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OfflineMacey Howard
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Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway
    #20936155 - 12/06/14 03:04 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Many people here probably own a home and know that homeownership is a big responsibility. Sometimes can be a pain in the pocket book especially if the owner is a single person who can't fix anything on their own.
Many of my friends just can't fix anything or don't even try. I'm sure you all have friends like this.

Last night around 11 pm there must have been a party on my nightstand because my phone was dancing on it. I was in the realm of sleep where you're just barely conscious and ambient noises are transferred into your dreams. Bzzzzzzzzz. Bzzzz. Bzzzzzzz---oh, WTF!!!!!!

Iphone with charge cord plugged in is now at the edge of the night stand about to go down. I speak in the air: "Hey, Siri...(dingle)....read messages". You have 8 text messages. She starts reading.

Rats! They got into the attic.
They are too big for the glue traps.
They got out of them.
I can't sleep.
They are making noises.
You awake?
Sorry if I'm bothering you.
Do you have any poison?

At this point I wish she would have just called me. So I call. And don't even say hello. I just asked if she wanted me to come over. So I did. I get there and she is over apologetic. I walk in and trip trying not to step on her cat........ Cat?!? Really?
I don't own cats but don't cats kill rats? Maybe not. Maybe not safe because of diseases- whatever it's now 12:05am.

"Want some coffee?" She asks.
Let's pause on that for a second.
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"
"
Let's resume.

I go into the attic and shit me raw, there were black grains of rice all over the place. The LED flashlight on my phone lit up the whole attic. I can't see how they are getting in. I step on s rat trap that was set.

SNAP!

Let's just say that I used my old voice when I screamed. She came up into the attic and asked if I was ok. Looked at my Micheal Jackson style Kung fu house slipper and saw the trap, pac-manning the front of my foot. She got it off but not before letting it slip and closing on my foot again. I almost beat her ass.

I told her to go cook some bacon so we can load up some sponges with bacon grease and use on traps. She got to work. I got some trash bag twist ties and cut up a sponge she had. She munched on bacon as I tied the sponges now soaked in hog juice on the rat trap bait trigger and told her to set them up. We did (5). 

Told her I would come back later when light to find where they are getting in.

Drove home. Left shoes outside. No rat poop in my house.
Washed hands
Went to bed
2:15am. Message. "I heard s snap"
I texted back " I'm sleeping"

Now it's 503am and I can't sleep.

I think this time I'm going to extort weed out of her to fix this problem.

Owning a house is a pain in the ass


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Edited by Macey Howard (12/06/14 03:11 AM)

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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20936159 - 12/06/14 03:09 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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Edited by Johnny Depp (12/20/14 03:44 AM)

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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: Johnny Depp]
    #20936167 - 12/06/14 03:18 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Yes. I've never heard of attic rats but learned it's pretty common in some older houses.


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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20936402 - 12/06/14 06:03 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

My kitties catch a couple every week :awesome:


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OfflineTGS
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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: twighead]
    #20936407 - 12/06/14 06:08 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I fought that one for a while. Never really beat it till I did a renovation and rebuilt the back of the house. They had stashed pounds of walnut shells and other shit in the attic.

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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: TGS]
    #20936500 - 12/06/14 07:10 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

THE TRAPS WERE LOADED WITH RATS THIS MORNING. ONE TRAP HAD 2!
I found where they were getting in. Chewed a corner or a roof pitch. Stuffed rolled stucco lathing in it.

She needs to get herself a man.


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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20936685 - 12/06/14 08:30 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

The only time my house has ever been rodent free (even with excessive trapping and cats) was when a weasel decided to shack up with me for a winter. Absolutely zero rodents.  I kept putting food out for him to try and get him to stay around but as soon as spring came he was on his way.

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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: Greenfish]
    #20937217 - 12/06/14 10:45 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Greenfish said:
The only time my house has ever been rodent free (even with excessive trapping and cats) was when a weasel decided to shack up with me for a winter. Absolutely zero rodents.  I kept putting food out for him to try and get him to stay around but as soon as spring came he was on his way.




Whoas!
I'm going to have to get her one of those. They are mean though.
How about a ferret?


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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20937225 - 12/06/14 10:46 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Weasels aren't mean, they're cute! Cute things aren't ever mean.


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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: twighead]
    #20938633 - 12/06/14 04:49 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Aww I love your name!!


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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20938642 - 12/06/14 04:51 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I would post pics of the trapped rats, but out of respect for the animal lovers, it would not be a fancy idea
unless you want me too,


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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: Macey Howard]
    #20938841 - 12/06/14 05:34 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Squirrels got in the shed and ate the gas cap and the starter cord for the lawn mower. :facepalm:



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Re: Roof rats and the never ending quest to seal up every entryway [Re: koods]
    #20940708 - 12/07/14 02:33 AM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Tree rats are the worst.

They ate a hole in my siding and got into my attic

I saw some YouTube vids of home made catapults the launch the squirrels so far away. It was like squirrels in space.


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