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Locus
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mycopsycho]
#2899788 - 07/17/04 01:00 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh ok, lol. Well that's good Next time say that it's not real! Haha. Oh well, it was an interesting read anyway.
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mycopsycho
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Locus]
#2899798 - 07/17/04 01:09 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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next time i will. the first time i read it, it kinda scared me. very realistic story though, and some potions of this story have happened, just not all at once to the same person.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Locus]
#2946624 - 07/30/04 10:08 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Locus said: Once a friend and I were doing prank phone calls and he called some store and said, "Hello, I'm a chronic masturbator. Do you have any playboys?" And the girl was like Ewwwww! That's so disgusting!
LOL!
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Impala]
#2959832 - 08/03/04 10:29 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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i know this has been posted to death, but:
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Impala]
#2960089 - 08/03/04 12:24 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Once a day.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Impala]
#2961319 - 08/03/04 06:08 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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you know once ever couple of days, gotta let the juices flow if not youll get backed up
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: ladychemist84]
#4624208 - 09/06/05 12:30 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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hmmm first thing in the morning and right before i get up in the morning
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: jermspfan]
#4628643 - 09/07/05 01:23 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is obviously a powerful subject as it has 1464 views!
Keep the juices flowing!
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Impala]
#15998692 - 03/26/12 12:53 PM (11 years, 11 months ago) |
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hah im of the 02% that hit once a month but when your more or less chemicly castrated due to your meds that will happen... on the bright side its one less hassel
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Mindash]
#16146233 - 04/27/12 09:10 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Every morning and every night.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Dubwobble]
#16146269 - 04/27/12 09:31 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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what the fuck man, pearl diving?
Edited by thissongis (05/21/12 10:14 PM)
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punkster
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: thissongis]
#16153302 - 04/28/12 10:23 PM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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I aim to only do it once a day but as soon as im baked theres no stopping it
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: punkster]
#16164834 - 05/01/12 10:23 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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So I'm guessing the 17 people who voted never are all females.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mycopsycho] 1
#17364077 - 12/09/12 08:50 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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mycopsycho said: i voted never but it's more like once every 3-4 months. and something for every dick beater here to think about:
A friend of mine...
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Then my sister missed her period.
Even after they changed the pool water, after they sold the house and we moved to another state, after my sister's abortion, even then my folks never men?tioned it again.
Ever.
That is our invisible carrot.
put that in your hand and whack it!
Dafuq did I just read...
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Roflspammer]
#17365865 - 12/10/12 06:51 AM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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you guys are fucking your hands..
which i sometimes do too about twice a week.. whenever i feel like i need to drain some energy forces within.. haha..
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mycopsycho]
#17368517 - 12/10/12 03:29 PM (11 years, 3 months ago) |
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mycopsycho said: TL:DR; If you touch your cock or bottom bad things will happen
I read that story right after cumming. Oh the irony.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mycopsycho]
#20557958 - 09/12/14 01:35 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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wtf?! There is some very disturbing material in this thread.
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