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whatsgrimace
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: koods]
#20428491 - 08/16/14 05:23 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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"yo mamma did x" "yo mamma did y" "YO MOMMA DID Z!"
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HalluciNate
Trippage! / Loving



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: whatsgrimace]
#20428534 - 08/16/14 05:36 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- We are here to assist, to teach you to evolve as we go through this process together. We give our own version of things only to bring you to a higher consciousness. No matter what situation you find yourself in, it is the power of your thoughts that got you there. It is also the impeccable belief that thought creates that will transform your experience and the planetary existence.
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Peace of Mind 1
Incel Basement Dweller


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: koods]
#20428548 - 08/16/14 05:41 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Didn't see your response till now.
Glad you're okay though, and a bigger fist is always a plus.
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koods
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Oh yeah. It's like 50% bigger now. I'm thinking about posting it as my profile pic on grindr.
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Azure Essence


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: koods]
#20428630 - 08/16/14 06:04 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL, give someone a nice fat butt knuckle
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Peace of Mind 1
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: koods]
#20428632 - 08/16/14 06:05 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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This all started because of those damn crickets
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The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Peace of Mind 1] 4
#20429875 - 08/16/14 09:16 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.' Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... we need you to kill her' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.' Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to kill his wife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow. 'Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' he said. 'I had to strangle that bitch to death'.
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The Vapor
Lost In A Tea Daze


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: The Phleg] 3
#20430087 - 08/16/14 09:54 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Simplepowa
In Pursuit of Knowledge


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: The Vapor] 4
#20430271 - 08/16/14 10:33 PM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Carl Sagan - "Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people." --- Robert Pirsig - "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." --- Brian Cox - "[One] problem with today’s world is that everyone believes they have the right to express their opinion AND have others listen to it. The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense."
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pirate-blues


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Simplepowa]
#20430750 - 08/17/14 12:28 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rocket


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: pirate-blues]
#20430775 - 08/17/14 12:36 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember Bop it hahaha
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28064212
Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Rocket]
#20430781 - 08/17/14 12:38 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bop it was bopping it big in my childhood
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Peace of Mind 1
Incel Basement Dweller


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: 28064212]
#20430787 - 08/17/14 12:39 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh man bop it, that was the shit back in the 90s. I was pretty good.
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Rocket


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Heck yeah I zoned out on that thing haha
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Peace of Mind 1
Incel Basement Dweller


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Rocket]
#20430813 - 08/17/14 12:45 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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That was like, elementary school snack time shit. Same with Pokemon blue/red
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28064212
Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Gotta catch em all
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Ribbit



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: 28064212] 2
#20430829 - 08/17/14 12:50 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Get off my lawn you stupid kids
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28064212
Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: koods]
#20430838 - 08/17/14 12:52 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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Get in my belly old man
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Peace of Mind 1
Incel Basement Dweller


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: koods]
#20430839 - 08/17/14 12:52 AM (9 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm afraid to set foot on your lawn koods, I'd probably never leave.
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28064212
Special Agent Dale Cooper




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True that
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