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PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow
    #20352067 - 07/30/14 07:18 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

Is there anyway I can test negative for marijuana less than 24 hours from now? I know there are detoxes out there. Does anyone know any names?

Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20352070 - 07/30/14 07:19 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

That sucks.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: pfxtc]
    #20352079 - 07/30/14 07:20 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

1: Walk into any head shop
2: Buy fake pee
3: ??????????
4: Profit


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos] * 5
    #20352091 - 07/30/14 07:21 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

Just unsmoke the weed


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: SARAtonin]
    #20352094 - 07/30/14 07:22 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

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1: Walk into any head shop
2: Buy fake pee
3: ??????????
4: Profit




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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Floydseamus]
    #20352124 - 07/30/14 07:29 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

This always cracks me up.
Ways to pass UA = Don't use or
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Oral]
    #20352133 - 07/30/14 07:31 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

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Just unsmoke the weed




this made me laugh really fucking hard


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: SARAtonin]
    #20352137 - 07/30/14 07:32 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

Don't worry, you can pass. You'll have to either buy synthetic urine (quick fix 2.0) at a head shop or get someone's urine who you know is clean and store it in a freezer until you go to take the test.  This will only work if its for a job. They won't watch you pee for a job and there is almost no security so it's super easy to sneak in. 

Basically you just sneak it in there in your underwear and make sure it's between 90-100 degrees when you pour it in the cup. Synthetic urine will have directions for how to heat it up. For real urine just run the container under hot water for a couple minutes until it is completely heated. Test with thermometer if you want. Then put the urine in a small travel shampoo bottle and wrap with icy hot or other brand heating pads.  Put it in some tight underwear and go pass the test. I have monitored the temperature using this method and will stay in passing temperature for 5 hours easily, probably longer.

Go get the job and never sweat the piss detectives again.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: SARAtonin]
    #20352170 - 07/30/14 07:37 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

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1: Walk into any head shop
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: berdinwall]
    #20352417 - 07/30/14 08:30 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

I hate to say it, but I think you might be fucked. Unless its for a job test, than you could probably get away with synthetic urine.

But if it's for probation or whatever, I think you're out of luck.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: thedeadwalkk]
    #20352420 - 07/30/14 08:31 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

And for lab tests that can detect synthetic urine....
http://www.urinetheclear.com/

Expensive as fawk (the price has actually gone up since I last used it..) but guaranteed clean, same stuff they use to calibrate the testing machines, and some lab tests can detect synthetic urine now. I've used it twice.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shroomism]
    #20352432 - 07/30/14 08:33 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

What the fuck?

That almost seems like a joke


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: thedeadwalkk]
    #20352436 - 07/30/14 08:34 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

How so? It's not a joke. I've used it twice to pass lab tests.
It's the same stuff they use to calibrate the testing machines.
They also have overnight delivery. It's expensive as fuck though. But it works.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shroomism]
    #20352441 - 07/30/14 08:37 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

I've always wondered, if they can test whether or not the piss is from a male or female then how does that work?


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #20352446 - 07/30/14 08:39 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

They can't. Unless the female is pregnant. If pregnant, then yes they can tell.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #20352460 - 07/30/14 08:42 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

Actually I take that back. It depends on the test. Very high end expensive lab tests (not common at all) they would be able to tell.
But most just test for metabolites and the temperature of the specimen, not hormone levels. .

Although I have heard more and more labs are able to detect synthetic urine these days, so I am extremely wary of it.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shroomism]
    #20352524 - 07/30/14 09:02 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

Why pay for urine? Just find someone who doesn't care and get the pee. Then you won't have to worry about them detecting synthetic pee. No it doesn't matter if they are male, female, or pregnant. They aren't testing for that.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Oral]
    #20352709 - 07/30/14 09:33 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

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Just unsmoke the weed



Sorry dude but this is all you can do.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20352795 - 07/30/14 09:50 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

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Is there anyway I can test negative for marijuana less than 24 hours from now? I know there are detoxes out there. Does anyone know any names?

Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!



Yeah fail this one, then next time grow a pair and don't smoke a month before hand. Lesson learned. :shrug:


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: peace of mind 1]
    #20352848 - 07/30/14 10:00 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

If you're on probation, pot is not worth it. Don't be that guy.

If it's for a job, what these folks said^ there's all kinds of options in the smokey hippie shops.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Euphie]
    #20353465 - 07/31/14 12:42 AM (3 years, 20 days ago)

Found this miracle at gnc

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/b0014auawi?pc_redir=1406627844&robot_redir=1

Thanks for the suggestions though!


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20353498 - 07/31/14 12:52 AM (3 years, 20 days ago)

Hope that works out for you man. Those things are not known for working very well. I personally wouldn't rest my future on it.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: searching]
    #20353505 - 07/31/14 12:55 AM (3 years, 20 days ago)

It's not that good of a job...

I have friends who've testified to me that it works for them. The reviews are mixed but we'll see.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20354323 - 07/31/14 07:22 AM (3 years, 20 days ago)

Amazing how people can't quit smoking weed for a month to get a job, unbelievable.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: peace of mind 1]
    #20354361 - 07/31/14 07:40 AM (3 years, 20 days ago)

If it isn't probation or where someone is watching you, strap a condom full of clean piss and scissors to your leg. Squeeze the condom around until the pee gets hot in your hand (it will) then pour the shit into the cup.

Any "detox" is suspect


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Pureless]
    #20354450 - 07/31/14 08:38 AM (3 years, 20 days ago)

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If it isn't probation or where someone is watching you, strap a condom full of clean piss and scissors to your leg. Squeeze the condom around until the pee gets hot in your hand (it will) then pour the shit into the cup.

Any "detox" is suspect




That has a high probability to fail. Most tests will immediately test the temperature of the urine when you give it to them, if it's under 96 you instantly fail.  Unlikely your hand alone is going to get it warm enough. Use a hand warmer.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: peace of mind 1]
    #20355079 - 07/31/14 12:42 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

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Amazing how people can't quit smoking weed for a month to get a job, unbelievable.




Who says I can't? I went job hunting yesterday and got hired on the spot....dickhat


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20355156 - 07/31/14 12:59 PM (3 years, 20 days ago)

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It's not that good of a job...

I have friends who've testified to me that it works for them. The reviews are mixed but we'll see.




The only thing those drinks do is help dilute your urine. So you might as well have just drank a big Gatorade. Dilution helps pass, but if it's too diluted then they will fail you.

Don't strap a condom full of pee to your leg. It won't get warm enough and it will probably leak out making you look like you pissed your pants. 2oz travel shampoo bottle is way better.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20355994 - 07/31/14 04:55 PM (3 years, 19 days ago)

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Amazing how people can't quit smoking weed for a month to get a job, unbelievable.




Who says I can't? I went job hunting yesterday and got hired on the spot....dickhat



Good for you, you did what you're supposed to do. Want a cookie?

I don't see why you got so uptight, it takes far more energy for you to worry about passing a drug test than it does just staying away from the herb for a couple weeks. I hear this all the time, "I can stop if I had to", yet when the time to stop comes, they don't and just find ways to flush out their system. I smoke weed every day and if I had a drug test coming I'd just stop for 4 weeks. To me it just seems like way more energy is being used worrying about passing rather than just stopping and KNOWING you'll pass. Dickhat.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: peace of mind 1]
    #20356300 - 07/31/14 06:17 PM (3 years, 19 days ago)

I've worked many jobs through out my life, and this particular job is the same I've had three separate times and I've never been drug tested before. Most jobs don't drug test from my experience. Your trying to limit me to a lazy stoner because I decided to apply for a new job one day, got hired on the spot, and drug tested the next day. So OBVIOUSLY I didn't have time to sober up. Pussclown.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20356319 - 07/31/14 06:22 PM (3 years, 19 days ago)

:lol: never tried to limit you to anything, I don't know what the Hell you're talking about, but from the way the post sounded, I'd of thought you knew the test was coming and decided to keep smoking anyway. All I said was if this was the case and you couldn't lay off, that would be pathetic.

Second, grow the fuck up and stop with the name calling. Just because I said your best bet is to stop smoking, you start with the childish comments.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20356320 - 07/31/14 06:22 PM (3 years, 19 days ago)

Yeah but you made the conscience the decision to go out and find a job knowing well enough that some places do applications,call backs,interviews...OOOOH and do pre employment drug screening

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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: peace of mind 1]
    #20356397 - 07/31/14 06:34 PM (3 years, 19 days ago)

Obviously you can pass a drug test by ceasing drug use for a period of time...doesn't take a genius to figure out. You've had a fesicious attitude through out the topic and your original piece of advice was so obvious that it wasn't even worth posting. Really you just chimed for what? Because you assumed something about my situation that wasn't the case. Sorry if you were offended by the offensive (?) name calling. I was just trying to get you to go away, buddy. In this scenario you are the little gnat that won't go away..

I've been in the workforce for about 5 years, I've had ten different jobs and this is the first time I've been drug tested, so I've never felt compelled to sober up before job hunting :shrug:


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20356436 - 07/31/14 06:43 PM (3 years, 19 days ago)

I accept that but still, whether you've never been tested for a job or not, when job hunting, you should already be clean just in case. Just saying man, good to be prepared.

Just learn to convey your points in a more respectful manner, it'll help you in life. You start off good, then for some reason you just can't stop yourself from "in some way" attacking the other person, even if it is a minor insult, you just have to throw it in there. If you can't convey your points without doing these things, it's hard to take it seriously.

"The little gnat that won't go away" :lolsy:

I'm not here to argue, I can't say I dislike you, I don't even know you, I just got annoyed by the topic, or at least what it appeared to be.

You should have stated your particular situation in the first place, I never would have said it. Sorry man. I guess it's because I see this shit so often. How someone is getting a job, knows they have a drug test in a month, yet fuck up and end up smoking beforehand. I have no tolerance for that shit. If I misread your situation, my apologies, but the point itself still stands.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: peace of mind 1]
    #20356460 - 07/31/14 06:47 PM (3 years, 19 days ago)

Well I guess if you fail and don't get the job, there's always wellfare :cool: At least you don't get drug tested for that........


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: peace of mind 1]
    #20356479 - 07/31/14 06:53 PM (3 years, 19 days ago)

Yeah I have some bad influences around me. It's hard for me to not be dick sometimes. Sorry, that got way more out of hand than it shouldve.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20356727 - 07/31/14 07:48 PM (3 years, 19 days ago)

Drink a ton of water before you go. Make sure you piss at least three times before going in. Never give the first pee of the day, and when you go in never give the first or last part of the piss. You're going to want to piss a little first, THEN fill the cup, then finish pissing. If you're paranoid about your piss looking too clear take a b-vitamin.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20356749 - 07/31/14 07:53 PM (3 years, 19 days ago)

I already took it. I peed all day. It was super yellow...just waiting to hear on results...


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    #20403602 - 08/11/14 03:05 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Passed my test and another for a second job bitchezzzz


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    #20403610 - 08/11/14 03:06 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

:thumbup: good stuff


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    #20403621 - 08/11/14 03:09 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

:awebig: Congratulations! You know what you gotte do next no?




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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Asante]
    #20403645 - 08/11/14 03:14 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Well shit that was a little grim..

But yes lots of highness to come! Strictly with Mary though


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20404222 - 08/11/14 05:26 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Haha nice man, I'll keep those tabs in mind if I have to take one.

Did you just take one an hour before the test, or what?


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Azure Essence]
    #20404256 - 08/11/14 05:35 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Theyre capsules. I take four when I wake after a night of no smoking. I drink four glasses of water, some coconut water. Couple more glasses of water over the next couple of hours. Make sure all the diluted urine passes through or your test will be inconclusive.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20405133 - 08/11/14 08:49 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Nothing, I say nothing will make you pass a UA, especially a GCMS test other that being a responsible user.  Sorry OP.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
    #20405605 - 08/11/14 10:11 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Well I already passed it....so, it's cool


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20405930 - 08/11/14 11:14 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Wait holy shit hold up.
You passed your test lol.
I thought you honestly wouldn't.

I'm sorry if you already said what you did, but could you tell me how you passed your test, good sir?  :smile:


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20405975 - 08/11/14 11:22 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

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Theyre capsules. I take four when I wake after a night of no smoking. I drink four glasses of water, some coconut water. Couple more glasses of water over the next couple of hours. Make sure all the diluted urine passes through or your test will be inconclusive.




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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20406048 - 08/11/14 11:36 PM (3 years, 8 days ago)

How much was it?
Those things are miracles.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #20406468 - 08/12/14 01:13 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

the lasthalf dozen drug tests I've done they haven't watched me pee into the cup. Also most of my drug tests I basically just pee crystalised k crystals and pass every time :loldongs:


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #20406472 - 08/12/14 01:14 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

32 dollars


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20407065 - 08/12/14 05:26 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

If u in VA I'll give u my bottle of "Quick Fix Synthetic Urine" for cost price.  The shit works, I've used it twice


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: DOBAS]
    #20407113 - 08/12/14 06:15 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

Soliciter! He already said he passed his test.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20407422 - 08/12/14 09:10 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

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Soliciter! He already said he passed his test.



Oh haha. Didn't read all the posts.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: DOBAS]
    #20407431 - 08/12/14 09:12 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

no worries


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20407445 - 08/12/14 09:18 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

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Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!






1. yes
2. go back in time
3. dont smoke weed
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: DOBAS]
    #20407448 - 08/12/14 09:19 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

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If u in VA I'll give u my bottle of "Quick Fix Synthetic Urine" for cost price.  The shit works, I've used it twice





I thought used car salesmen were bad

used urine sales?


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20407450 - 08/12/14 09:21 AM (3 years, 8 days ago)

It's completely synthetic with everything regular piss has in it. It isn't actual piss.

EDIT: nevermind, just got what you were saying.

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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20409796 - 08/12/14 07:23 PM (3 years, 7 days ago)

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It's completely synthetic with everything regular piss has in it. It isn't actual piss.

EDIT: nevermind, just got what you were saying.

:facepalm:





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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Oral]
    #20409803 - 08/12/14 07:25 PM (3 years, 7 days ago)

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Oral said:
Just unsmoke the weed




I actually lol'd at this haha


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Miikollojjii]
    #20409967 - 08/12/14 08:07 PM (3 years, 7 days ago)

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Just unsmoke the weed




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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Miikollojjii]
    #20409968 - 08/12/14 08:07 PM (3 years, 7 days ago)

You should dilute your urine.
Just drink a ton of water till your piss is clear then take a vitamin I believe it's called b12 then piss a little bit more and drink more then your piss should be yellow but still diluted.
this will work Depending on the test if it's being sent off to a lab dilution may not be your best option.
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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: aler]
    #20412038 - 08/13/14 10:13 AM (3 years, 7 days ago)

http://www.urineluck.com/quick-fix-synthetic-urine-p-10.html

I've used this twice to pass drug tests. It works flawlessly. As soon as I passed my first drug test with this shit I immediately ordered another bottle. I now keep one just incase a drug test comes up.

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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20416166 - 08/14/14 03:25 AM (3 years, 6 days ago)

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Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!






1. yes
2. go back in time
3. dont smoke weed
4. ???
5. Profit!



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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
    #20416260 - 08/14/14 03:54 AM (3 years, 6 days ago)

Yeah, those pills and shit are bs. The only way to pass besides the fake piss is with creatine and dilution.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #20416280 - 08/14/14 04:00 AM (3 years, 6 days ago)

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    #20416285 - 08/14/14 04:02 AM (3 years, 6 days ago)

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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Johnny Depp]
    #20417058 - 08/14/14 11:25 AM (3 years, 6 days ago)

It worked for me but use at your own risk/discretion. It might not work every time


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