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Johnny Depp

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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: shLong]
#20217906 - 07/03/14 02:57 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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shLong said: On a similar note, I know of a lady named Marijuana Pepsi Jackson-Sawyer  She attended the same school that I did briefly
Bet she had a hard time finding jobs.
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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: Crystal G]
#20217921 - 07/03/14 03:06 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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i wish shlong could have been my dad
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shLong



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: Hobozen]
#20219476 - 07/03/14 01:08 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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You can still call me daddy. 
CG.. I went a bought prenatal vitamins last night and they all have vitamin a... So here I am sitting on the floor of the store on my phone googling what'sup wwith that. I got her the ones that have vitamin A in the form of beta carotene instead of the other kind. So, yes, I did remember our talk. And I made her an obgyn appointment and got her all kinds of good foods and such.
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Enjoywho
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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: shLong]
#20219481 - 07/03/14 01:10 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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You gotta promise to show him/her the dark tower series though.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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shLong



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: Enjoywho]
#20219529 - 07/03/14 01:23 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dude... I promise you (and the world) that my child will be fully aware of every cool and unique thing this world has to offer him/her. Harry Potter, LOTR, and The Dark Tower will not be omitted from the list. (likely in that order, too, once they're able to read... Which will likely be way ahead of all the other shithead kids because this daddy will not rely solely on the school systems to teach his child.
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shLong



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: Crystal G]
#20219535 - 07/03/14 01:25 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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shLong said: On a similar note, I know of a lady named Marijuana Pepsi Jackson-Sawyer  She attended the same school that I did briefly
Bet she had a hard time finding jobs.
Not as tough as you may think
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Enjoywho
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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: shLong]
#20219549 - 07/03/14 01:29 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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shLong said: Dude... I promise you (and the world) that my child will be fully aware of every cool and unique thing this world has to offer him/her. Harry Potter, LOTR, and The Dark Tower will not be omitted from the list. (likely in that order, too, once they're able to read... Which will likely be way ahead of all the other shithead kids because this daddy will not rely solely on the school systems to teach his child. 

wish you the best on What's probably going to be one of the craziest ventures youve undertook. Good luck!
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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shLong



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: Enjoywho]
#20219558 - 07/03/14 01:33 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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I truly appreciate that... I'm so happy I joined this site. I've gotten so much good info here... It's amazing.
Love you guys
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shLong



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: Johnny Depp]
#20219581 - 07/03/14 01:41 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Johnny Depp said: Asher Long... Asherlong... A Shlong Congrats
Thank you... I've already revealed quite a lot about my real identity in this thread already, but since I don't really do much illegal shit, iit's not truly a huge deal, but my name here is also my real life nickname and it's something along the lines of what your post is alluding to... Hence the random capital "L" in my screen name.
Say my real name fast and it sounds like - - - - shlong
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zappaisgod
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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: shLong]
#20219887 - 07/03/14 03:14 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Congrats, man. Some years back Bundy wrote about being nervous about it (and if you aren't nervous you're in a coma). I responded with this
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15345198#15345198
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You're life is going to change. Your life is going to change no matter what you do. These changes are now thrust upon you. Happened to me 21 years ago. Now you must be a man. You must put away childish things and accept your responsibilities. They are great but not overwhelming. You must embrace the challenge. You cannot wallow in what could have or should have been. You only have what is.
Nothing wrong with being intimidated by the awesome responsibility. You can win this. Good luck to all three of you.
Do eet. Also, don't give the kid some weirdo fucking name. I heard Kevin is an excellent choice for a boy.
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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: zappaisgod]
#20220874 - 07/03/14 07:59 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: Congrats, man. Some years back Bundy wrote about being nervous about it (and if you aren't nervous you're in a coma). I responded with this
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15345198#15345198
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You're life is going to change. Your life is going to change no matter what you do. These changes are now thrust upon you. Happened to me 21 years ago. Now you must be a man. You must put away childish things and accept your responsibilities. They are great but not overwhelming. You must embrace the challenge. You cannot wallow in what could have or should have been. You only have what is.
Nothing wrong with being intimidated by the awesome responsibility. You can win this. Good luck to all three of you.
Do eet. Also, don't give the kid some weirdo fucking name. I heard Kevin is an excellent choice for a boy.
Kevin,  We both feel that it's a girl, so that'd be a little weird.
Thanks for the wisdom, ZIG. I'm already embracing the changes and responsibilities I'll soon be facing. Starting to limit my "fun" to save my money so the kid and the lady won't be doing without. Pretty sure I'd starve myself so Katie and the baby can be healthy. I really think that I'll naturally be a good daddy. Perhaps not, but I'll be damned if I don't give it my best shot. No kid of mine will go without anything they need.
It's sinking in a little more every day. It's still months away, so I can't even imagine what I'll feel like come delivery day. I'll be one damn proud papa.
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Crystal G



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: shLong]
#20225074 - 07/04/14 05:33 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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shLong said: You can still call me daddy. 
CG.. I went a bought prenatal vitamins last night and they all have vitamin a... So here I am sitting on the floor of the store on my phone googling what'sup wwith that. I got her the ones that have vitamin A in the form of beta carotene instead of the other kind. So, yes, I did remember our talk. And I made her an obgyn appointment and got her all kinds of good foods and such. 
If it's in the prenatal vitamins, the doses of Vitamin A are probably low enough to not be harmful. Excessive amounts, such as Accutane, or the doses that are in normal daily multivitamins, are teratogenic and toxic to fetuses.
I'm glad to hear everything is progressing along fine. Definitely apply for BadgerCare as soon as possible.
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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: shLong]
#20225086 - 07/04/14 05:38 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Congratulations shLong, you'll be a great dad!
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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: MorphinTime]
#20226576 - 07/05/14 12:16 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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My Cozen is from the stolen generation. And iVe likes tenor elvin kids
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shLong



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: MorphinTime]
#20227974 - 07/05/14 12:16 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Nevilleskat said: My Cozen is from the stolen generation. And iVe likes tenor elvin kids
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MorphinTime said: Congratulations shLong, you'll be a great dad!
Thank you. Even though a lot of you haven't personally met me, I'm glad that y'all think I have what it takes. I'm not too far off from my 'online persona' in real life.
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shLong



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: Crystal G]
#20227981 - 07/05/14 12:18 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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shLong said: You can still call me daddy. 
CG.. I went a bought prenatal vitamins last night and they all have vitamin a... So here I am sitting on the floor of the store on my phone googling what'sup wwith that. I got her the ones that have vitamin A in the form of beta carotene instead of the other kind. So, yes, I did remember our talk. And I made her an obgyn appointment and got her all kinds of good foods and such. 
If it's in the prenatal vitamins, the doses of Vitamin A are probably low enough to not be harmful. Excessive amounts, such as Accutane, or the doses that are in normal daily multivitamins, are teratogenic and toxic to fetuses.
I'm glad to hear everything is progressing along fine. Definitely apply for BadgerCare as soon as possible.
She applied and is awaiting her acceptance.. Which shouldn't be an issue. Text me or fb me if you think of any other concerns I should be aware of. I made an OBGYN appointment for her for Thursday and stuff. The ladies at the office thought it was sweet that I was doing the leg work. "this may be the first call from a guy to schedule an appointment here" I'm aiming to be the best baby-daddy ever
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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: shLong]
#20227990 - 07/05/14 12:20 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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CONGRATULATIONS! ! if it's a girl I recommend getting you a gun collection started as soon as possible the boys will not be far behind.
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shLong



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#20228001 - 07/05/14 12:22 PM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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T-Funkadelic said: CONGRATULATIONS! ! if it's a girl I recommend getting you a gun collection started as soon as possible the boys will not be far behind.
Thank you, friend. Sadly, I sold weed to the wrong person 11 years ago and got a felony offense out of it, so guns and ammo are out of the question. I'll accumulate a nice collection of knives and crossbows if need-be, however
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Crystal G



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Re: Well, Shroomery, it appears as though I'm gonna be a father. [Re: shLong]
#20230790 - 07/06/14 01:37 AM (9 years, 11 months ago) |
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shLong said:
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T-Funkadelic said: CONGRATULATIONS! ! if it's a girl I recommend getting you a gun collection started as soon as possible the boys will not be far behind.
Thank you, friend. Sadly, I sold weed to the wrong person 11 years ago and got a felony offense out of it, so guns and ammo are out of the question. I'll accumulate a nice collection of knives and crossbows if need-be, however 
I hope you won't be one of those overly protective dads that doesn't ever let her teenage daughter date or see boys. I think there's something creepy about that mentality, almost as if the daughter is the father's sexual property and ownership. It just gives me the creeps when I see a dad that wants his daughter to remain a virgin forever and ever, until she's 35 and married.
I don't see you being like that though. I think you will want your daughter to have a very fulfilling and exuberant life, and that includes experiencing love.
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