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InvisibleSwami
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The Return of Swami
    #2089611 - 11/10/03 04:16 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Demonic forces attempted (but failed) to keep me away. All great heroes must have a worthy protagonist.

Spent a day or two partying with sclorch sans philsophic discussion was pretty cool. He and his buds made me feel welcome in the Sunshine State.

I actually "won" an old Swami Challenge when a foxy, aspiring musician at a bar where sclorch's friend was performing, gave me two professional CDs that she recorded after reciting a long sales pitch as how she had spent $20K in recording and publishing costs and as to why I should buy them, which I did. She then stated that "she could not possibly take my money" (which happened to be EXACTLY $10 - check the archives for the relevant Swami Challenge about making stuff happen) and also gave away CDs to sclorch and friends as well just cuz they knew the mighty Swam.

A great deal of my shamanic energy was spent in keeping the California fires away from evolving's house. That was quite draining; even for me.

I missed all of you and can hardly wait to give and receive a few wacks in the head.


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Invisiblespud
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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2089621 - 11/10/03 04:19 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

its about fucking time. you leaving was the only reason i left, this place went to hell today. lol its weird that you return today because i just made a post about me returning here today to try to instill some logic in this logicaly deprived place.


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: spud]
    #2089654 - 11/10/03 04:25 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Welcome back, you fucker! :grin:

You have no idea how many times I have been going through threads and have always came acrossed something that made me say "If only Swami were here.... " Hell, sometimes I would even take your place and jump all over 'em.

Its great to your presence felt once again! Have fun posting and continuing the spread and reforming of ideas... We are all better for it. :grin:
Peace.


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:


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InvisibleEvolving
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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2089658 - 11/10/03 04:26 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Welcome back Swami. Oh, thanks for stopping those fires, if it wasn't for you, thousands of firefighters, cooler weather, precipitation and my magic slippers, who knows what would have happened


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2089671 - 11/10/03 04:31 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Welcome back, Swam.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Evolving]
    #2089674 - 11/10/03 04:32 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Who precipitated the precipitation and cooler weather?

Who mesmerized the firefighters into sacrificing their lives?

Who put the magic in dem slippers?

And most importantly... who put the Bop in the Bop-shoo-bop? (Don't worry kids - before your time.)

You think those things JUST happened? *raises eyebrows* OK buddy - next time I will let "nature" take its course.


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2089704 - 11/10/03 04:44 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

*fireworks_god sacrifices a goat in celebration of Swami's return*
:devil: Nothing like the smell of a sacrifice in the evening... :grin:

All Hail Baal! All Hail Baal!
Peace.


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2089706 - 11/10/03 04:45 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Welcome back old buddy  :laugh: 


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2089707 - 11/10/03 04:46 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Many moons away and seems I missed very little. Glad that you took over in my absence, young grasshopper.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Shroomism]
    #2089719 - 11/10/03 04:48 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Shroomditty, good to see you old friend. I admire your perserverance in promoting the 12th planet. Will still accept an oz of good bud in lieu of the $20k that you owe me...


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2089729 - 11/10/03 04:52 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

So what with these paper mached sculptures of people that i heard rumors about....? Hmmmmm?


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Zero7a1]
    #2089736 - 11/10/03 04:53 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

They are used in voodoo rituals.


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2089749 - 11/10/03 04:57 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
Many moons away and seems I missed very little. Glad that you took over in my absence, young grasshopper.




On reflection, I see myself as being sort of the neutral ground between Shroomism and Swami. Sort of like 50/50% or something... yes? no?

Just sort of occured to me... How I come acrossed to all of you might be completely different...
Peace.


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:


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InvisibleZero7a1
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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2089757 - 11/10/03 04:59 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

O i thought you really had a creative side there for a second... DAMN! your lackies have fooled me again... "sigh"


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2089786 - 11/10/03 05:09 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Go do your job! I read to much bullshit this month.......  :wink: :tongue: :cool: 


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Annom]
    #2089830 - 11/10/03 05:32 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

weeeeeee!


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2089867 - 11/10/03 05:48 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

On reflection, I see myself as being sort of the neutral ground between Shroomism and Swami. Sort of like 50/50% or something... yes? no?



Interesting. That's kind of how I feel, too.


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: silversoul7]
    #2089888 - 11/10/03 05:57 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Neutrality is good


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2090019 - 11/10/03 06:43 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

I'm not sure about the bop.... but I think I met the Mann who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.


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Re: The Return of Swami [Re: Swami]
    #2090589 - 11/10/03 10:15 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

Welcome back man ! Long time no see, time to light up another joint to celebrate  :spliff:
People start thinking you were David Blaine, hanging inside a box right over the river, no contact :grin:
Well, i hope everything is ok with you.

MAIA


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Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
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