care more about personality or financial stability. But he was still really young so those girls werent at the age to be careing about if the guy would be financially dependable, and they disliked his persoanlity. he should have worked on fine tuning his alpha male flirt strategy.

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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20941874 - 12/07/14 12:09 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Moe Howard said:
Honey please, I have a Dodge Challenger.





:rofl2:

good luck with that

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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #20941879 - 12/07/14 12:10 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I personally would have cheese whipped his little maniac ass but noOOOooo if you even look at a kid wrong you go to jail now.


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InvisibleVivaLaMushie
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20941884 - 12/07/14 12:11 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I haven't heard of anyone going to jail for looking at a kid wrong.


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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20941885 - 12/07/14 12:11 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Moe Howard said:
I personally would have cheese whipped his little maniac ass but noOOOooo if you even look at a kid wrong you go to jail now.





it's OK to fart on them though because you arent actually looking at them

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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #20941892 - 12/07/14 12:12 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
I haven't heard of anyone going to jail for looking at a kid wrong.





there's other solutions

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-best-revenge-story-ever-this-man-is-a-god

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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20941921 - 12/07/14 12:17 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Took the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart. :rofl:

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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20941950 - 12/07/14 12:24 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
I haven't heard of anyone going to jail for looking at a kid wrong.





there's other solutions

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-best-revenge-story-ever-this-man-is-a-god



:rofl:

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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: Trophy to this lady for being a total buthole. [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #20942012 - 12/07/14 12:39 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Hahhahahaa


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