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Shining Cosmos
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Euphie]
#20353465 - 07/30/14 10:42 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#20353498 - 07/30/14 10:52 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hope that works out for you man. Those things are not known for working very well. I personally wouldn't rest my future on it.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: searching]
#20353505 - 07/30/14 10:55 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's not that good of a job...
I have friends who've testified to me that it works for them. The reviews are mixed but we'll see.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#20354323 - 07/31/14 05:22 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Amazing how people can't quit smoking weed for a month to get a job, unbelievable.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
#20354361 - 07/31/14 05:40 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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If it isn't probation or where someone is watching you, strap a condom full of clean piss and scissors to your leg. Squeeze the condom around until the pee gets hot in your hand (it will) then pour the shit into the cup.
Any "detox" is suspect
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Pureless]
#20354450 - 07/31/14 06:38 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pureless said: If it isn't probation or where someone is watching you, strap a condom full of clean piss and scissors to your leg. Squeeze the condom around until the pee gets hot in your hand (it will) then pour the shit into the cup.
Any "detox" is suspect
That has a high probability to fail. Most tests will immediately test the temperature of the urine when you give it to them, if it's under 96 you instantly fail. Unlikely your hand alone is going to get it warm enough. Use a hand warmer.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
#20355079 - 07/31/14 10:42 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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peace of mind 1 said: Amazing how people can't quit smoking weed for a month to get a job, unbelievable.
Who says I can't? I went job hunting yesterday and got hired on the spot....dickhat
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#20355156 - 07/31/14 10:59 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shining Cosmos said: It's not that good of a job...
I have friends who've testified to me that it works for them. The reviews are mixed but we'll see.
The only thing those drinks do is help dilute your urine. So you might as well have just drank a big Gatorade. Dilution helps pass, but if it's too diluted then they will fail you.
Don't strap a condom full of pee to your leg. It won't get warm enough and it will probably leak out making you look like you pissed your pants. 2oz travel shampoo bottle is way better.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#20355994 - 07/31/14 02:55 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shining Cosmos said:
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peace of mind 1 said: Amazing how people can't quit smoking weed for a month to get a job, unbelievable.
Who says I can't? I went job hunting yesterday and got hired on the spot....dickhat
Good for you, you did what you're supposed to do. Want a cookie?
I don't see why you got so uptight, it takes far more energy for you to worry about passing a drug test than it does just staying away from the herb for a couple weeks. I hear this all the time, "I can stop if I had to", yet when the time to stop comes, they don't and just find ways to flush out their system. I smoke weed every day and if I had a drug test coming I'd just stop for 4 weeks. To me it just seems like way more energy is being used worrying about passing rather than just stopping and KNOWING you'll pass. Dickhat.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
#20356300 - 07/31/14 04:17 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've worked many jobs through out my life, and this particular job is the same I've had three separate times and I've never been drug tested before. Most jobs don't drug test from my experience. Your trying to limit me to a lazy stoner because I decided to apply for a new job one day, got hired on the spot, and drug tested the next day. So OBVIOUSLY I didn't have time to sober up. Pussclown.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#20356319 - 07/31/14 04:22 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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never tried to limit you to anything, I don't know what the Hell you're talking about, but from the way the post sounded, I'd of thought you knew the test was coming and decided to keep smoking anyway. All I said was if this was the case and you couldn't lay off, that would be pathetic.
Second, grow the fuck up and stop with the name calling. Just because I said your best bet is to stop smoking, you start with the childish comments.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#20356320 - 07/31/14 04:22 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah but you made the conscience the decision to go out and find a job knowing well enough that some places do applications,call backs,interviews...OOOOH and do pre employment drug screening
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
#20356397 - 07/31/14 04:34 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Obviously you can pass a drug test by ceasing drug use for a period of time...doesn't take a genius to figure out. You've had a fesicious attitude through out the topic and your original piece of advice was so obvious that it wasn't even worth posting. Really you just chimed for what? Because you assumed something about my situation that wasn't the case. Sorry if you were offended by the offensive (?) name calling. I was just trying to get you to go away, buddy. In this scenario you are the little gnat that won't go away..
I've been in the workforce for about 5 years, I've had ten different jobs and this is the first time I've been drug tested, so I've never felt compelled to sober up before job hunting
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#20356436 - 07/31/14 04:43 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I accept that but still, whether you've never been tested for a job or not, when job hunting, you should already be clean just in case. Just saying man, good to be prepared.
Just learn to convey your points in a more respectful manner, it'll help you in life. You start off good, then for some reason you just can't stop yourself from "in some way" attacking the other person, even if it is a minor insult, you just have to throw it in there. If you can't convey your points without doing these things, it's hard to take it seriously.
"The little gnat that won't go away"
I'm not here to argue, I can't say I dislike you, I don't even know you, I just got annoyed by the topic, or at least what it appeared to be.
You should have stated your particular situation in the first place, I never would have said it. Sorry man. I guess it's because I see this shit so often. How someone is getting a job, knows they have a drug test in a month, yet fuck up and end up smoking beforehand. I have no tolerance for that shit. If I misread your situation, my apologies, but the point itself still stands.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
#20356460 - 07/31/14 04:47 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well I guess if you fail and don't get the job, there's always wellfare At least you don't get drug tested for that........
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
#20356479 - 07/31/14 04:53 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I have some bad influences around me. It's hard for me to not be dick sometimes. Sorry, that got way more out of hand than it shouldve.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#20356727 - 07/31/14 05:48 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Drink a ton of water before you go. Make sure you piss at least three times before going in. Never give the first pee of the day, and when you go in never give the first or last part of the piss. You're going to want to piss a little first, THEN fill the cup, then finish pissing. If you're paranoid about your piss looking too clear take a b-vitamin.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: whatsgrimace]
#20356749 - 07/31/14 05:53 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I already took it. I peed all day. It was super yellow...just waiting to hear on results...
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#20403602 - 08/11/14 01:05 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Passed my test and another for a second job bitchezzzz
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#20403610 - 08/11/14 01:06 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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good stuff
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Edited by BlindEye (08/11/14 01:06 PM)
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