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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #20357843 - 07/31/14 09:31 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:  I just saw your sig akira!

haha where the fuck did I say that?  haha I must have been drunk


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #20357927 - 07/31/14 09:46 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

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TexXx said:
I'm a lonesome Dove.



you're Robert Duvall?




Fucking Americans


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Masked]
    #20357952 - 07/31/14 09:51 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

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:lol:  I just saw your sig akira!

haha where the fuck did I say that?  haha I must have been drunk



a freestyle thread that didn't take off even though it was hilarious.

rip your heart out in the forest, i mean... c'mon :lmao: because he's like a Monk with mad skills so of course he's gonna fight in the forest. :lol: rest assured.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #20357957 - 07/31/14 09:52 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

hahaha that's so awesome

:raisemyglass:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Masked]
    #20357989 - 07/31/14 09:59 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

key factors in determining the funny. (or Rap even)

1: the conjunction between in the forest and "rest assured" because it's like a forest, ok, yeah that's obvious, but so contrived that the fact of Chuck Norris it's like oh man pile on the obvious, but most people just don't think of it, it's just there is like a picture. because he's in the forest, it just makes perfect sense. plus, rest assured which like "rest assured some thing ridiculous?" and it's like "yeah, Chuck Norris ripping someone's heart out in a forest."

2: it rhymes.

i don't know why people have to make rap so complicated. take number 1's funny notion and replace it with another like ie Poverty, Race, Sadness, Discovery, A day in the life, ect...

and funny always works.

so much gayzor rap. that rap was good though. i bet you didn't even know you could rap!


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #20357994 - 07/31/14 10:00 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

haha you over analyze things just like I do.  haha I was just sitting here thinking about similar things and can't stop chuckling

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Masked]
    #20358012 - 07/31/14 10:05 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

people who rap for a living seem to make it out real fucking lame. it just shocks me, and then some when people who actually are entertaining (purelycontradictin' comes to mind) are just scoffed at and then someone posts some shit that literally... "oh it's REAL"

no it's not, it's just like every other gay... fuck it, gangster rap, REALNESS, money and hos, nah it's all out. same with politics. nah, it's all about freestyle (if one can handle it) and word play. it's poetry, set to a beat. and to those who don't know (disclaimer), a poem encompasses all the aspects of rapping, ie metre, timing, rhyme, ect

what you rap about (especially with the half-ass half-steppers that general get into the game nowadays and have no originality) doesn't matter. it's how you rap it and THEN it matters what you are saying.

rappers (lots) can't seem to make that correlation. and they are thus lameducks waiting to get fucked.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Masked]
    #20358020 - 07/31/14 10:06 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

People who come here for the funnies are getting angry.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #20358024 - 07/31/14 10:07 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

very much agreed.

I write A LOT of poetry myself.

I would never want to rap it.  It feels just "better", more "right", to try and adapt it to my guitar music


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Masked]
    #20358035 - 07/31/14 10:09 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

You could improve your musical skills if you WANTED to rap it.

Why do you think lil wayne played guitar and sung rock?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: PumpJackTeX] * 1
    #20358041 - 07/31/14 10:10 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

my musical skills are just fine thank you :smile:

Everything you just said is like:

:nojustno:

:lol:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Masked]
    #20358060 - 07/31/14 10:12 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

A black man would shake his head and not understand.

I'm on a different level.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #20358064 - 07/31/14 10:14 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

lil Wayne can get thrown into a vat of acid.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: akira_akuma]
    #20358066 - 07/31/14 10:14 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

Be one hell of a TRIP


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: The Phleg]
    #20358129 - 07/31/14 10:23 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

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It doesn't take some people that high of a dose to come the realizations this guy texting his girl had. In the right situations, a small dose of psyches will give my reality tunnel a spin.





I am well aware haha.
I'm just saying that Burke Dennings was trying to come across as hardcore or something by saying:

"I have typed that flawlessly while tripping before.  Only alcohol greatly effects my typing."

Either he has never tripped hard at all, or he's lying.


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    #20358147 - 07/31/14 10:25 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #20358362 - 07/31/14 11:14 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)

THIS THREAD STOPPED BEING FUNNY.


HEADS GON' ROLL. :kingcrankey:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: JesusIsLord] * 1
    #20358451 - 07/31/14 11:39 PM (9 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #20358570 - 08/01/14 12:31 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: JesusIsLord] * 1
    #20358658 - 08/01/14 01:07 AM (9 years, 6 months ago)

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Link link link!



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Haha I remember tripping hard and made a post on the shroomery. It was terrible



cool story bro, tell it again



Someone said "cool story bro" in the thread too

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15598184


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