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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20403621 - 08/11/14 03:09 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

:awebig: Congratulations! You know what you gotte do next no?




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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Asante]
    #20403645 - 08/11/14 03:14 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Well shit that was a little grim..

But yes lots of highness to come! Strictly with Mary though


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20404222 - 08/11/14 05:26 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Haha nice man, I'll keep those tabs in mind if I have to take one.

Did you just take one an hour before the test, or what?


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Azure Essence]
    #20404256 - 08/11/14 05:35 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Theyre capsules. I take four when I wake after a night of no smoking. I drink four glasses of water, some coconut water. Couple more glasses of water over the next couple of hours. Make sure all the diluted urine passes through or your test will be inconclusive.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20405133 - 08/11/14 08:49 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Nothing, I say nothing will make you pass a UA, especially a GCMS test other that being a responsible user.  Sorry OP.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
    #20405605 - 08/11/14 10:11 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Well I already passed it....so, it's cool


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20405930 - 08/11/14 11:14 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Wait holy shit hold up.
You passed your test lol.
I thought you honestly wouldn't.

I'm sorry if you already said what you did, but could you tell me how you passed your test, good sir?  :smile:


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20405975 - 08/11/14 11:22 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Theyre capsules. I take four when I wake after a night of no smoking. I drink four glasses of water, some coconut water. Couple more glasses of water over the next couple of hours. Make sure all the diluted urine passes through or your test will be inconclusive.




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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20406048 - 08/11/14 11:36 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

How much was it?
Those things are miracles.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #20406468 - 08/12/14 01:13 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

the lasthalf dozen drug tests I've done they haven't watched me pee into the cup. Also most of my drug tests I basically just pee crystalised k crystals and pass every time :loldongs:


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #20406472 - 08/12/14 01:14 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

32 dollars


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20407065 - 08/12/14 05:26 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

If u in VA I'll give u my bottle of "Quick Fix Synthetic Urine" for cost price.  The shit works, I've used it twice


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: DOBAS]
    #20407113 - 08/12/14 06:15 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Soliciter! He already said he passed his test.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20407422 - 08/12/14 09:10 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Soliciter! He already said he passed his test.



Oh haha. Didn't read all the posts.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: DOBAS]
    #20407431 - 08/12/14 09:12 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

no worries


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20407445 - 08/12/14 09:18 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!






1. yes
2. go back in time
3. dont smoke weed
4. ???
5. Profit!


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: DOBAS]
    #20407448 - 08/12/14 09:19 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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DOBAS said:
If u in VA I'll give u my bottle of "Quick Fix Synthetic Urine" for cost price.  The shit works, I've used it twice





I thought used car salesmen were bad

used urine sales?


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20407450 - 08/12/14 09:21 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

It's completely synthetic with everything regular piss has in it. It isn't actual piss.

EDIT: nevermind, just got what you were saying.

:facepalm:


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20409796 - 08/12/14 07:23 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

whatsgrimace said:
It's completely synthetic with everything regular piss has in it. It isn't actual piss.

EDIT: nevermind, just got what you were saying.

:facepalm:





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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Oral]
    #20409803 - 08/12/14 07:25 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Oral said:
Just unsmoke the weed




I actually lol'd at this haha


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