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PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow
    #20352067 - 07/30/14 07:18 PM (3 years, 25 days ago)

Is there anyway I can test negative for marijuana less than 24 hours from now? I know there are detoxes out there. Does anyone know any names?

Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20352070 - 07/30/14 07:19 PM (3 years, 25 days ago)

That sucks.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: pfxtc]
    #20352079 - 07/30/14 07:20 PM (3 years, 25 days ago)

1: Walk into any head shop
2: Buy fake pee
3: ??????????
4: Profit


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos] * 5
    #20352091 - 07/30/14 07:21 PM (3 years, 25 days ago)

Just unsmoke the weed


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: SARAtonin]
    #20352094 - 07/30/14 07:22 PM (3 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

SARAtonin said:
1: Walk into any head shop
2: Buy fake pee
3: ??????????
4: Profit




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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Floydseamus]
    #20352124 - 07/30/14 07:29 PM (3 years, 25 days ago)

This always cracks me up.
Ways to pass UA = Don't use or
                                Risk fake pee


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Oral]
    #20352133 - 07/30/14 07:31 PM (3 years, 25 days ago)

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Oral said:
Just unsmoke the weed




this made me laugh really fucking hard


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: SARAtonin]
    #20352137 - 07/30/14 07:32 PM (3 years, 25 days ago)

Don't worry, you can pass. You'll have to either buy synthetic urine (quick fix 2.0) at a head shop or get someone's urine who you know is clean and store it in a freezer until you go to take the test.  This will only work if its for a job. They won't watch you pee for a job and there is almost no security so it's super easy to sneak in. 

Basically you just sneak it in there in your underwear and make sure it's between 90-100 degrees when you pour it in the cup. Synthetic urine will have directions for how to heat it up. For real urine just run the container under hot water for a couple minutes until it is completely heated. Test with thermometer if you want. Then put the urine in a small travel shampoo bottle and wrap with icy hot or other brand heating pads.  Put it in some tight underwear and go pass the test. I have monitored the temperature using this method and will stay in passing temperature for 5 hours easily, probably longer.

Go get the job and never sweat the piss detectives again.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: SARAtonin]
    #20352170 - 07/30/14 07:37 PM (3 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

SARAtonin said:
1: Walk into any head shop
2: Buy fake pee
3: ??????????
4: Profit




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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: berdinwall]
    #20352417 - 07/30/14 08:30 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

I hate to say it, but I think you might be fucked. Unless its for a job test, than you could probably get away with synthetic urine.

But if it's for probation or whatever, I think you're out of luck.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: thedeadwalkk]
    #20352420 - 07/30/14 08:31 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

And for lab tests that can detect synthetic urine....
http://www.urinetheclear.com/

Expensive as fawk (the price has actually gone up since I last used it..) but guaranteed clean, same stuff they use to calibrate the testing machines, and some lab tests can detect synthetic urine now. I've used it twice.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shroomism]
    #20352432 - 07/30/14 08:33 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

What the fuck?

That almost seems like a joke


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: thedeadwalkk]
    #20352436 - 07/30/14 08:34 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

How so? It's not a joke. I've used it twice to pass lab tests.
It's the same stuff they use to calibrate the testing machines.
They also have overnight delivery. It's expensive as fuck though. But it works.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shroomism]
    #20352441 - 07/30/14 08:37 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

I've always wondered, if they can test whether or not the piss is from a male or female then how does that work?


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #20352446 - 07/30/14 08:39 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

They can't. Unless the female is pregnant. If pregnant, then yes they can tell.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #20352460 - 07/30/14 08:42 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

Actually I take that back. It depends on the test. Very high end expensive lab tests (not common at all) they would be able to tell.
But most just test for metabolites and the temperature of the specimen, not hormone levels. .

Although I have heard more and more labs are able to detect synthetic urine these days, so I am extremely wary of it.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shroomism]
    #20352524 - 07/30/14 09:02 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

Why pay for urine? Just find someone who doesn't care and get the pee. Then you won't have to worry about them detecting synthetic pee. No it doesn't matter if they are male, female, or pregnant. They aren't testing for that.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Oral]
    #20352709 - 07/30/14 09:33 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

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Just unsmoke the weed



Sorry dude but this is all you can do.


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #20352795 - 07/30/14 09:50 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

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Is there anyway I can test negative for marijuana less than 24 hours from now? I know there are detoxes out there. Does anyone know any names?

Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!



Yeah fail this one, then next time grow a pair and don't smoke a month before hand. Lesson learned. :shrug:


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Re: PLEASE HELP need to pass urine drug test tomorrow [Re: peace of mind 1]
    #20352848 - 07/30/14 10:00 PM (3 years, 24 days ago)

If you're on probation, pot is not worth it. Don't be that guy.

If it's for a job, what these folks said^ there's all kinds of options in the smokey hippie shops.


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