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OfflineRoseM
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Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two.
    #20449343 - 08/20/14 05:08 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Eeeeep!


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Rose]
    #20449351 - 08/20/14 05:09 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Why?


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: ModestMouse]
    #20449356 - 08/20/14 05:10 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

For fun?


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Rose]
    #20449376 - 08/20/14 05:14 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

She does not like the fuzz!:laugh:

:sunny:Shorty:sunny:


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Shortknight]
    #20449391 - 08/20/14 05:16 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

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Shortknight said:
She does not like the fuzz!:laugh:

:sunny:Shorty:sunny:




This.


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Rose]
    #20449453 - 08/20/14 05:28 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Is this a euphemism for taking a load to the face?



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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: koods]
    #20449462 - 08/20/14 05:29 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

No, it is exactly what I said.


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Rose]
    #20449465 - 08/20/14 05:30 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

i may write a song after you, it will be called 'good bye beard'


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Hobozen]
    #20449470 - 08/20/14 05:31 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

it's not even a big deal. should be ZZZZZT'd no problem, Rose.


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Rose]
    #20449474 - 08/20/14 05:31 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Rose said:
No, it is exactly what I said.




Some of my loads could be considered lasers :shrug:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: pfxtc]
    #20449484 - 08/20/14 05:33 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

RELAX!!!


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Rose]
    #20449490 - 08/20/14 05:33 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Rose said:
RELAX!!!




I am very relaxed after.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Hobozen]
    #20449493 - 08/20/14 05:33 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

blankk said:
i may write a song after you, it will be called 'good bye beard'



Being a trans woman HURTS!


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Rose]
    #20449498 - 08/20/14 05:35 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Rose said:
RELAX!!!



DON'T DO IT


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Rose]
    #20449526 - 08/20/14 05:41 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds unpleasant.
Do you have to do it every so often or is it a one time deal?

Good luck!


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: pfxtc]
    #20449534 - 08/20/14 05:42 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
Quote:

Rose said:
RELAX!!!




I am very relaxed after.




Hit me with your laser beam.

Seriously... How did that song get so much airplay and nobody ever said "wait, that song is about sucking a dick and taking a load in the face."


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: koods]
    #20449555 - 08/20/14 05:44 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Oh good luck with the procedure rose. it's a one time deal I hope? I mean it is a permanent solution to your hairy problems?


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: koods]
    #20449575 - 08/20/14 05:48 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

5-7 times. The first one is a doozy.


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Rose]
    #20449695 - 08/20/14 06:12 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

Good luck rose


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Re: Getting my entire face zapped by a laser in an hour or two. [Re: Sheekle]
    #20449795 - 08/20/14 06:29 PM (9 years, 5 months ago)

I should get my balls lasered. Never have to trim again, and it might even include a free quasi-vasectomy. :highfive:


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