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wrestler_az
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cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station
#2029020 - 10/21/03 02:18 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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i was gonna put this in the spirituality/philosophy forum, but since im not really talking about anything in particular, just rambling mostly, i figured this was the spot for it...
so im waiting at the bus station, with no where in particular to go, was gonna go to my chemistry class, but we are going through some really boring stuff right now so i decided not to go. anyway, this really cute chick sits down next to me and starts asking me if i believe in god and the bible and what not....usually i just spin my head around and start puking all over the place like in poltergeist and they leave me alone, but this ones cute so i chat with her....
i never really took the time to actually listen to what one has to say, but it was pretty much what i expected. she is so sure of herself and believes everything she says so blindly, it makes me sad. i mean, doesnt it ever dawn on these people to ask why? i dont consider myself part of any religion in particular, but kinda a mixture of a whole bunch of them. my view of god is very different from hers, but i listen to what she has to say,(she had on this really cool shirt that showed off some nice cleavage )asking the occasional question here and there....she didnt like my questions lol
but she tryed her hardest to answer them in a way that complies with her beliefs, but after a while some answers to my questions were contradicting earlier answers....i called her on this and it really frustrated her, and i could tell i had really stumped her on a few things....it was fun
we talked for about 3 hours over numerous topics and by the end of our lil chit chat she seemed very confused. i think she actually started to question her beliefs!! (or at least consider the fact that it is possible for her to be wrong about some things) for the last 20 minutes or so the roles changed. no longer was she there to offer me guidence, but quite the opposite. i was rather amused to say the least!
i mean, dont get me wrong i got nothing wrong with what these people believe. everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, but when anyone trys to "convert" or "save" me, is when i get a lil upset.
so, this other lil jevoha chick out doing some fishing drives up, and its time for her to go back to her temple or whatever, so my lil cuty has to leave....but not before she gave me her number and asked if we could meet somewhere sometime to talk some more! woo! hoo!
wow, i got a date with a chick who thinks celebrating birthdays, christmas, easter and all other types of holidays are evil...oh, cant forget halloween!!! this could be fun!!!
so anyway, just felt like sharing this lil moment i had at the bus station with you all....
so what should our dinner conversation be about? any good ideas? im really not too familiar with this religion, i get the impression that its basicly like christianity, but with a few lil odd twists here and there....like the whole holiday thing, i cracked up when she told me i was sinning for putting up a christmas tree! i already got her stumbling a lil, if i could figure out a good preasure point to manipulate i think i could get her to open her eyes a bit and ask why, think for herself a little bit and not be such a drone... and maybe then we can hang out on a regular basis... one more thing. please dont get the idea that im trying to throw her religion out from under her, but more like trying to get her to evaluate her reasoning behind her beliefs.
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
#2029040 - 10/21/03 02:28 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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You did a good job! I like to talk about religion with strangers(or jehovah's knocking my door).... NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE...... Edit: Talk about drugs
Edited by Annom (10/21/03 02:29 PM)
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Annom]
#2029046 - 10/21/03 02:32 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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ya drugs...i was thinking along the same lines, but i think i got to work into that topic slowly, maybe if i could start talking about something else first, and transition into drugs before she realizes it. i think just jumping straight into that topic might scare her away....
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Annom]
#2029063 - 10/21/03 02:39 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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The christmas tree would only be a sin if it was used as an altar!
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
#2029069 - 10/21/03 02:41 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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well, there's always darwinism... & the nature of the three persons of the trinity ... & precious bodily fluids... & the prophesied date (& postponement thereof) of judgement day (& the 144,000 with the free ticket to paradise...)
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
#2029072 - 10/21/03 02:42 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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It could be like the uptight minister's daughter type phenomenon.
They are so repressed that when one bit falls out of place, it ALL goes.
All the overprotected kids I know ended up being wild.
i.e. if Pappa Jehova is wrong about one thing, then the no sex before marriage thing might be wrong too.
Good work, mate.
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
#2029080 - 10/21/03 02:43 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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> please dont get the idea that im trying to throw her religion out from under her.
No problem with that if you do it with normal words.....
Just start a conversation and have fun. If you see a nice moment to make a turn to the drugs topic, do it. She probably is a product of her parents and environment. It would be great if you can give her a more objective view on life.
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: santashroom]
#2029081 - 10/21/03 02:43 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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have a nice conversation over a cup of tea, special tea that is that should show her what the universe is all about.
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: santashroom]
#2029084 - 10/21/03 02:44 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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yes....i agree, but according to her, just my act of puting it up was a form of worship to a "false" god. go figure.... how do you think she would feel if i treated her rack as an alter?
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Infrared]
#2029095 - 10/21/03 02:47 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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man, i dont know....i couldnt in my right mind give her the slip like that, and i doubt shed go for it....but maybe, wouldnt hurt to ask.. i mean, god did create the shroom. and god created everything for a purpose...wanna see the prupose of this shroom? lol
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: gnrm23]
#2029099 - 10/21/03 02:48 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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& precious bodily fluids...
hmmm.....could you explain this one to me?
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
#2029106 - 10/21/03 02:49 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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tell her its an ancient recipe used by our ancestors to connect with god.
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Infrared]
#2029113 - 10/21/03 02:52 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why not start with a bong + DMT?
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wrestler_az
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Annom]
#2029118 - 10/21/03 02:55 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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ya, im sure that would break the ice pretty good, wouldnt it?
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Annom]
#2029124 - 10/21/03 02:57 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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dmt isnt quite for the light of heart. plus im sure someone that has never done drugs would be weary of smoking something. psilocin is much gentler and plus you can drink it in a tea.
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Annom]
#2029130 - 10/21/03 02:59 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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man, that would be awsome if she let go of the whole sex before marrage thing....oh baby, hot lil virgin jehovah....plus shes got one of the nicest racks ive ever seen
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
#2029211 - 10/21/03 03:28 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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When you're on your little date with her, slip some acid in her drink. That'll show her the light.
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
#2029223 - 10/21/03 03:31 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
wrestler_az said: & precious bodily fluids...
hmmm.....could you explain this one to me?
the commuinists. They are stealing them.
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
#2029325 - 10/21/03 03:58 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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does she ride a bike around?
if so, you could have a friend steal her bike. then, as he is riding off on it you could start yelling at him.
"STOP. come back with that bike." (he keeps riding)
"STOP in the name of god." (he keeps riding)
"STOP in the name of the sacred mushroom." (he stops, gets off the bike, and runs away)
this would really confuse her, she'll aske some more questions, and you'll have plenty to talk about.
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: domite]
#2029489 - 10/21/03 04:44 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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have you ever heard of floridated water?
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