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Shroomism
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Where all your missing socks are
#2068094 - 11/03/03 01:42 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not in some parallel universe... or alternate dimension...
The dryer eats them
No seriously.. when I was doing construction/demolition.. we were stripping these old townhouses and rebuilding them.. well one day we were fucking around and busted apart a dryer.. I swear to god the whole inside of that thing was full of socks. none of them match either.. it seems the dryer only eats odd socks.
One guy was complaining that his dryer stopped working.. we opened up the back and it was PACKED with socks.. I mean so many socks the spinny thing couldn't even move.
How do they get there? I don't fucking know.. there aren't any apparent holes big enough for socks to get through.. but somehow they do.. it seems there is some kind of sock magnet built into all dryers.. it must be a conspiracy between the sock and dryer companies
Since this discovery every single dryer I have looked inside has had socks in them. (Not in the tub that dries.. inside the actual machine behind the tub)
So if you were wondering where all your missing socks are...now you know.
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: Shroomism]
#2068099 - 11/03/03 01:44 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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GabbaDj
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: Shroomism]
#2068103 - 11/03/03 01:46 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Its all fun and games till socks start to eat dryers.
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Papaver
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: Shroomism]
#2068521 - 11/03/03 05:59 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomism
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: Papaver]
#2068548 - 11/03/03 06:12 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes, it is shocking.. but very true
The attack of the dryers!!
There is some sort of sock conspiracy..
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DoctorJ
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: Shroomism]
#2068569 - 11/03/03 06:23 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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what if the anti-sock and drier people planted all those socks for you to find, in order to mold you into a puppet for their agenda?
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iamhimheisme
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: DoctorJ]
#2068640 - 11/03/03 06:59 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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i always thought it was sock and underwear gnomes. i suppose thats just kiddie stuff though and like santa, the easter bunny, and jesus, you've gotta grow up and accept that they dont exist.
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h20warriorgirl
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: iamhimheisme]
#2068863 - 11/03/03 08:44 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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i swear by the machine eating socks.........
always happens to me........ i thought i was the only one...... and to think you actually hang on to the matching sock for ever like you will find it .....YOU NEVER FIND IT... lmao
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iamhimheisme
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: h20warriorgirl]
#2068983 - 11/03/03 09:46 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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hey, now you can find it, just open up the dryer
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Shroomism
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: iamhimheisme]
#2069367 - 11/04/03 02:07 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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careful..it might eat you too
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Shroomism
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: DoctorJ]
#2069370 - 11/04/03 02:09 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
DoctorJ said: what if the anti-sock and drier people planted all those socks for you to find, in order to mold you into a puppet for their agenda?
That's just crazytalk.. There's no way they could know every dryer I was gonna open up
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: Shroomism]
#2069431 - 11/04/03 02:39 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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maybee they put socks in all the dryers knowing that you would atleast bust open one?!
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BluMonkee
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: Shroomism]
#2070722 - 11/04/03 06:38 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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then there are the lucky ones that get rescued in time and live happily ever after in my backyard
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Shroomism
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: BluMonkee]
#2070730 - 11/04/03 06:40 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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LOL! The rest of them evolve into sock puppets and come to the Shroomery
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BluMonkee
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: Shroomism]
#2070803 - 11/04/03 06:59 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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puppets ?!?!?! at the Shroomery ?!?!?! surely you jest
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h20warriorgirl
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: BluMonkee]
#2071202 - 11/04/03 08:34 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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bluemonkee.......... ohh my god im laughing soooo freakin hard....you pic
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: Shroomism]
#2071738 - 11/04/03 11:24 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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No, it's the socks... I mean they have miserable lives... always stuffed inside a hot stinky shoe being walked on all day. What happens is they devise a plan. one sock hides in thr dryer while the other sock gets thrown in a 'sock box' behind the couch... eventually to be used as one of three things: a dust rag, a cum rag, or as an alternative when the TP runs out at a big party.
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bok
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: StonedShroom]
#2073071 - 11/05/03 11:53 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Interesting
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Shroomism
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: StonedShroom]
#2073209 - 11/05/03 12:43 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes..very interesting theory.. It would appear as if these socks have a mind of their own and the free will to implement it
/me starts envisioning Planet of the Socks, the rise and enslaving of humanity and the rebellion against the socks
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Re: Where all your missing socks are [Re: Shroomism]
#2073275 - 11/05/03 01:02 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was talking to Calbha and 3D yesterday about socks. I only have 2 pair left that actually match and like maybe 2 more pair that dont match...I'm glad to finally know what happen to them
/me goes and beats up the dryer for stealing her nice warm socks
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