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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427701 - 08/16/14 02:15 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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HW DO THEYY BREATHE ALL 2GETHER LIKE THT
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: shadyy]
#20427707 - 08/16/14 02:16 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods r u serious wtf did I tell u
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427712 - 08/16/14 02:17 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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They don't make any chirping noises like other crickets. But you can hear them at night eating their fallen brethren. Crunch, crunch.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427713 - 08/16/14 02:17 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I call them sprickets because they look like some demonic combination of a spider and a cricket. They infest my parent's basement every year. The best way we've found to fight them is sticky pads. Once one gets caught on the pad the others flock to cannibalize their fallen comrade and get caught in my death trap. I hate those fuckers.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Sheekle]
#20427715 - 08/16/14 02:17 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: koods r u serious wtf did I tell u
I haven't control over these things. I'm sorry.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: OregonBlueShroom]
#20427717 - 08/16/14 02:17 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should look into getting an Ethiopian exchange student.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: shadyy]
#20427719 - 08/16/14 02:18 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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shadyy said: HW DO THEYY BREATHE ALL 2GETHER LIKE THT
In unison. It's like cricket tai chi.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
#20427720 - 08/16/14 02:18 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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wow dude.. fallen brethren/fallen comrade synchronicity
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
#20427746 - 08/16/14 02:23 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would eat someone if I had to, but these guys do it for fun. I'm a slob. I'm sure they could find some crumbs or something, but they prefer to eat each other. They must taste really good.
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Edited by koods (08/16/14 02:23 PM)
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
#20427749 - 08/16/14 02:23 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I read somewhere that their defense mechanism is to jump at the perceived threat. In their natural cave habitat there would be hundreds of those fuckers so if they all jumped at their attacker it would almost certainly disorient the potential predator. Gives me chills just thinking about it.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
#20427753 - 08/16/14 02:24 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Like I said. I had the pony reaction from just one.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427773 - 08/16/14 02:27 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's it. I just had another one land on my leg. I'm going to catch a black widow and we are gonna have some fun. If I'm not back in two hours, you know what has happened.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427783 - 08/16/14 02:28 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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there's the setup...anyone??
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: shadyy]
#20427820 - 08/16/14 02:34 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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shadyy said: there's the setup...anyone??
everyone ignore this
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Sheekle]
#20427832 - 08/16/14 02:37 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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No... not a black lady whose husband died
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shadyy said: there's the setup...anyone??
everyone ignore this
Take your lovers quarrel elsewhere. This thread is for an intelligent discussion about creepy bugs that make you go "eeeek"
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427850 - 08/16/14 02:40 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: Why do the boy crickets have an ovipositor?
boy crickets do not have an ovipositor
girl crickets have an ovipositor
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427854 - 08/16/14 02:41 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I had long hair ticks would lick my brain everytime I went into the woods, they were kinda a bitch to get out sometimes
I'm surprised I never got limes disease
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Sheekle]
#20427864 - 08/16/14 02:43 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think only the really small ticks carry lime disease
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods] 1
#20427871 - 08/16/14 02:45 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I bet you scream that way when you're getting a pony too
I never got the pony I asked for.
it's a shame because your pony is out there, you just have to run through the asses until you find a real pony
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#20427873 - 08/16/14 02:45 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: Why do the boy crickets have an ovipositor?
boy crickets do not have an ovipositor
girl crickets have an ovipositor
All these camel crickets have that so called ovipositor! Are you saying my basement is a coven for lesbian crickets?
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