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Got Caught Shoplifting
    #20430209 - 08/16/14 10:23 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

So, me and my cousin went to Wal-Mart. Long story short, we ate some chicken and drank a drink without paying.

We got caught.

The cops weren't called. They took my information, told me to wait on a letter, then let me leave.

What's going to happen???


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 5
    #20430213 - 08/16/14 10:24 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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What's going to happen???



You'll get a bunch of 0 ratings for shoplifting which will punish you harder than the police ever could


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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #20430220 - 08/16/14 10:24 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

:huxleyfacepalm:
Pay for your god damn food theif


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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #20430221 - 08/16/14 10:25 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

You'll probably get an upset stomach.


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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: BabylonRuleDem] * 1
    #20430223 - 08/16/14 10:25 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Pay for your god damn food theif




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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #20430263 - 08/16/14 10:31 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
So, me and my cousin went to Wal-Mart. Long story short, we ate some chicken and drank a drink without paying.

We got caught.

The cops weren't called. They took my information, told me to wait on a letter, then let me leave.

What's going to happen???



You;ll get a letter like this one an ex from many years ago got sent to my house for some unexplainable reason (she's from FL and never even lived at my house in OH, we quit dating 15+ yrs ago)


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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: Gilgamesh18] * 1
    #20430270 - 08/16/14 10:33 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Pay for your god damn food theif







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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #20430277 - 08/16/14 10:35 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: BabylonRuleDem] * 2
    #20430278 - 08/16/14 10:35 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Pay for your god damn food theif



oh and you'll get this too

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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: D.M.T]
    #20430279 - 08/16/14 10:35 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Those are some expensive chickens & drinks.


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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: Dark_Star]
    #20430302 - 08/16/14 10:41 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Those are some expensive chickens & drinks.



:grin:

I'm not sure what the story is exactly, since she's a transient (works for the circus so is always on the road) and I have no way to get a hold of her, but

I randomly heard from her last month and told her about the letter, she said something along the lines.. her boyfriend was stealing from Wal-mart and then returning the items to get a refund because he was addicted to Spice (:ilold:) and she was with him and got caught. he was arrested and she wasn't. I looked him up, and somehow he got an assault on a police officer charge along with the theft.

apparently she has made no attempt to make a payment.. claims she doesn't know how they got my address :facepalm:

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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 2
    #20430316 - 08/16/14 10:45 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
So, me and my cousin went to Wal-Mart. Long story short, we ate some chicken and drank a drink without paying.

We got caught.

The cops weren't called. They took my information, told me to wait on a letter, then let me leave.

What's going to happen???




They will probably send you a letter offering to "settle the issue" for a fee. This is what happened to me, ages ago, when I was 17 and was caught trying to steal several hundred dollars worth of programming/dev books from Borders. If you pay this they may still take you to court, though.

I'd recommend consulting a lawyer. Or better yet, an attorney... Attorneys have passed the Bar and can represent clients in court. Lawyers can only advice. All attorneys are lawyers, but not all lawyers are attorneys.

Bad idea to steal, man. I got put on probation for a year. Never stole again. Not worth it. Especially since I'm old enough to get in big trouble for that now. You may be able to get away with that shit if you're really young, but you only get so many chances.

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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: niemandgeist]
    #20430384 - 08/16/14 11:07 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

OP I feel you..lucky you didn't go to jail..next time eat and GTFO of there..its so hard not to steal from wally world..i can go there with a thousand $$ cash in my pocket and not pay for a corn dog:lol:


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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: Sheekle]
    #20430623 - 08/16/14 11:59 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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What's going to happen???



You'll get a bunch of 0 ratings for shoplifting which will punish you harder than the police ever could




Well said. Even for you.


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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: koods]
    #20430638 - 08/17/14 12:02 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Dumb things I did as a teenager...

We took morning glory from a store one morning. We left the store and realized it was the WRONG kind. We went back in and did it again. :lol: Nowadays I would never dream of shoplifting, IDK what I was thinking.


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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #20430730 - 08/17/14 12:24 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Smoke weed and go steal a beAr


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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: 28064212]
    #20431163 - 08/17/14 02:42 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Got caught eating chicken and drinking drinks? Better call Saul!  :saulgoodman:

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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: Magicman69]
    #20431176 - 08/17/14 02:49 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

mmm chicken

god dammit

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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #20431197 - 08/17/14 03:01 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Same thing that always happens... you'll need more money hahaha

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Re: Got Caught Shoplifting [Re: Sheekle]
    #20431254 - 08/17/14 03:39 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

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Pay for your god damn food theif










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